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♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ We all carry these things inside that no one else can see. They hold us down like anchors. They drown us out at sea. I look up to the sky, there may be nothing there to see. But if I don't believe in him, why would he believe in me? ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ If you know where the lyrics and username comes from, you're awesome. XD I hate these 'about me' boxes, I really do. This all might change, because I can never find the right words to describe myself. Maybe a list of random junk will work? Enjoy the mini novella... >.< ♥ Married to my perfect match. He's the Rob Zombie to my Sherri Moon. He's my DaddyDom, my sadistic tormentor, my cuddlebug, my partner in crime. The only man I have ever met that can stop me like a brick wall with just a look. He's my biggest addiction. ♥ Actively seeking friendship. That's it. ♥ I am a handful. I can be choatic and rambunctious at times. Other times I can be quiet and contained. My brain to mouth filter is constantly on the fritz. And sometimes I suffer from foot-in-mouth. You might think I'm bratty, but honestly, I really couldn't care less. ♥ I believe in common courtesy. I don't have to respect you to be nice to you. I don't believe that a self-labeled title gives anyone the right to throw it around expecting people to act accordingly. I believe people are people first and their"title" second. No, I will not be the meek and meager to your big, bad Domliness. Yes, if I trust you, I will respect you, but that doesn't come easy. ♥ Socially awkward and not one to send the first message. I can never think of what to say and wind up sounding like a complete nut job, so I avoid initial contact. ★.•°¤(¯`★´¯) ¤°°•.★.•°°¤(¯´★`¯) ¤°•.★ ♥I'm shy and quiet until I get to know people. Then they wish I never got to know them. o.x ♥ I am easily distracted. ♥ I have the tendency to move to different things if they don't capture my attention. ♥ I forget what I am doing. A LOT. So things have to really interest me to keep me focused. Conversations never stay on subject, unless it is something that I am passionate about. Even then, other things will trickle in and move it to another direction. If I see something amusing, my mind shuts down and I focus on whatever it is. ♥ I'm that weird girl you see at the store, pushing all the buttons on the singing toys and dancing along to the songs. Twirling in the aisles like she's ice skating. The one you have to wonder what her damage is. That's me. Most people hate going to the store with me, because I embarrass the living crap outta them. ♥ I am a bookworm. I read for entertainment and escapism. Or for educational purposes. Or because a cereal box is sitting in front of me. I like words. They make me happy. ♥ I love music. I listen to whatever fits my mood or makes me smile. Most of the time, that's metal, rock, alternative, screamo, etc. I love A7X, BFMV, BMTH, ETF, MCR, SWS, NSN, Manson, Zombie (White & Rob), Korn, Linkin Park, Metallica, Type O Negative, The Cure, TRJA... There's really way to many to list on here. Music makes me happy, no matter the genre. I listen to more music than I watch TV. ~*~ I'm rarely ever on CM, but fairly active on the black, red, and white site. That is when I get the chance to get online, I can be found there more than here. And the username is not the same there.~*~ Addicted to: ♥ My hubster ♥ Anime and Manga ♥ COFFFFFEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! ♥ Colorful socks. I refuse to wear white socks, they make me sad. ♥ Cookie Monster, ya know before they took his cookies away. ♥ Minecraft (I need an intervention) -.- ♥ Youtube. I spend more time on there than I really should. ♥ Sporks -Seriously sporks are marvelous inventions ♥ Causing trouble and trying to cute my way out of it and then hearing my husband get all growly and gruff. ♥ Glitter and sparkles and dangly, jingly stuff ♥ Neko ears. Awww teh adorableness! XD Wanna know the kinky stuff about me, get to know me first. As much as I love "Teh Kinkeh" there's more to life than just kink.
9/10/2013 5:18:16 PM
Oh collarme, you never cease to make me laugh or creep me out in the not fun way. XD
9/5/2013 8:59:02 PM
Just for those that might possibly, maybe glance at this thing before they message me. I don't do messengers. I have kik for my cell and I don't hand out that id all willy-nilly like. If we message back and forth here and you're not super skeevy, I might give you my id. But I can't make any promises.
2/19/2013 7:29:24 AM
Chicken... Nugget, biscuit, nugget in a biscuit Nugget, biscuit, nugget in a biscuit Nugget, biscuit, nugget in a biscuit Dip it all in mash potatoes Nugget, biscuit, nugget in a biscuit Nugget, biscuit, nugget in a biscuit Nugget, biscuit, nugget in a biscuit Dip it all in mash potatoes Dip it all in mash potatoes... Then Dip the mashed potato covered chicken nugget biscuit in a BBQ Sauce MMM Yum, yum, gimme! Okay, enough non-kinky silliness. Going back to Minecraft now. See all y'all kinksters later. XD
12/29/2012 1:12:37 PM
Got my mom singing My Chemical Romance, my work here is done. Now Christmas vacation is complete and I can go home feeling accomplished. XD
12/20/2012 10:05:00 AM
♥ Nine Inch Nails - Sanctified ♥ Heaven's just a rumor she'll dispel. As she walks me through the nicest parts of hell (bitch) I still dream of lips I never should have kissed Well she knows exactly what I can't resist And if she says come inside I'll come inside for her If she says give it all I'll give everything to her I am justified. I am purified. I am sanctified. Inside you I'm still caught up in another of her spells Well she's turning me into someone else. Everyday I hope and pray this will end. But when I can I do it all again
mariajones2
 
 Age: 36
 Nashville, Tennessee