Why women should text naked pictures of themselves to me. Top 10 reasons.
(Adapted from something I found somewhere, with my 2 cents thrown in)
10. Why not? Really. Why not? There is no law against this activity. It's not hard. Just do it.
9. Because, unlike some other people, I appreciate it. That's right. I do. I carefully save them and I talk dirty to them and pretend they talk back to me sometimes.
8. I have a lot of memory on my phone. Massive memory card. It wasn't cheap. use it.
7. I need new wallpaper in my office and pictures of naked women will do just fine.
6. I have a gallery app on my phone that is fast as lightning. It's a well written app.
5. Because, secretly, you want to go personally viral on the internet.
4. You are an exhibitionist. Let's face facts. Everybody knows it.
3. You may be a whore. Not saying that you are, but hopefully you are. C'mon, isn't it a little hot. In my head I'm doing really dirty things to you.
2. It is inexpensive. I personally have an unlimited texting plan that covers mms. You probably do, too, if you look into it. It's not pricey.
1. Because your parents and many of your friends would be shocked. You know they would be. Secretly, that excites you. Let me help you rebel a little. Let's be real and recognize that this makes it hotter.
