Sundays really should be for sleeping in and then having trouble walking to lunch because you've been so thoroughly fucked...

Out of town for a while. Be kind to each other. If you have my email or whatsapp, find me there :)

Moving soon and sorting clothes to donate. Keep messaging friends and meaning to type "clothes" and my fingers instinctively type "clothespins". Could get awkward....

Out of town for a while, if you know how to reach me on email that's a better option!

Since it's my birthday that means I get to give out the spankings, right? ;)

Not really sure how much time I'll have in the next little bit or what kind of arrangement I'm looking for but please feel free to send a message if you think we might get along :)

I hardly ever think about you any more...and thinking about that makes me sadder than thinking about you. 

A fabulous starting point for any boys on the site http://www.collarchat.com/m_1717756/tm.htm

Once again no pet under the tree. Wondering what the new year will bring :)

It's hard to say if the days off without a boy are harder...or if it's the days when I work and there is no boy to come home to...

Really wishing I was coming home to a cleaned house, home made snack and a cute boy to massage me...

Heard it put perfectly today...I'm looking for a boyfriend who I just happen to own.

Going out of town for a bit, be nice to each other!

Things may have taken a turn for the slightly amazing.

Welcome back pet :)

Lord knows I don't agree with most of what Dr. Phil has to say, but he did say one thing that I firmly believe: If he wants to make it happen, he will make it happen. If he wants to call, he'll call even if he has to walk to a phone booth. If he doesn't want it to happen, he won't make it a priority, and it won't happen. 

I am looking for someone who will make it happen. 

"I hire people who care about those details. Applicants who don't think writing is important are likely to think lots of other (important) things also aren't important." http://blogs.hbr.org/cs/2012/07/i_wont_hire_people_who_use_poo.html  - Hire...hurt...boss around...it all applies. 

"more along the lines of a super spicy chicken wing ... hurts and burns like hell, but the only way to make it feel better is to have another one and another one. And you always order the same damn wings the next time you show up" - Maybe the nicest thing anyone has ever said about me ?

In the market for a local sub who would be willing to commit to occasional but regular service for the summer. Ideally someone who is experienced as a submissive and derives satisfaction from having a happy miss, a clean home and a frustrated penis. Please send a message with your qualifications and why you think that you would be a good fit for the position after reviewing my profile and journal entires. 

It's just so much easier to do what you say you will do than to try to repair not doing it. Actions speak louder than words, boys. 

Not really looking for online at the moment, life is busy with in-person boys, but if you feel like you would be an outstanding candidate please send me a message telling me why :)

Sometimes it feels like the universe conspires against me and my search for the ideal situation. ugh.

A great way to think about d/s relationships - he gets 0.5 votes, she gets 1.5. His opinion is important but it isn't the deciding factor.

Wondering in whom I should be more disappointed: boys for letting me down or myself for thinking that maybe they won't

I like boys who make me smile. Sincere flattery will get you everywhere :)

Out of the country until April. If you have my email address please write me directly.

If not, please be patient. Remember, if you email me and I don't reply and then write again being mean, you certainly won't be getting mail from me when I return!

Geekily excited that a picture of my boy is going on one of my favourite blogs :)

Only one valentine's day wish so far and it's noon!

Moving away from online only, priority will be given to boys within a reasonable drive of me, but if you think we would be a match and may be able to relocate way down the line, please send me a message!

I have been inundated with messages lately and while I certainly appreciate all of the kind notes I am having trouble replying to everyone. Please don't be offended, instead be original, respectful and interesting. It will get you much further than vague threats and bad grammar.

Happy Christmas pets :)

The current clothespin record is 71.....;)

edit to clarify - on the balls and penis, 71 clothespins. Not counting nipples etc. Someone's my very good boy :)

What an excellent day...finally got to play with a boy who I have coveted for a long time.

They need kinky linkdin.....I would love to hear some recommendations that people would give me! haha

Had a lovely time with a certain boy this evening...making dreams come true ;)

Out of town for a bit. Behave and look after each other. Those of you who have my email/phone number can still write me, just won't be checking in here much :)

Collarme should have a review portion...I would love to give my endorsement to boys who I have worked with in the past and who would make someone a great sub!

How did all the boys on here go from too old to too young in a matter of a few months? *le sigh

A boy I was quite excited about has decided that he's no longer interested...Always unfortunate, especially when it seems like things were going quite well. Once again interested in local, clean cut, respectful boys who like a little kink in their daily routine.

"Discipline is the instant and willing obedience to all orders"

I love the marine corps...they have the best slogans!

Please know that I have a few boys on whom I am focusing my attention at the moment. I hope you can forgive any delay in replying to messages.

