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| I am not very good at these :3. Talking about myself is number 4 on my list of pet hates just below number 3, that I'm not Emma Stone and above 5, shoelaces. I thought it would be a good idea to join a site like this as a way of more efficiently managing my bad habits of living on the internet 24/7, of being distracted by naughty thoughts whenever I should be working/eating/sleeping and of only attracting the attention of guys who are either married, living 6000 miles away or so obese they require a team of carers. That way I might free up a few more minutes to pursue my major passion for being a massive geek. I like sciences, maths, world cinema, eccentric poetry, literature, learning facts that have no practical use; computer games, outdated technology, board games, collecting cards, stamps and coins. I am an introvert and more comfortable talking to someone from the safety of my room than in person, to the point where most face-to-face social interactions are a befuddling struggle of epic proportions. I like to use the word 'Cantankerous' as much as possible. Sexually I am submissive and have long wished to be controlled in the bedroom and even in life in general, but I am far too much of a coward and remain, much to the disappointment of my parents, single and a virgin. I enjoy talking online to people from all walks of life and I do get quite lonely so please do message me if you would like to be friends or just want to chat about the world. If you are interested in me sexually or think we might be suited for a relationship then you are mad but I will take it as a compliment and think happy thoughts about naughty sex, marriage and children before noticing that you've lost interest.
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