did you miss me?

to you seeking new subs and slaves.....don't listen to the majority of these stupid girls putting their crap on these journals. they are like that lonely best friend......can tell you everything a dom should be and can tell you what you are worth, how you should act and how doms should act.....but for some reason they have nobody, or they have not found the right one......bullsh*t.  they are over confident self centered f*cks who think they are the heavens and the earth and all doms should bend to them because of this f*cking gift of submission bs......or the fact that every horny loser on this site has messaged them so many times that they have became arrogant from thinking that everyone wants them. NO REAL DOM wants a sub or slave who thinks so much of themselves that nobody is good enough for them and if a dom does message one of these pieces of sh*t then hes not a dom....he just wants a piece of ass. don't follow the advice of these idiots, if you are a submissive or slave learn what submission and slavery is......not how to be an irritating b*tch.

read a profile a few minutes ago.....what the f*ck is a slave with sub tendencies? are you retarded? some of you really need to go back vanilla where you belong.

if you read that 50 shades of grey crap and think you know something about bdsm.....if you try to apply any of what you have read in this life.......YOURE AN IDIOT. and anybody who agrees with you and takes you seriously is AN IDIOT ALSO.

to you know it all subs and slaves dom/dommes don't need your f*cking opinions and bullsh*t lessons on what it takes to be dominant. many of you don't have the experience to be running your mouths and giving out lessons......and google doesn't make you a professor dumb ass. what you should do is preach to your fellow subs and slaves on how to be what the f*ck YOU all claim to be. half of you are fake as f*ck and the rest of you are scary over picky stuck up b*tches who think you are to good for anybody......that's why most of you have been on here for years or keep making new profiles every three months. the dom/dommes to sub/slaves on cm are at least 20 to 1 and none of them fit your standards? none of them know what being a real dominant is? its the dozens and dozens of dominants on here who are fake? how about you stfu and go serve somebody.

now ive heard it all.....fakes complaining about people calling them fake. an ugly mofo gets called ugly because hes ugly......if you are fake its not that hard to figure out so you get called a fake. so stfu and keep doing what you do best.......wasting peoples time.

this site is bulls*it......and we have most of these so called subs and slaves to thank for it. how many profiles of these fake f*ck women are going to be made?

ya know Im pretty harsh on fat women.....no secret there but for once im going to give them positive words. fat women are the only women on collarme who are serious and that gets a 2 thumbs up from me. if she is hot, and im not talking about these women fooling themselves im talking really hot most likely she is either fake or looking for attention.

you are not poly?.........you are not owned either. get the f*ck over yourself.

mentor you.....teach you.....train you.......why? so you can be ready to serve the NEXT guy properly? wtf is wrong with some of you sub slaves? why the hell would I do that? why would anyone do that? I have never got why some doms and dommes mentor if there is no agreement that the sub slave is going to belong to them. find one of these suckers because I don't do charity work.....you selfish c*nts.

love to suck on me some big ass tits right now. which one of my heavy chested playmates want to hang out......hit me up.

a question to all you smart women who think its cute to call out guys on things......EVERY F*CKING DAY. how can you talk crap about guys showing their dicks or bare chest trying to make them seem dumb or weak......but you are naked with nipple clamps and coke cans shoved up your holes ?

why say things like you don't want to see guys dicks then talk garbage about its not a turn on when you got pics with your legs wide open? maybe guys don't want to see your ugly roast beef sandwich and odd shaped clit.....and you all call me an arsehole? don't talk garbage about guys if you got the same type of pics up stupid.

why is it always some fat....buck toothed.....disgusting.......knock kneed......8 children having.........pathetic........worthless..........snaggletooth........illiterate buffoon of a woman who has a problem with other races? you love being gangbanged by groups of strangers...,,whored out....arsehole fisted......pissed on........sh*tted on.........cum drinking by the pint.....choked.......whipped and other outrageous sh*t but you somehow cant pull yourself to have a black or Spanish guy? Do you know just how f*cking stupid you are? even more of an idiot because you don't even care how stupid you are? guys are different.....we turn down NONE. she can be green........if the chick is hot.......that ass is nice and those titts are beautiful its party time lol. even a kkk member won't walk away from a naked and willing bionce.

sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo many DUMB ASS women on this site. and most of them have the brass to talk about the guys here.

you young wannabe subs and slaves are just idiots. i will tell anybody to read at least 12 profiles of 18 to 25 year olds and tell me how many of them sound submissive. topping from the bottom before they even find anybody.....this topping from the bottom must be the new trend. you stupid f*ckers need to stop reading these 50 shades of grey type books and watching these corny bullsh*t movies that dont have sh*t to do with real bdsm. you young dummies get worked up then bring your rules crap in here. i wont even look your way unless you are at least 27 but you pieces of sh*t still irritate me as a dom.

if you are 3 dollar bill fake at the point where only an idiot could not see and you view my profile.....if I view yours back and FAKE screams from your page thanks........I always need a good reason to laugh myself to sleep. 

you fake f*ckers are to stupid to steal convincing pics for your profile. im looking through profiles and there are whole pages of models porn stars and little facebook girls posing in their undies infront of the restroom mirror. how many of you guys are stupid enough to keep falling for this OBVIOUS crap? are you really so horny that you would ignore your own common sense and keep sending these fakes messages? no wonder why fakes are growing on collarme......they get full attention. this site is full of dumb asses chasing dumb asses. one thing I can say about this place is 15 minutes of hanging around here is better than dinner and a movie lmfao.

why the fuck would I even pay attention to a message from somebody with no picture? you get instantly deleted. I don't know about everybody else here but if I cant see what you look like im not going to even waste my time. get a good conversation going just to get surprised by a bus with lipstick. get a clue losers.

is there anybody nowadays that dont have kids? 19 years old with 2 kids already? 24 with 3 kids wtf. its like finding a needle in a haystack......have you dummies ever heard of condoms and birth control? you got a brat pass me by.