The first message you send to me is my first impression of you. Do you want to give the impression that you are careless, rushed and don't pay attention to detail? Or would you rather give an impression of competence, capability and thoroughness? Please keep this in mind while typing. The occasional error is, of course, forgivable, but consistent lack of attention is not a turn on.

Out of town until Easter....those of you who have my email address can reach me there. The rest of you will just have to wait patiently :)

I think I have a fetish for short (5'5" to 5'8"), built gingers....eek!

Does my birthday mean I get to give out spankings? :)

Now accepting detailed plans for Valentine's day pampering. The best submission will win a prize! Scour my journal and profile for clues as to what I might enjoy.

Best of luck!

While it was lovely to have a cute man show up at my door this morning and take care of my SnowtoriousBIG issue, it would have been much better had he not been engaged by my landlord and instead had risen from my bed, put the bacon on and then gone out to shovel for myself and the neighbours earning himself some pocket money and then come back to bed with cold hands that wander....

For some reason it seems that apologizing when you fail to do something you say you will do has gone out of style.  If you make a commitment and then fail to meet it, it is important to acknowledge this transgression with at least a token apology.  Basic manners, once again, will win you bonus points.

I encounter boys on a regular basis who I think "a few days with me and your behaviour would improve significantly" but I cant say anything.  It sucks.

Does anyone else really hate filling out forms where you have to click a button that says "submit"? Other than the subs, of course :)

Worried about some boys who usually don't go this long without being in touch. What can I say, I like to know that people I care about are safe and ok. Maybe covered in clothespins or some other suitably fun passtime, but safe and ok.

I still get Magic: The Gathering suggestions on my youtube account. I miss you.

You might be a slave if…
• The smell of cleaning supplies gets you horny.
• You’ve ever waited more than an hour for someone who said, “Stay here, I’ll be right back.”
• Your collection of etiquette books is larger than your porn collection.
• You include etiquette books in your porn collection.
• You were genuinely excited to get a new vacuum cleaner for your birthday.
• You constantly refer to others as “Sir” and “Ma’am”… and you’re not from the South.
• When walking with other people, you continually find yourself a few paces behind.
• You always have to be “wanded” at the airport because your collar and/or body piercings set off the metal detector.
• You’ve ever given up your favorite foods when you’re partner is dieting.
• You really are more concerned about your partner’s orgasm than your own.
• You’ve ever “narked on yourself” when you broke a rule.
• You know at least 30 different uses for a spatula, and only three of them involve the kitchen.
• Your partner has forgotten how to make coffee.
• Watching The Remains of the Day makes you horny.
• You’ve ever found yourself waiting to hear someone give you permission to cum when you’re masturbating.
• You stop eating food that can interfere with your ability to fulfill your partner’s sexual appetites.
• Your favorite “chair” is a dog bed.
• You leave your job and they have to hire three people to replace you.
• You’ve ever packed a suitcase that wasn’t your own.
• You know there is a fine line between “arguing” and “offering an alternative opinion.”
• You’ve ever received someone else’s birthday spankings.
• You can carry five drinks through a crowded bar without using a tray or spilling a drop.
• You’ve ever created a spreadsheet when organizing a dinner party.
• You’ve ever been envious of your dog’s crate.
• You’ve ever felt honored to sleep at the foot of someone’s bed.
• You know from experience how hard it is to eat without using your hands.
• Just hearing the words “bend over” is all the foreplay you need.
• You’ve ever cleaned up after someone else’s wax play scene.
• You’ve ever spent at least an hour swapping recipes at a dungeon party.
• You have to remind yourself to sit on the furniture when visiting other people.
• You’ve ever confused the barista at the coffee shop by saying, “If it pleases you, this one would like a double latte.”
• You carry a lighter with you at all times, even though you don’t smoke.
• You’ve ever stood in line for hours to get tickets to a concert you have no intention of attending.
• You’ve ever practiced so you could look sexy while crawling.
• You insist on including a promise “to obey” in your marriage vows.
• You’ve sat at the computer for hours waiting for a response to an IM.
• R2-D2 is your favorite Star Wars character.
• You’ve never served in the military, but you own one or more books on military protocols.
• You include books on military protocol in your porn collection.
• You’ve ever said “Yes” when your body was screaming “No way!”
• You own three leashes, but don’t have any pets.
• You have a safeword, but don’t remember what it is.
• You can name all of the players on your partner’s favorite baseball team, as well as their batting averages—and you’re not a sports fan.
• You feel guilty taking your partner’s shirts to the dry cleaners rather than doing them yourself.
• Hearing the words: “I’m proud of you,” make you feel like you can do anything.
• You go to a sex toy website and read the articles about being a slave.

How I wish you could see the potential
The potential of you and me
It's like a book elegantly bound
But in a language you can't read just yet

-Ben Gibbard

“A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.

Specialization is for insects.”

-Robert A Heinlein