when will he learn that yelling and threats won't get him anywhere?

now that i know what OJ's penis looks like, i can go to bed.

"I would suck your dick for some Waffle Crisp."

                                                  -This is why I can't have nice things. 

twerking is strenuous.

 a sociable person wouldn't spend so much time online.

i'm supposed to start insanity tomorrow but i might just bake cupcakes and watch shaun t glisten instead.