howz about you useless loser b*tches give the duck mouth a middle finger pics a f*cking rest. both of them are old and have been used like a million times for the last 200 years. we all get it.........you think looking like you know a spot of poo is on your lip is sexy and giving the middle finger makes you what you so badly want to be and thats some kinda hardcore b*tch of all b*tches to recon with. idiots.

somebody come up with a better way to say none of your business than nunya for these girls who are pathetically trying to be smart asses. its old and doesn't pop as good as it use to.

ok I have f*cking had it with this crap. everytime I log on to cm I see this girls face. there are like 30 profiles using the exact same person. how many of you are being suckered?

this girls name is raven riley and she is a porn star. look up the name raven riley and see for yourself and hopefully everybody who gets suckered by these fake pics don't message the fake so they can stop using this girls pics.

familiar face to you?

if you are complaining about people complaining on this site you are most likely one of the f*ckers people are complaining about. we complain because we are sick of the crap on this site and no we are not going to leave we are going to keep complaining.

still drinking whats left of the nog n rum.......still saying f*ck the losers, fakes, high and mighty subs and the rest of the jack offs i dont like on cm. still saying rock the f*ck on to my friends and real people on cm. still an arsehole......drunk and proud. see ya new years eve with my resolution.

hey stupid!

if you cant spell you cant be a grammar nazi

if you got a fat belly you cant demand guys with 6 pack abs

if you are broke you cant demand somebody with money

if you are an ignorant loser on skid row you cant demand high class white collar business men

if you dont have a face pic you cant demand face pics

if you are just bad shaped and dog ugly you cant have that im a hottie attitude. make up piercings tattoos and colored hair cant hide fat and ugly.

you can do all this but youll look like a f*cking moron in the process.

is there 1 woman on earth who doesnt have a f*cking kid? birth control and condoms get familiar with them damn. i mean really.....i meet a hot chick and get her home naked and what the fuck! stretch marks and drooping titts fall out of the wonder bra. she cant come over because she can find a babysitter........i cant come over because mommy screaming from the paddle will wake him. or an older son who wants to protect his horny mommy from men because shes an angel to him but an all out slut in real life........the list goes on and on. so if you got a f*cking kid new born teen or grown and out the house..........do not f*cking message me.

XenosII.........hahahahaha!!!! that was just one of a thousand fake mofos its gonna get worse. welcome to cm hahaha.

and what the f*ck does obama have to do with bdsm? this is not facebook. its always somebody obsessed with politics posting 80 comments a day about this guy. this is collarme not cnn......nobody gives a sh*t about how you feel about the president youre just a really irritating douchebag.

nobody under the age of 27 how many times do i have to say this? you young girls dont know your place and think you can change the rules to fit you. i have said this a million times but keep getting messages.......shows just how stupid they are.

any one of you have any racism in yourselves dont bother even coming my way. i hate racist people with a fucking passion. the faster you cunt muther f*ckers die off the better. if you white people judge black people because of their race how the fuck can you set back and call yourselves superior? how can you be superior if you think like a retarded 6 year old? there are fu*cked up people in every race. a white guy can rob you just as fast as a black guy can. to every project there is a trailer park. asians have street gangs and arians are some of the most violent people in prison. what makes anybody in america better than the other? one of the best subs i have ever had was black and if i were a dumb ass racist i would never have made the awesome memories that i did with her. this some of my best friends are black bullshit....i got at least a dozen. eat shit and die slow you hitler humping scumbag muther f*ckers.

maybe i have the wrong idea because the pro dommes i know are friggin hot but arent pro domes suppose to be........well........friggin hot? im seeing more and more of these manatees in leather are  disgusting. and there are guys paying these huge hot air balloon sized women? got to love fetishes lol. and these little girls. a 19 year old girls telling a grown man to kneel. if you kneel before a kid you are not submissive you are a bitch and there is a difference.

i dont like young girls.........so you 18 to 24 year olds i wont even read your messages they get deleted upfront got it? I have tried young girls but they are just to f*cking stupid for me......a whole generation of silly spoiled pathetic bastards who know everything and  DONT KNOW SH*T. give me a woman anyday........an older GROWN WOMAN  in her prime sexual peak who can f*ck like a rabbit and knows exactly how to make all 10 toes curl and throw a finger lickin good meal together after. whos mind is over silly crap and knows a good man when she sees one and earns her right to be spoiled. these little girls think the world revolves around them because they have perky titts and tight skin........bit*h please......other than wet tshirt contests and blundering bjs you are worthless.  30 and over......anything under im not interested.

you dont want anybody sending you hello how are you messages......you want polite messages........you dont want any nasty messages.......you want messages from men telling you what they want to do to you...........you are bi sexual and your profile says that you are looking for a few things including dominant men..........you will only answer messages from females................you are not into bdsm..............you are the member of a bdsm site. why dont you women make up your f*cking minds? 

you have found the dom of your dreams on cm but your profile says that you joined about 20 minutes ago.......and you have one blurred picture living in some place called wisconsin, new york? something seems a little odd with this?

F*CK 50 SHADES OF GREY! damn.....give it a rest already. now every one of you mental women want to compare every man to this christian grey f*cker. he is a character in a fictional book stupid get a grip on reality.

heres something for you sub slaves to think about while you belly aching today as usual........

if you dont want to relocate many of you might not find what you want. you picky f*ckers want the most perfect dom on the planet well guess what......mr perfect might not be up the f*cking block but in some other part of the country so pack your bags and go to him. many of you are going to miss out on an awesome guy because you dont want to leave that sh*t hole of a city town or state you call home. friends and family?.........how about this new invention called VISITING....its been working so far. people relocate all the time for jobs or to downsize or upsize their living depending on income......why cant you relocate for what most of you b*tch all the time about....a good dom? if you dont have some major career where you are. you working some crummy job stacking boxes or the make up counter at the mall. if you dont have some 6 figure job and this guy checks out to be a good guy whats the f*cking problem?

hey.......if you are going to delete your account quit crying about it and do it already. theres always somebody b*tching about how everyone is fake and they are sick of it so they are leaving this site. some of these poor b*stards have said the same thing 2 or 3 times and are still here...what, nobody gave you a poor poor baby the first 2 times you said it? do you think anybody cares? everybody here knows that most of the people here are fake and go through just as much crap as the next so quit your crying and f*cking go already.

i will answer a question thats always being asked in profiles.......the reason why people leave you sh*tty messages then block you instead of letting you respond is because they want to let you know how they feel about you........obviously the blocking means they dont care about your response duh.

