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Work-shy drunkard would like to meet someone who ain't too fuzzy, I mean fussy. I think?
Many women describe me as an average man, but that's because they're jaded as #&*%. They also say find me clean and high-jeanic - once I've been blasted down with a fire hose.
I have my own teeth. I don't share with my Grand-dad anymore.
Say, you don't mind halitoastsis do you? Who is he anyhow?
I am a real subbie who can take anything: whippings, beatings, watching Jeremy Kyle, branding, etc. I'm usually too semi-comatosed to care.
I wonder if CM will delete this profile?
I could write some more rubbish, but there's no point as you probably won't believe a word of it.
Hic Cheers.
SOUND FX Crashes to floor. Glass bottles fly everywhere.
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