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Under consideration - what a crock of shit . It's the same as that loser calling you at 3am wanting to come over to fuck you.
No pal. You are the one who ain't fucking good enough! |
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party- the beastie boys fought for our right to |
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Do i need to say this again cuntalopes.... I AM NOT INTO FUCKING DOGS. Get a grip you sick, twisted fucktards |
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Chat request is code for dick pic. Listen lads i ain't fucking interested in seeing your tadgers so those requests will never get accepted....Plus it is the height of bad manners and i expect better ! Just saying |
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An eloquent chap from Texas messaged me the following:
I am looking for a serious sub girl to humiliate degrade and to train as my slave girl. You need to have your picture and microphone for Skype /hangouts voice to start things.
My reply:
You are to be 6ft +
Not to be fat, not to have moobs, not be a cunt, be intelligent and have a sense of humour. Oh and not be in Texas because this ain't fucking Oz baby.
Him: I'm in Ireland now
(Again I need to work on my font handling skills) |
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Biggest laugh this week!!
Him: I'm in the Middle East
me: where? Like Bristol?
Him: no like Bahrain
(Last time i try to be funny, top cockwomble moment) |
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i find some profiles very confusing. Why do Dom(mes) put up pics of themselves in very submissive positions....crikey if You can't get that right how on earth is someone supposed to trust You with their submission You complete twatbaskets. |
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The amount of fonts who harp on about their intellectual greatness on this site is astounding. Listen pal if you really are that bright what the fuck are you doing on this site? Also, men who harp on about their PhD's tend to be socially awkward and have small willies! |
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If you cannot structure a complete sentence then how the fuck can you train and guide someone dip shit? In the most basic of terms, fuck off ! |
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I don't really give a fuck about Thanksgiving..... or other bullshit bollocks |
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Rioja, pate, crusty bread.....is there anything more to life? Oh yes!!! being tied up and face fucked.....while drinking wine and eating pate smeared on crusty bread.... Messy yet effective |
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Disappointment it's like a fucking pandemic |
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i am going to run a work shop for men, all men, it will teach you all how to take a decent selfie. i don't know why you think i want a pic of your chins ? |
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Of course i want to be "disciplined" while your wife watches......nothing sexual mind! Definitely not on this site.
Go buy a new sex toy, trust me it will be less cheeky and it won't laugh at you both- unlike me. |
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Why would i speak to a "Dom" in a vest ? You can't control Your diet, You definitely can't control me. Shallow? So fuck. |
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i never learn. Yoga is still shite. By still attending the class is that the same as self harming ? |
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It's true, i am a teensy bit of a handful. Just a wee bit. To most fonts on here (whether with big capitals or bold fonts *eye roll*) you may think that makes me less of a sub, one of those topping from the bottom ones. Perhaps, just maybe it means you are not Dominant at all? Maybe you are just an entitled prick with issues? Just saying......
Oh and when you do meet a Dominant who makes you want to drop to your knees, and perhaps my fellow subs agree, that there really is nothing better than hearing the words "good girl" whispered into your ear, barely audible above your whimpers and sobs.
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Right own up! Who's sub is this?
http://now8news.com/jimmy-dean-sausage-in-walmart-bathroom/
Naughty Dom!!
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i read a Dominant's journal today. It was called Rules of a Cunt.
It described some rules and then it hit me, i thought that there has rarely been a Dominant so self aware and able to describe himself so eloquently on CS before !
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Black0rchid, High 5! I Actually think I've bust a rib laughing!! |
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fuck this shit! i am off to Wonderland! Lol |
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See all these tests that tell me what percentage of sub/switch/brat/princess/pain in the ass i am....does anyone ever think "holy shit ive got multiple personalities" and why don't they add up to 100% or am i too much to handle ?
All this while drinking strawberry milkshake, maybe i need to switch to vanilla :o |
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i ain't really seeing the point in yoga although it would be better if the wine and twister mat came out .... Full of dullards talking about the latest tree hugging escapade. Can't wait to roar off in rangey while their electric cars are flat! |
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Blooming heck - let me clear something up ...... The bitch in my username is about a personality trait of mine.
Pet play- that's because i like to be a puppy sometimes.
i am not into being fucked by dogs! Fuck sake |
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Does anyone else experience crippling boredom? i get so bored so quickly ..... It's an issue |
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Oh Jesus , my eyes are burning. Please don't send me pics of You naked. |
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See pet play ? How far do people go ? Do you get wormed every 3 months? Just asking. |
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Pinot Grigio is probably the most horrendous wine made... |
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I feel like I am a Labrador puppy with a new multi pack of loo roll |
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It is only 7:09 and i am crippled with boredom .......although i have learned that the real meaning of Dominant on this site is......drum roll please.....whinge-a-fuck.
Guys, all i ask is before contacting me, take a good look in the mirror - if you were me, would you? Really?
So what - i am shallow......my bad.
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