I hate when people say that they are laid back or they are cool calm and collected. how many profiles start off with one of these?

Holy crap we got some racist bastards lurking this site dont we? Im a white man irish to be exact and im not bothered at all if a white girl prefers a black guy...whats the f*cking biggie? i love black women........black p*ssy is mmmmmmm good lol. you ignorant asshairs should go back to arkansas and get you a trailer, 6 pack and a couch in the front yard with the rest of the racist scum. you are embarrassing, this is 2012 you morons.......get a life.

what i got to say about an ongoing argument. if you are a slave NO you have no fucking rights get that through your thick skulls. if you want certain adjustments then you get a dom who is willing to accept that.....if you want rights then change your title to submissive....there are no other fucking options capish?
you can type as fancy as you want and make your argument sound beautiful.......but if the sh*t is wrong its just wrong. you want to change rules so things fit you fine.........but dont think that you can still call yourself a slave.

these young dummies might agree with that crap but the people who know what this is really about will look at you like the moron you are. i miss the days when people in this took it seriously because these kids are slowly ruining things like they do everything else

guys kissing ass to hopefully get some attention from women and people complaining about crap when they are doing the same type of crap e.g....b*tching about people hiding their faces in their profiles yet the person b*tching has no picture at all in their profile.....losers.

why do people spill all of their personal life bullsh*t on the journals? do they want pity or somebody to feel sorry for them? we all have problems and we all have had something majorly f*cked up happen to us in life  so save the sob stories for facebook loser.

first it was the story of o.....every little wannabe on the map had the letter o in their screen name. now its this f*cking 50 shades of grey crap. as if collarme wasnt already flooded with fakes......now there is going to be that many more fake wannabe nubes joining collarme after setting up in bed at night reading this bullsh*t.

now im hearing about a movie version? can you see it now? every teen and bored housewife you run into will have some shiny new collar on with skimpy outfits following some loser with an i know im dominant look at me pretty please attitude.

Im writing a book titled kill yourself right now and spare us all. its going to be a good one so remember to go get it...each copy comes autographed with a f*ck you loser in bright red ink and a brand new razor. 

loud mouth c*nts. I have the power blah blah blah I have the power......who the f*ck are you HE-MAN? without me you would be nothing....i make you dominant, no  you make me sick shut the f*ck up. a little more cock sucking and a little less jaw jacking then you might be seen an the valuable gift that you keep shoving down everybodys throat.

is there some other term other than doormat that you subs can use? its getting used way too much and its getting old. if you want romeo and juliet take you stuck up ass to eharmony or some other soft site. this is bdsm and if your dom wants to wipe his feet on you.......shut the f*ck up and lay your ass on the floor by the door.

isnt there some other place you racists pieces of shit can go? the question is for both blacks and whites here who insist on this crap. how long do regular people have to live with you dim minded dildos?

isnt there a way you obese women can feel good about yourselves without sounding totally ludicrous? calling every girl with a flat belly, 1 chin, can see her own feet or can bend over without passing out a skinny stick or anorexic.......sounds more like bitter instead of pride. i dont think making insults that NOBODY ON EARTH would agree with other than other obese people makes you look good.

aaaaaaaaahhhhh rant over.

hey.....stop trying to fool people with your pics its not cool. holding the camera at odd angles to hide the rest of you or taking close ups of your face with only your boobs. these pictures are a sure sign that you are fat. 

I get sick of these long face ugly ass women who have comments about people complaining about the fakes here. saying crap like go to a munch.....what in the f*ck does a munch have to do with an internet site? what if i dont want to go to a f*cking munch? how many munches have single subs and slaves walking around looking for the real? its easy for a woman to say crap like that because there is always 50 guys to every one woman seeking a woman anywhere you go....and the rest are bi girls looking for girls. complain people complain your f*cking asses off and if you horse face c*nts dont like the complaining take YOUR ass to a munch.

 oh how i love poetry. there is nothing i enjoy more than reading page after page after page after page after page after page after page after page after page after page of amateur poetry. out of all 2000 of you wonderful collarme poets do us all a favor.....take your 30 shades of crap to a poetry site and leave the journal entry area to people who are actually interesting.

heads up to all doms

a friend of mine just told me about a conversation he had with a slave on here who is about as fake as a 3 dollar bill. she has contacted him more than once to where he started copying each chat. same girl same pic different name and state and she ALWAYS sends a chat request on cm rather than message you. this person wants you to talk dirty to them by telling them what you would do to them if you owned them then get mad curse you out and leave chat if you refuse or ask for verification.

this dude or whatever it is is claiming to be a 26 year old slave with 1 pic on the profile of a blonde girl with a blue shirt on that says life is better blonde from arizona us......what the f*ck is arizona us? phoenix tucson albuquerque stupid where? do your homework first idiot.

this turd is obviously some old fat guy whacking off so before you waste your time with this fake little sh*t you have been warned.

something that puzzles me........the most fat disgusting nasty looking turds have the nerve to be picky in their profiles. they can be picky now? then b*tch in journals about fakes and people not being real. no one over 35, no blacks, no poly bla bla bla...f*cking please. have you seen yourself in the mirror? you will never get what you seek because what you seek is out of your league stupid. if you look like sh*t be happy if ANYBODY shows your haagen-dazs guzzling ass any attention at all.

