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Let's play a game.
I'll give you instructions to follow for each letter in your user name. Along the way, you'll record what you did in a message to me and when you're done you'll send it along. I'll check your work. If you played the game correctly, I'll send you a new game. If you did not, you'll have to play this game again with a new input.
Open a new message to me
On the first line, write your screen name. Remove anything that isn't a letter or a number, then convert any digits to letters by making 1=A, 2=B, and so on. Do that digit by digit, so 12 doesn't become L, it becomes AB. Henceforth, we'll call this top line "Line 1".
Start with the first letter on Line 1
Look it up in the table below, and perform the instructions there. Then move to the second letter on Line 1, look it up, and perform the instructions. Continue until you get to the end of Line 1, then send the message to me.
Some instructions refer to "the Next Letter." That means the letter on Line 1 that comes after the one you looked up. So if your username is Someone42, and you're following the instructions for "m", then the Next Letter is "e". If the letter you just looked up is the last letter of Line 1, use the first letter on Line 1 as the Next Letter.
Look up the first letter in this chart and follow the instructions. Then take the second letter and do the same. Continue until you get to the end.
=== A ===
First, take the Next Letter and convert it to a number (A=1, B=2, and so on). Count that many lines into the list below, starting again at the beginning if you fall off the end. On a new line at the bottom of your message, write "Position:" followed by the number of the position you land on. Get into that position and maintain it except as needed to perform other instructions or until told to do otherwise.
Position List:
1: Standing
2: Sitting at the edge of your seat, back straight
3: On your knees
4: Squatting
Finally, on a new line at the end of your message, write "Step X".
=== B ===
First, count the number of lines since the beginning of your message that read "Fail". Then do one or the other of the following, but not both:
- If your message contains no lines that read "Fail", write "Fail" on a new line at the end of your message.
- If your message contains at least one such line, perform tasks off this list until you earn exactly as many points as the number of lines reading "Fail". You may perform a task more than once:
- 1 point - On a new line at the bottom of your message, write "A", then do ten jumping jacks.
- 1 point - On a new line, write "B", then crawl around the perimeter of the room.
- 3 points - On a new line, write "C", then take a single ice cube and apply it to the skin of your chest and stomach until it melts entirely.
- 3 points - On a new line, write "D", then finger yourself until wet, or jerk yourself until there's precum, and taste some.
- 4 points - On a new line, write "E", then finger your anus for 30 seconds.
Finally, on a new line at the end of your message, write "Step Y".
=== C ===
First, on a new line at the end of your message, write "Clothes:" followed on the same line by a list of any clothes you are wearing that would NOT be visible to someone looking at you right now (because they are under other clothes, etc). Use just one word for each article. Don't count jewelry or accessories. If all your clothes are visible, just write, "Clothes:" with nothing after it on the line.
Finally, on a new line, write "Step I".
=== D ===
First, do one or the other of the following, but not both:
- If you haven't yet written a line in your message to me that starts "Position:", write "Position: 3" on a new line at the end of your message and get on your knees. Stay on your knees until told otherwise, except to follow other instructions.
- If you HAVE written a line in your message to me that starts "Position:", find the most recent such line and add one to the number on that line (just do it in your head, don't write anything yet). If the result is 5, change it to 1. On a new line at the bottom of your message, write "Position:" followed by that new number. Get into the position corresponding to that number in the table below and remain in that position except as needed to perform other instructions or until told to do otherwise.
Position List:
1: Standing
2: Sitting at the edge of your seat, back straight
3: On your knees
4: Squatting
Finally, on a new line, write "Step Y".
=== E ===
Take the Next Letter and convert it to a number (A=1, B=2, and so on). Count that many items into the list below, starting over at the beginning if you fall off the end, and then, on a new line at the bottom of your message, write "Step" followed by the letter you landed on.
Letter List:
I
T
X
Y
R
=== F ===
First, do one or the other of the following, but not both:
- If you haven't yet written a line in your message to me that starts "Clothes:", or the most recent line starting with "Clothes:" doesn't have any clothes listed after it, write "Fail" on a new line at the end of your message.
- If you HAVE written a line that starts "Clothes:", and there's at least one article in the most recent such list, take the Next Letter and convert it to a number (A=1, B=2, and so on) and count that many items into the latest "Clothing:" list, starting at the beginning again whenever you fall off the end. If there's just one thing in the list, choose that. Remove everything but that article of clothing. If that article was pulled to the side due to a previous instruction, leave it pulled to the side. On a new line at the end of your message, write a new "Clothes:" line with just that article of clothing listed on the same line.
Finally, on a new line at the end of your message, write "Step T".
=== G ===
On a new line at the end of your message, write the word "Fail".
=== H ===
First, on a new line at the end of your message, write "Clothes:" followed on the same line by a list of any clothes that are touching your body, using one word for each article. Don't count jewelry or accessories. If you're naked, just write, "Clothes:" with nothing after it.
Finally, on a new line, write "Step R".
