I'm currently enjoying the pursuit of a very interesting you lady. She is quite compliant in terms of the exercises I give her, very funny, highly intelligent. So where did I meet this wonderful woman? None other than Craigslist! So why is it so different here on a dedicated bdsm site? You tell me, ladies, sitting there happy with whomever shows up there in your inbox.

I hear a lot about the fake doms on this site. I put it to you ladies  that there are every bit as many fake subbies. I look for the real, the woman who will keep her eyes open as I torment her, because I ask it. 

Anyone out there?

I have to admit... the following interests me deeply.

What is that, you ask?

As politically incorrect as it may be, I find myself fascinated with a white massa black slave encounter. She is tied helpless and whipped into submission.

Any takers?

So what's the prob, gals? Why so shy?

I'm looking for a partner, not a doormat. Any partners out there? Or are all of you doormats, standing there along the wall of the high school gym waiting to be selected for the next dance? Waiting to be led by someone who does not respect you as an individual, as a potential partner, as a friend, lover....?

Hit me up if you are a real woman. someone with a mind, someone who can stand to be respected by a partner......

I'm looking... and I am REAL!!!!!!!

Who's kidding whom, here? How lont do we me n have to tolerate these fakes?

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Fakes, phones, fronts for the police. And CollarMe tolerates if not encourages it.

Come on guys. The women folk here complain that it is us men who are phonies. Yet Collorame makes it so difficult for us to report the REAL frauds here.

I click on the "View Profile" button and there are but two words there: seeking sadist

I reply with my usual wit: Wasn't that the name of a movie? Desperately Seeking Sadist? Starring Dommeadonna?

Alternative endings to my reply:

Stop me before I pun again!

Stop me before I kill another joke!

Or write me back with something funnier. :D

So I'm perusing the profiles of you ladies, and I'm finding myself amused. Your checklists include such interests as Fine Dining, Shopping, Expensive Clothes, Diamond Jewelry, and I'm wondering. Are you ladies Call Girls? Escorts? Courtesans? Looking to become Kept?

Hit me up, ladies. You'll love my gold chains and diamond studded ermine cuffs! :D

Height and weight must be proportional.

Ever seen that requirement in a profile? Ever used that one yourself?

Guess what? Any two numbers can be set against each other, with the result being a ratio aka proportion.

If I were 4 foot tall and weight 700 lbs guess what. My height and weight are proportional.

Please.... say what you really mean. You want someone buff, skinny, lean, whatever. But ALL of us are height and weight proportional.

I'm an old guy. I get it. I fully understand that there are some women who have no interest in a man whole number multiples of their age. 

But that does not mean that you, as submissives have licence to be disrespectful to me or any other Dom, Sir, Master, or Top Dog. A simple "Thank you but I don't believe we are compatible" is sufficient.

If you were a real submissive, you would not have been disrespectful in the first place. In the case of a hasty reply, made without thinking, that happens. A real submissive would immediately recognize her error, and issue an apology immediately. She would also, upon her next real time with a Dom, confess her transgression and ask Him for appropriate punishment, and accept what he metes out.

If that man were to laugh, agree with you, disregard your request, suggest that its ok to disrespect another Dom then that person is not a real Dom, but another one of the many phonies to be found here. You two deserve each other, because you are both phonies.