only on collarme

why is it the butt ugly subs on this site who are the ones always talking trash? if you are unattractive with a face only mother could love shut the f*ck up and go do something with that mug of yours.

again........women stop b*tching about dick pics this is a f*cking  adult site got it? there are also plenty pictures of big ugly nasty p*ssies and long sagging titts, arse holes, blood and a whole array of adult pics that some people dont want to see. i dont want to see some of these worn out gaping stink holes but i got over it.......you complaining women should do the same when you see cocks on an ADULT SITE and shut the f*ck up.

when did collarme turn into an advertisement company and how much are they charging for spots? so many commericals for hot personal services and bragging rights with the posting pictures of gifts allover the unmade bed in the ragady ass bedroom. by the end of the year the journal section of this site is going to be all billboards informercials and 2 for 1 deals.

if you little submissives didnt think that you were gods gift you would be able to find a good dom. you cant find anybody because obviously you are too good for any man here. there are just as many of you worthless loser fake wannabe women who dont know sh*t about submission as there are fake doms that you b*tch about. most of you submissives profiles read like dommes. maybe you should think about switching to domme since by the way you like to lecture on what a true dom is you obviously know more about dominating which is cool......because you definitely dont know sh*t about submission.

i remember in high school and college when nerds and geeks were bullied. nobody wanted to be labeled a nerd or a geek and these people couldnt get laid if their lives depended on it. and if you called somebody a geek/nerd who wasnt it was a fight. nowadays its the trend, everybody is a nerd or geek. everybody wears glasses and nerds and geeks are the hot and sexy thing to be. most of these people are not nerds/geeks......they are either just trend followers or feel that they are unattractive but because the new trend is considered sexy maybe claiming nerd or geek will make them sexy. if you look like one of the main attractions in the freak tent at the circus a pair of black framed classes and a nerds are sexy t shirt wont  make anything better. its amazing what a trend can do to weak minded sheep.

do you think that putting these huge friggin pics up in your journals is cool or sexy or some sh*t? damn i cant even enjoy reading journals without seeing these dumb ass billboards of crap.

there is so much crap talking about the doms on collarme. well for those of you who dont know or just ignore the fact......many of the submissives on collarme are some of the biggest self centered assholes on earth. read these profiles, you know you are an arrogant prick when superman isnt good enough for you.

on another note for you morons who keep sending your little cry baby hate mail can stop it......its just something to make me laugh. there is nothing anyone can say to even bother me a little........i really dont give a sh*t. i share your names and messages with friends of mine and we all have a good laugh at who gets butt hurt and pulls out the ol soap box.

there are a chosen number of people i talk to and deal with on this site so many unknown names get unread deleted anyway lol. i already have a few regular f*ck toys and playmates who i enjoy so other than my friends i really dont want to talk to anyone new.

f*cking yourself with a crusifix.....wow you must be such a bad girl so cool, you are so so so cool. ignorant disrespectful little piece of sh*t.

kneelb4yrdrklord

dont sweat it bro, i got a few friends on here who knows this whatzinan*me (the * is an a) chick and she ant sh*t...just your typical loser on here. have you seen her body? a 50 year old c*nt with the body of a brooklyn cab driver ant worth a response...f*ck her bro.

i dont like over the top subs and slaves. if you message me and i check your profile and it basically says that you are gods gift, got a grocery list of things you wont do, unattractive...especially those of you have convinced yourself that youre sexy with the centerfold posing, duck mouth and biting your pointer finger nail with the come f*ck me look on your face but are clearly overweight or ugly.....im not interested and you might get a nasty response from me.

last thing is i like grown women...women, not little girls. be at least 27 or older when messaging me. you little 18 19 22 year olds are ignorant and silly and to be honest have no business on this site.  give or take 2 or 3 of you who are really real about being a sub or slave, the rest of you little sh*ts are just looking for attention.........dont message me unless you want your little princess feelings hurt.

i hate dumb ass submissives who say crap like they are not mindless drones or brainless robots like slaves. for your f*cking information a slave is by far stronger than you will ever be. you have opinions, a mind, your own woman and you hold the true power because you allow what happens and dictate whats not allowed to happen whatever blah blah blah.......remember that dominant holds the power to show your half dedicated dictating ass the front door.

dont blame the poly lifestyle.......blame your poor choice in doms.

you seem to be the perfect guy, everything ive been looking for. i havent met anyone on collarme like you blah blah blah......but you didnt use a comma and a period where you should have so im blocking you. yes proper grammer is more important than how amazing you are and how happy you can make me.

whos the real dumb ass?

more critisizing pro dommes huh? ok......lets try this again but this time in very PLAIN terms.

 if you dont want to pay a domme dont go for the hottest ones on this site.

if you are only attracted to the goreous dommes EXPECT to pay.

dont bitch about just wanting a domme who wants you for a relationship when you only go for the beauty queens here that you KNOW you couldnt get on vanilla terms. you dont want anything less that a hot domme and hot dommes dont want anything less than tribute...see how it works now? if you want what you want how the f*ck do you figure these dommes dont feel the same way?

heres how you can fix your problem...either lower you standards or open your wallet.

what is it with this big sea cow of a woman? why is she just in everybodys f*cking face? geez im sick of reading journals and seeing this potato sac with eye balls post pics of her gross body...and that face is no better...cock eyes and drawn on crooked eye brows....damn! truth be told there is not a plastic surgeon on earth with enough skill to fix whats wrong with you sweetheart. and business men have the luxury of choosing who they want and 9 times out of ten shes going to be hot...seriously what business man would want you? why would he spend thousands of dollars creating something that he could have ready made? you cant be serious.

stop disgusting everybody.

go to a couple of you worthless f*cks with that last journal didnt i lol? damn the truth hurts like a son of a b*tch dont it? and you can keep your hate mail because as much as you think your little letters are bothering me i see you as maggots...youre not even worth a response.

profile after profile journal after journal are sub/slaves bitching about doms around the clock on this site.....so heres a reality check for you and your precious gift......