=== I ===
First, do one or the other of the following, but not both:
- If you haven't yet written a line in your message to me that starts "Clothes:", or the most recent line starting with "Clothes:" doesn't have any clothes listed after it, write "Fail" on a line all by itself.
- If you HAVE written a line that starts "Clothes:", and there's at least one article in the most recent such list, take the Next Letter and convert it into a number (A=1, B=2, etc.). Count that many items into the most recent "Clothing:" list, starting at the beginning again whenever you fall off the end. If there's just one thing in the list, choose that. If you're wearing that item of clothing normally, pull it down or up to expose what it's supposed to cover, but don't take it off. If it's under something else, get creative. Bra can be pulled up under shirt. Boxers can be pulled down around cock and ass, then jeans put back on normally. If that item of clothing is already pulled aside, remove it, fold it neatly, and place it on the floor. On a new line at the bottom of your message, write "Clothes:" and copy the most recent "Clothes:" line. If you just removed an article of clothing, remove that one from the list. If just removed an article of clothing, and it was the only item on the list, just write a fresh "Clothes:" line with nothing after it.
Finally, on a new line at the end of your message, write "Step Ass".
=== J ===
First, on a new line at the end of your message, write "Routine:". Starting at the beginning of your message, or the most recent line that says "Routine Start", whichever comes later, move down line by line, finding each line that starts with the word "Step" and copying the word or letter after "Step" onto the new "Routine:" line. Separate them with commas.
Finally, do one or the other of the following:
- If your new "Routine:" line has nothing after the colon, then on a new line at the end of your message, write "Fail".
- If your new "Routine:" line DOES have some things after the colon, stand and perform the routine, starting with the first word or letter and moving to the right. For each letter, make your body look like the shape of that letter, unless the letter is "R", in which case jump and reverse which direction you're facing. For each word, place both hands flat on whatever the word specifies. Practice until you can do the whole routine, one letter or word per second, without pausing.
=== K ===
First, do one or the other of the following, but not both:
- If you haven't yet written a line in your message to me that starts "Clothes:", or if the most recent line starting with "Clothes:" doesn't have any clothes listed after it, write "Fail" on a new line at the bottom of your message.
- If you HAVE written a line that starts "Clothes:" and the most recent one has some articles listed, take the Next Letter and convert it to a number (A=1, B=2, and so on) and count that many items into the most recent "Clothes:" list, starting at the beginning again whenever you fall off the end. If there's just one thing in the list, choose that. On a new line at the bottom of your message, in a single sentence, describe that article of clothing in detail.
Finally, on a new line at the bottom of your message, write "Step Floor".
=== L ===
First, take the Next Letter and convert it into a number (A=1, B=2, and so on). Count that many characters from the beginning of your profile text (including spaces, punctuation, etc). Starting with the character you land on, move forward character by character and copy any characters that are numbers or are letters other than L or R onto the end of Line 1 until you've copied four characters. Skip anything else. Convert any numbers into letters as in the initial instructions. If you run out of profile text before copying four characters, stop and write "Fail" on a new line at the end of your message.
Finally, on a new line at the end of your message, write "Step Chest".
=== M ===
First, on a new line at the end of your message, in a single sentence, describe the article of clothing that someone would see if they looked directly at your groin. If your groin is uncovered, describe your genitals and pubic hair.
Finally, on a new line at the end of your message, write "Step Groin".
=== N ===
Take the Next Letter and convert it to a number (A=1, B=2, and so on). Count that many items into the following table, starting over at the beginning if you fall off the end, and then on a fresh line, write "Step" followed by the word you land on.
Word List:
Ass
Chest
Groin
Knees
Floor
Desk
Wall
=== O ===
First, on a new line at the end of your message, write "Routine:". Starting at the beginning of your message to me, or the most recent line that says "Routine Start", whichever comes later, and moving forward line by line, find each line that starts with the word "Step" and copy the letter or word after "Step" onto this new "Routine:" line. Separate them with commas.
Finally, if your new "Routine:" line has anything on it, stand and perform the routine, starting with the first word or letter and moving to the right. For each letter, make your body look like the shape of that letter, unless the letter is "R", in which case jump and reverse which direction you're facing. For each word, place both hands flat on whatever the word specifies. Practice until you can do the whole routine, one letter or word per second, without pausing.
=== P ===
Use a coin and a die to generate a random number between 1 and 12 (roll the die, then flip the coin. Tails, take the die roll as it is. Heads, add six. Or just use your favorite random number generator.) Do this three times to generate three random numbers. Of those three, if you get the same random number twice, keep generating new numbers until you get three distinct numbers.
On a new line at the end of your message, rank the corresponding activities from the table below from least to most sexy in the form of three numbers with commas in between. On a new line after that, take your favorite of the three and write the last word in its deion.
