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| Hello, and thank You for Your time—i really mean that.
Let me start by saying if You are just a kinkster, a player, a gamer, married and just want a little sumthin-sumthin on the side, a not-so-serious-about-this thinker: Stop right here. Read no further. Keep. It. Moving. There is NOTHNG to see here Folks. Thank You for visiting.
If the above paragraph does not apply to You, then let me say firstly, i appreciate You stopping by. Secondly, if You continue reading and find anything at all offensive or “not quite” Your cup of tea, no hard feelings, please? Please don't insult me, call me names.
i am a slave, i desire to serve; completely, totally, 100%. So far, so good? The twenty-five THOUSAND dollar questions are: Can You provide me a safe, loving, secure, relaxed environment that will allow me to serve You completely, totally, 100%? Can You provide me an environment in which i can grow, thrive, and become a better me to serve You? Do You have the patience to train, nurture, lead, guide?
The TPE is most attractive to me—the reason i’m here. This means S L O W going. i cannot turn over absolute power and control to You tomorrow. If You know anything about this, then You know this is true and You will be able to move this at the proper pace. That said, cybering with me for the next two years is not going to work either. Please strike a reasonable balance.
i am a Christian, would prefer You to be as well. i have a moral compass that i am led by. i am principled and have values as well as value. Please respect me as a human being. i am a thinking, reasoning, reasonable adult. Pissing on me and telling me it’s rain will just make me ROFL. Once i get up, i’ll have zero respect left for You and i will make my way to the nearest exit.
i am honest, trustworthy, intelligent, sweet, kind, generous, loveable, sexy, sensual, and i have a GREAT sense of humor. i am opinionated, but respectful. Discreet, humble, protective, loyal (to a fault), friendly—a sunny disposition.
You are HONEST, trustworthy, INTELLIGENT (an aphrodisiac for me), sense of humor, financially secure, kind (innately), strong inner core or moral fiber (if You have to ask…), in control, very disciplined, drug, alcohol, disease-free, any race (if Your dander just went up, please refer to para 2, above), height/weight appropriate (para 2, please), between the ages of 40 and 60 (again, refer to para 2 if applicable), did i mention financially secure? You like intellectual discourse. You’re a life-long learner. You understand the importance of music in the environment. You are not a couch potato. If You prefer to stay glued to the TeeVee (or internet) unless involved in some form of “play”, i’m not the one for You.
As far as kink goes, You’re the Master. Surprise me. i will NOT do children, animals, blood (eewww), scat ( double, eewww), gang bangs. i’m not a “swinger”. i’ll not be passed around to Your friends. Knives, fire, electricity: Can W/we talk?
i’m trained in Old Guard/protocol. i do struggle with it, however (i’m old). If You insist, then, Yes, Sir, your patience is greatly appreciated.
If You made it to here without becoming angry, annoyed, or bored: Give Yourself a STAR! Let me be the first to say, Thank You, Sir. If You are angry, annoyed, or bored, please accept my humble apologies and please know, i honestly wish You the very best life has to offer and appreciate Your visit.
Interested? Please send more than one line/sentence. If You start the conversation with kink, i won’t respond. i will not cam, IM, exchange emails or phone numbers right away.
Thank You, God bless You.
Peace…
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