the reason only losers fakes and wanabee doms keep messaging you is because after reading your cocky, over opinionated, demanding, over the top high expectation profile thats all thats going to be interested in you......a bunch of horny guys wanting a f*ck. no real genuine dom is ever going to contact you.....ever. stop thinking you know what a real dom is, judging by these profiles and journal most of you dont even know what a real sub/slave is.....come back to f*cking reality, adjust your sh*tty profiles and journals big time and maybe some real doms would contact you for a change.

no real dom wants somebody who is loaded with multiple attitudes when none of them are submissive. 

the majority of subs on this site are f*cking insane. find the most unattractive saps on here then read their profiles and journals. fatties feel that tattoos and piercing make them hot, even hot enough to have the balls to have a hot girl attitude. and the guys who find them attractive they dont want......they want somebody waaaaaaay out of their league.......but honestly feel that they have a chance with a 10 guy. why do 1 or 2s have strict 10+ expectations? look in the mirror.....if you are a 2 dont expect to get a 10, doesnt work that way. why complain about wannabe doms when you dont respond to the good ones? why complain if you dont send any messages out.....waiting for the doms to message you.......that ego lol.

why put seeking dom men when you only want another girl......98 percent of them want another woman.

why are some of these pathetic bastards actually looking for a husband here? this is a kink site loser, theres almost NO men looking for marriage here.

i think this is enough ranting for today lol.

33 year old lesbian sub says she hates d*ck...it was smelly. being a lesbian i wonder has she actually smelled a ripe of age p*ssy before. a d*ck dipped in shit cant compare to the stinch of a 33 year old c*nt in sweaty summer time lol

wtf? how many journal posts is this lonely sob going to put up in one night? is she f*cking retarded?

talk about tacky......ghetto......and just got loser written all over their face. people who take pics with the fanned out money. is it your first time having a couple hundred bucks? you look like an idiot who is not use to having anything and now you want the world to see you got a couple 20s. you dont have this everyday because you dont make that everyday so you are NOT a baller. hurry up and spend your income tax returns or your rent money so you can go back to being your usual broke.

whats with all of these ugly little trolls and chunky fat f*cks talking about they are bossy? do they think thats cute or attractive or some sh*t? who the f*ck is messaging these pieces of sh*t? i dont play that bossy nonsense myself but it would be easier to swallow if the girl was actually hot. if you look like a muppet or gilbert grapes mother how do you even have the gaul to think about being bossy? if you call yourself a dom and you message these women youre not a dom........youre a f*cking loser and the reason so many of these big fat slobs and rocky dennis lookalikes have these over cocky attitudes.

sometimes i think a blowup doll would be better.

can you religious freaks christians and atheists (yes this includes you atheists, you are just as annoying as the bible thumpers you poke fun at) please leave religion off of collarme? damn, either one is pushing jesus into everything or the other is doing everything possible to prove there is no god. this is a bdsm site you boring annoying f*cks. i am christian but i wont be shoving my views in everybodys face on a site where cocks cunts and the torture of titts is on 80% of the pics. damn you people are such f*cking losers.

if you call yourself a trophy......look like a trophy. does anybody here know what hot is anymore? everybody cant be hot. you can love yourself and be proud of yourself just the way god made you but you cant say you are the trophy wife type if your ass is big square flat and flabby.....droopy titts and back fat. some of you women on collarme are on the f*cking moon with yourself.

irony: a fat domme on the journals saying here piggie piggies to subs. o-m-f*cking-g lmfao.

am i the only one sick and tired of these people pouring their f*cking bullsh*t soap opera lives all over the collarme journals? its always some corny drama crap.......just like a soap opera. who the f*ck cares? are people really buying into these peoples crappy meaningless life problems? attention......all these borning losers want is attention. nobody gives a shit about the crap that goes on in your personal life loser......besides other losers.

some of you subs may think you run sh*t and doms dont because you decide what happens.......if you refuse game over. hum.....you must have been with some seriously weak guys because when you got cocky like you were calling the shots you and your little hobo bag would have been runnin sh*t right the f*ck up out of my house. you know the saying let the door knob hit you......

why the f*ck do so many of these fake f*cks use raven riley for their profile pics? and whats even more f*cked up is most of these idiot wannabe doms are so horny they cant even see that this girls pic is being used more than the mens urinal at yankee stadium. get some briains and stop messaging these profiles with raven rileys pics. if you dont know who raven riley is f*cking google it so hopefully they stop getting attention and i dont have to see 100 profiles a week with the same damn porn stars face on it.

reading some of these crazy profiles makes me wonder just what do some of you sub/slaves really expect? the dom you seek must be medium tanned.......rich......hung like a mule.......well built with 25 pack abs and a super models face......monogamous..........local........able to speak english french and martian..........a top chef..........6 foot 4 or taller.........shoulder length blonde hair with no split ends.......only drink decalf......member of pita........2 bachelor degrees......able to stop runaway trains......deflect bullets with his bare chest......breath under water and fly. no wonder so many of you have been here 3 and 4 years still searching or keep making new profiles every 6 months to not look like you have been here forever.....you dont want a good dom you want a super hero. now i know that your submission is an awesome angelic gift greater than even the holy grail and you are the hottest thing since marilyn monroe so not to step out of line with questioning your heinesses excellent logic but you do know that these popular marvel movies like thor and spiderman are fiction right?

i know this is going to piss some of you off and send others into total denial but tattoos cant make you attractive. if your body looks like a bean bag why do you think getting 13 tattoos is going to make you hot? do you think the tattoos hide blubber? you see girls with tattoos and think they are hot so you figure you would get some tattoos to but these girls were hot before the tattoos. same goes for piercings........just stop it.

dont have yahoo so dont ask....dont ask me for my yahoo blah blah blah. look, yahoo is totally free to download and if you give out your yahoo address its ok.....its not your phone # or your home address so whats the big friggin deal? 1=not having yahoo when its free and still used by alot of people kinda sounds like you are a fake or full of bull and 2=if you do have it get over yourself its just an instant messenger geez how important do you really think you are?. how else is somebody suppose to get to know your scary ass? passing a thousand  messages through cm? and you all call ME an asshole lol.