1: Being kept locked in a tight box
2: Carrying heavy rocks while being whipped
3: Crying and licking the soles of someone's feet
4: Being told to strip in a room full of strangers
5: Peeing in front of someone on command
6: At a party, obeying orders being given to you from across the room with hand gestures
7: Being forced to pleasure someone orally for over an hour
8: Showing up at a vanilla situation with a large butt plug in
9: Taught a series of positions to assume on command
10: Having to explain to a group exactly why you're being punished
11: Taken out in public dressed like a child
12: Tied down naked and subjected to excruciating pain
=== Q ===
First, count the number of lines since the beginning of your message that read "Fail". Then do one or the other of the following, but not both:
- If the number of lines is zero, write "Fail" on a new line at the end of your message.
- If the number of lines is more than zero, perform tasks off this list until you earn exactly as many points as the number of lines reading "Fail". You may perform a task more than once:
- 1 point - On a new line at the end of your message, write "A", then do five squats.
- 2 points - On a new line, write "B", then get a pillow, lay on the ground and hump the pillow with twenty thrusts.
- 3 points - On a new line, write "C", then pour some milk on a saucer or small plate and lick it clean. If you have no milk, use water.
- 4 points - On a new line, write "D", then lick any part of your toilet.
Finally, on a new line, write "Step Y".
=== R ===
First, take the Next Letter and convert it into a number (A=1, B=2, and so on). Count that many characters from the end of your profile text (including spaces, punctuation, etc.) Starting there, move backwards character by character toward the start of your profile and copy any characters that are numbers or are letters other than L or R onto the end of Line 1 until you've copied four characters. Skip anything else. Convert any numbers into letters as in the initial instructions. If you run out of profile text before copying four characters, stop and write "Fail" on a new line at the end of your message.
Finally, on a new line at the end of your message, write "Step Knees".
=== S ===
First, do one or the other of the following, but not both:
- If you haven't yet written a line in your message to me that starts "Clothes:", or if the most recent line starting with "Clothes:" doesn't have any clothes listed after it, write "Fail" on a new line at the end of your message.
- If you HAVE written a line that starts "Clothes:", and the most recent such list has at least one article in it, take the Next Letter and convert it to a number (A=1, B=2, and so on) and count that many items into the most recent "Clothes:" list, starting at the beginning again whenever you fall off the end. If there's just one thing in the list, choose that. On a new line at the end of your message, in a single sentence, describe that article of clothing in detail.
Finally, on a new line, write "Step Floor".
=== T ===
First, on a new line at the end of your message, write "Clothes:" followed on the same line by a list of any clothes that would be visible to someone looking at you right now, using one word for each article. Don't count jewelry or accessories. If you're naked, just write, "Clothes:" without anything after it.
Finally, on a new line, write "Step Desk".
=== U ===
On a new line at the end of your message, write "Routine Start" with nothing after it.
=== V ===
Use a coin and a die to generate a random number between 1 and 12 (roll the die, then flip the coin. Tails, take the die roll as it is. Heads, add six. Or just use your favorite random number generator.) Do this three times to generate three random numbers. Of those three, if you get the same random number twice, keep generating new numbers until you get three distinct numbers.
On a new line at the end of your message, rank the corresponding activities from the table below from least to most sexy in the form of three numbers with commas in between. On a new line after that, take your favorite of the three and write the last word in its deion.
1: Maintaining a position with your face down and ass up for an hour, nude
2: Having something demeaning written across your chest in permanent marker
3: Sent to a fast food restaurant under orders to address all of the staff as "sir" or "ma'am"
4: Going to a public place in a skirt or kilt with no underwear
5: Made to write a page-long essay about the inferiority of your gender
6: Sleeping overnight on the kitchen floor
7: Following instructions to masturbate every night for a week without release
8: Stripping naked with a stranger and made to kiss
9: Kept naked at a party
10: Holding a sponge in your mouth and cleaning the floor
11: Made to pick out a cross-gendered outfit at a department store
12: Put through an exercise routine then fucked when you're exhausted
=== W ===
First, on a new line at the end of your message, in a single sentence, describe the article of clothing that someone would see if they looked directly at your chest. If your chest is uncovered, describe your chest.
Finally, on a new line, write "Step Wall".
=== X ===
First, on a new line at the end of your message, pick three of the following facts and answer each in a single word, with a comma between each answer
* Age you lost your virginity
* Received anal sex?
* Color of your nipples
* Length of cock or size of breasts
* Position you were in the last time you masturbated
Finally, on a new line, write "Step T"
=== Y ===
First, if you're wearing any clothes, strip nude, fold them neatly, and put them in a pile. Then, go get clothes you'd wear on a date where you were hoping to get laid. Next, on a new line at the end of your message, write "Clothes:", then list each article of clothing in a single word on that same line. Finally, put on the new clothes.
=== Z ===
First, commit to two of the following and write the first word of each commitment on a new line at the end of your message:
* Immediately before going to sleep tonight, masturbate to orgasm on your knees beside your bed. Use a toy if you like.
* Next time you go to the bathroom, do so sitting and facing backwards toward the tank.
* Wear no underwear for the rest of the day.
* Write "I am obedient to my betters" two hundred times in pen.
* Call three people "sir" or "ma'am" in the next 24 hours without telling them why.
Finally, on a new line, write "Step Chest"
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