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| I'm a New York-born writer and pervert, currently based in Johannesburg, South Africa. I tend to spend most of the year traveling, so I'm always looking to meet like-minded pervs from around the globe. Cruel girls with pretty feet get priority. If you can't spell, don't bother.
UPDATE:
Dear CollarMe,
I am currently traveling in Nigeria. No, I am not a 419 scammer; no, I do not work with Kofi Annan, the Central Director of the Bank of Nigeria, or the widow of a former general who managed to hide GBP25,000,000.00 in his Abuja home before being executed by the military police. I am a journalist, and I am here for work, and I would really love it if you'd stop sending my messages into your spam filter. Thank you.
UPDATE No. 2:
I am now traveling in Cameroon, and CollarMe still fucking blows. The support team is useless; no matter how many times I write with my complaints, my account remains in a state of limbo. What's a perv to do?
UPDATE No. 3:
Back in South Africa, profile still useless. I hate you, CollarMe administrators. Will probably be forced to open a new account and track down all the lovely pervs I've met here one by one. Stupid website. If anyone feels so inclined, you can add me on Yahoo: smallwordznyc.
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