all my domme friends are like real real hot so it got me curious to check the domme side of cm and damn, almost all of them on cm besides the fat ones are hot......wtf?!? why are all the hottest women on cm dommes? it ant right.

oh f*cking great more bdsm professors. its funny when these kids try to tell the world what bdsm is all about. to be honest anybody under 30 who dont have at least 10 years of real experience cant tell me sh*t about this lifestyle. bunch of young dumb asses who want to seem like a deep person who unlike the rest of us idiots know exactly what it takes to be in this lifestyle.

these wet behind the ear sub/slaves talk waaaaaaaaaay to much bs and trash on this site.......then expect to be seen and treated like a sub/slave. stfu and go do something useful like serving a dom.

this site has the wrong name. how about collarmelesbian.com? i think this better describes this site since a straight guy doesnt stand a chance here anymore.

so its ok for you women to bitch bitch bitch and talk about men on this site like we are all a bunch of brainless cave men but i cant say whats on my mind when i feel?......f*ck you.

i hate when these losers surf google until they find something that would make them sound smart then get on their journal and try to make everyone else look stupid. dont be a friggin blowhole.

just read this subs profile saying she only wants part time play because she has a life and has better things to do than to submit to someone24/7. better things to do...this is what a lot of these sub/slaves think about you. 

wtf is with these young girls? if you are young like 21 you cant have 10 years experience. you want to seem to everyone like you know a lot but your age keeps giving you away so you say stupid sh*it like i started in this lifestyle at age 14...age is nothing but a number. if you are 20 and he is 32 then age is just a number............but if you were 14 its more your mother should have kept you away from old mr herbert.

no f*cking kids ok?  if you have children dont contact me. i get tired of wasting time talking to people just for them to pop up at the end of the conversation with oh i have a little boy. or these people who keep throwing it in the conversation, i have a beautiful little girl she is my life, she comes first in my life blah blah blah. if you got kids you cant be a dedicated enough slave for me. and ps, nobody thinks your ugly little kid is beautiful but you so stop shoving it in everyones face you talk to.....its a f*cking turn off.

just read a journal of a girl that said she is tired of being a slave. how the f*ck do you get tired of being a slave? i will tell you how..........you were not a slave to begin with. this is what collarme has in the slave field.........a bunch of posers.

just so you know.........when you post messages that people have sent you that offended you trying to make that person look bad is fine...........but when that offensive message is actually true you dont need to put to post it because people end up laughing at you instead of them getting on your side like you intended. just keep that to yourself.

example is when you are just butt face ugly and you post the message of somebody calling you ugly dont post it trying to make them look childish.......YOU have it wrapped up in your head that you are NOT ugly but everyone who reads it is going to laugh because it is true and funny...you ARE butt face. people are going to look at that pic of all 230 pounds of you stuffed in  lingerie sticking your sausage finger in your mouth trying to give the camera this playboy centerfold look with your bison looking face and is going to agree with that message. stop posting these messages.

hot chicks flashings tits.........singing........southern comfort.........jager shots......... j&b.....and all the cold dos equis i could drink lol. im drunk out of my friggin mind and all of new york was one big friggin party wooooooooowooooo!!!!!!!! happy new years to all you kinky f*cks!!!!!!!!

young girls like older men because young guys are premature ejaculating immature people with nothing real to offer. a lot of girls dont take sneaking them into your moms house through the window dominant. or taking them to a 1 dollar theatre in dads truck then a good 15 second f*ck in the truck bed in 15 degree weather. mature men got what they want. this is not for all young guys...but most.

damn there are a lot of bdsm geniuses on collarme. they know everything about bdsm in fine detail and everyone else is just f*cking stupid. they know the rules and regulations, where it came from, how it started and all this crap while everyone else are just morons. well praises to you bdsm gods and please oh pleeeeeeeease continue to bless us poor fools with your mighty teachings in bdsm........d*ckwad.

and why dont these little silly b*tchie male subs stop crying about tribute. stop calling these women prostitutes. just say you are f*cking broke and cant afford them instead of insulting them to save your face. if you have noticed out of all of your smack talking these women still gain loyal subs and slaves who do tribute with no complaint. most guys with money have no problem spending it.......its the losers with flat pockets calling these women prostitutes. maybe if you lower your standards and stop going for these ultra hot beauties and settle for a less attractive domme one who CANT demand tribute then maybe you could find a domme to own you.

little sub guys crying because dommes wont fulfill their fantasies for free........pimps and prostitutes have gone cyber............fat b*tches proud to be disgusting blobs............nigeria is the new playboy mansion............telling the truth makes you an a*shole..........add some popcorn and this site is better than dinner and a movie lol.

I love this time of year even though the atheists and others who are not christian are somehow sooooooooo offended so their crying and b*tching like a bunch of f*cking fags *no offense to gay people* kind of f*cks with the holiday cheer. if you are so offended stay at home and stop f*cking up everybody elses christmas.

do these subs and slaves think being bitchy is a turn on or something? if you are an obvious total bitch and you still get messages from guys wanting you then these are not doms, these are guys wanting to f*ck. a guy dont care if you are a bitch if he is planning to hit it then quit it.

why is it always the ugliest, fattest, dumbest to the lifestyle people who have the highest standards and im talking in the f *cking clouds high?  a lot of them dont even know they are unattractive as hell. if you are 200 or more pounds or have a face that even a mother couldnt love stop acting like you deserve a male super model.......not gonna happen.

will lady gaga just f*cking die already

some of you subs try to hold doms to things that make no sense. a dom in total control is still human and can be made upset by major major majorly stupid sh*t. when you deal with fakes every day on this site its no problem if youre full of sh*t yourself like many of you subs and slaves are but when a dom is real about finding someone and everyday deals with these fake ass wannabe so called subs and slaves he is going to vent and not in a happy way. if a doms angry journals scare you to the point where you wouldnt want to get to know him then maybe you are just to f*cking timid and should check yourself instead of doms. its stupid c*nts like this that in 5 years will refuse to go outside anymore because the evil scary doms are working with the government putting a poison in the air that only affect subs and slaves.

any girl who says she is neither slave nor sub or some silly sh*t like this....avoid this idiot.

why are these women trying to change the rules of bdsm?  you are one or the other stupid. the slaves on this site dont know what the f*ck a slave is......they just want to be badgirls and the title slave sounds cool and exotic. go look  up the definition of slave then see if you fit that moron. these submissives are using you not the other way around. if she has 1000 things she wont do and 15 things she will how is the dom in charge? he is her toy doing what she wants to please her making her the one in charge.

shut the f*ck up with this my submission is a gift bulls*t. thats the problem, when you think you are that important and tell the whole world that you are instead of thinking that a real dom wouldnt see you as special anyway you are not submissive......you are as arrogant as you accuse us guys of being......bi*th.  

im poly but even if i wasnt if i want to own another person other than you i will do that...didnt you submit to me? am i not the dominant of the relationship? do  i look like your f*cking boyfriend? this is for you so called slaves and subs......get the f*ck over poly. its a big part of bdsm and many doms feel they have the right to but as doms they do have that right. you also have a right to not  be with that dom but dont get mad when you cant find anyone here that  you want......this isnt a vanilla site. you want a boyfriend or a husband to have children and picket fences take your silly ass to a regular site and stop claiming bdsm.

if this is a bdsm site why are so many of you silly little girls against poly? why do so many of you claim to want a d/s relationship but keep asking for boyfriend girlfriend kind of things? you can eat shit..........drink piss...........get gang banged or be passed around your so called doms friends like a fat joint but you got a problem with poly?

wtf......there are some very confused dumb ass women on this site.

1. if you dont have a pic on your profile f*ck off i wont even read your message......instant delete

2. isnt it obvious by now that i dont give a f*ck about what anyone here feels about me? youre the idiot for wasting your time messaging me. i say what everyone here wants to say but dont because they dont want to be rude i guess...f*ck that im a douchebag, a*shole, dick and admit to it all so calling me any of these things mean nothing. you lonely a*s loser c*nts sending angry messages and so call telling me off.....im not a f*cking female so you showing your little claws and hissing mean nothing to me.

3. last thing is women stop b*tching about dick pics...its an adult site duh. i cant count how many times ive see a gaping p*ssy or a dildo gripping a*shole pic when i log on. there are just as many snatch pics as it is cock pics on this site but you dont hear men complaining.......stop being so damn touchy.

if you are not looking for anything why are you here?  all these girls b*tch about not finding anybody, i find that to be a croc of sh*t......there are waaaaaaay to many doms on this site for these girls to not find somebody. i think that if they stopped looking for fairy tale doms and be more realistic they would find one.

why do so many men have faceless/wordless profiles. many men here have important high profile jobs and to get outed by being into bdsm in this politically correct world we live in today can cause problems for him and his career. it can happen...it does happen. many of us have little in our profiles because a lot of people here including women dont read profiles. the rest of them are the same as most of the women here who have no face or words in their profiles either...they are fake, scammers, married cheaters etc.

if you got an ugly p*ssy dont put up a pic of it. some of you have some way out ugly cunts that make me want to throw up. I saw one that looks like egg noodles in a roach nest lol. you women always complain about not liking d*ck pictures.......well some of us dont like those p*ssy pics either.

whats with people crying about their dreams? who gives a sh*t about your dreams? people put so much garbage in their journals none of it having anything to do with bdsm. stop wanting people to feel sorry for you. you want attention from the dreams you have tell your mother, she will pat you on your empty head and feel sorry for you.

i saw this profile and there are others like it so i thought id say something about it because it just f*cking jerks me. how can you say no black men, cock has to be a certain size, handsome, no one older than a certain age and 100 other things you expect from a dom when you look like sh*t? big fat nasty bodies....cross eyed....huge alien heads ragady smiles etc. how can you have the guts to be picky? if you look like a beached whale or something that just stepped from a flying saucer shouldnt you be happy with anyone who actually finds you attractive?

These young under 21 big mouth dommes geez stfu already. Im not against dommes as long as they are of age with experience...you know the stuff it takes to be called a legitimate domme. blah blah blah just blowing hot air i mean sh*t give it a rest. everybody talks about doms but these b*tchy little blowhards are the real dicks...but they call it being dominant. i said it before and i will say it again...youre a f*cking kid and it shows.

there are some real ugly mofos on this site i tell you lol. as ugly as these women are why do they talk like they are just stunningly beautiful? like they are gods gift? call me an asshole if you want but just look through the journals and profiles and ask yourself if the asshole is lying lol.

when a WOMAN on collarme complains about pro dommes she is either a sub/slave man pretending to be a woman so he can trash talk pro dommes to make himself feel better after being rejected because he cant afford them...a bi or lesbian sub/slave in the same boat  or a domme who looks in the mirror and knows nobody is going to see her as being worth tribute.

get over it and stop hating because if all of you jealous c*nts could demand tribute you would and if all of you broke ass guys could give tribute you would.

I wish these young girls would just stick to facebook and stop playing on collarme. i get tired of reading the stupid comments they put in their jounals and the all out ignorant profiles. they have nice little bodies and love showing them off for attention but thats not enough to make me put up with their immaturity. besides having a tight little p*ssy they are pretty much worthless and many of them are f*cked out by 23 so they dont even have that. being disrespectful smart mouth ignorant and arrogant doesnt make you cute...........dumb a*ses.

Im seeing so many idiot girls giving the finger in their pics...how is giving everybody the fuck you sign showing that you are submissive? is this suppose to be hot? do they think its cute?

oh yeah something i wanted to say........there are some dog ass ugly people on this site roflmao.

Finally found somebody who knows what true submission is...been spending the last few days enjoying her and it looks like she might be the one i collar. heres the kicker...for as long as ive been wasting time on collarme looking for someone i did not meet her here.

you joined this site because your friend dared you. how many times have i read this bullsh*t. if youre embarassed about being on this site you dont need to be here. dont make stupid excuses either you are in this or youre not.

how many women are here for all the wrong reasons?

these young girls want a dom whos stable, good, loving and caring, take care of them, experienced and settled know what hes doing in kink and all this.......but doesnt want an older man? news flash you stupid little cunts most young guys around your age dont have any of these things. an older man has a career a home and a secure life with enough years to be experienced...a younger guy works at foot locker...lives with his parents or couch surfs  with an urge to be the beer guzzling champ and a hard on for all of your friends and your sister...and in 2011 maybe a hard on for your brother as well.  the saying you cant have your cake and eat it too applies to almost ALL of you young sub girls.

these a lot of complaining today...thought id do what Im known for here...

heres a few things wrong with this site and reasons why theres so much complaining....

this site is now 90% lesbian this includes the so called bisexuals...no dont want men dont like men not searching for men you are lesbian.....bisexuals f*ck both sexes that what bi means.

sex starving humping guys making it hard for real doms to get anybody. each one of these d*ckhead wannabe doms will send out 40 message a day everyday until they have messaged every female member on cm including dommes and lesbians. they even contact these big fat women...women who couldnt get attention in public until its last call at a night club and the few remaining guys are sh*t face drunk and willing to f*ck anything with a pulse and because of these horny f*cks now even the donut eating chunky women have this picky im to good for anything other than a male supermodel millionare attitude.

race picky....a good dom is a good man what the f*ck does his color have to do with it? I love women of all color from white as chalk to black as coal a damn good sub is a damn good sub. the excuses these women use for only liking certain races are some of the stupidest reason a dumb a*s could think of. every black guy is not a gold tooth smiling dope dealing b*tch slapping gun toting convict who cant read with bad credit...just as every white guy isnt a suit wearing business running soft spoken gentleman college grad with good credit. why cant you find a good dom? because you ignored the last 3 good possibles who didnt fit the right color due to your SUPREME IGNORANCE.

STOP LOOKING FOR F*CKING HUSBANDS ON A FETISH SITE. men are dogs who will always chase tail...have since the beginning of time so stop looking stupid and asking the same dumb question...are all men dogs?....YES, we love p*ssy!!!and for you smart asses who say thats why women go lesbian...hate to burst your bubble but lesbians are just as bad of dogs as men and get twice as much p*ssy so dont fool yourself. there are guys who believe in monogamy and most of them are vanilla. many masters require a slave to serve beside another...thats why he is master and you are slave. subs dont have the balls to give him all power but expect for him to be exclusive to her which is why I prefer slaves...a real slave is by far much stronger than a sub.

just a few reasons...enjoy.

if you dont have a pic up on your page how can you say no pic no response?

im always being asked why am i so angry all the time or what women who think they can insult me or rattle me by asking why do i b*tch all the time. you want an answer? look at the profiles of these so called subs and slaves and read carefully, then read the journals. profile after profile these girls are anything but submissive.

 basically giving instructions on how they expect you to dom them, 50 things they will not do, most of the page is about what they wont do. young girls talking very disrespectful about dom/dommes like they know exactly what a dom/domme should be...in a sum up no dom/domme member on this site is good enough not even close to being good enough for these precious girls or their even more precious gift of submission.

 a s*it load of wannabe model type pics...these people are not serious in finding someone they are here for attention and they get catered to because of these horny wannabe doms who walk around all day with a hard on and these horny wanna be dommes who walk around all day with their tongues out will accept anything for a lay.

F*ck you Im going to talk about it...call them on it. I suggest all real dom/dommes who do speak out on this bs keep doing it.

real experienced dommes worthy of tribute for what they do i support you being a pro so im not talking about you. im talking about these lazy b*tches who are asking for tribute for nothing. clothes trips gifts and even rent. you are not doing anything to deserve tribute you are just straight out asking for money like a homeless bum.....begging. tribute to getting a f*cking job.

i hate when these young 19-23 year old idiot b*tches put up a list of criticisms in their journals about what they think people on collarme are. trying to get attention and look smart like they know something about the lifestyle. most of you are the people you criticise so stop being stupid and go submit to someone so somebody can have control of your big fat mouth and shut you the f*ck up.

what the f*ck is with these profiles with nothing in them? 1 single pic and stats...but no profile. some have 30 pics and stats but again...blank profile. what are you people here for?

dear ladies and gentlemen of cm:

complain...as long as bullsh*t sets on this site in huge piles complain, complain complain f*cking complain. to hell with that honey and vinegar bull, the moment we all stop expressing how we feel about the nonsense thats being put out on this site the faster this site will turn into 100% worthlessness. i have met some awesome people here but its a drop in the ocean compared to the butt monkeys i have come across.

this is no grocery store and tomatoes...this is the lifestyle and grown a*s people deliberately being full of sh*t and they MUST be called on it.

is it me or is 9 out of 10 women on here just over the top bitchy?

you are owned but have nowhere to live? now i have heard it all lol. as many good doms looking for subs and slaves on this site that i know personally who cant even get return messages from you stupid c*unts you will choose to submit to a man who cant even give you a place to stay?

if you dont have a web cam dont have yahoo and dont have a cell phone but insist that you are real....why would you then say that you dont have to prove anything to anybody? why dont you have anything to prove? because you say you are real that should just be that? you dont have any of the things that 12 year olds have but you dont have to prove anything? do you know how f*cking stupid you sound?. if you dont have a web cam a cell phone and you dont even have the free downloadable yahoo yeah moron...you need to prove yourself or else get looked at as a total fake. there are to many fakes on this site for people to be saying that they dont have to prove anything.

so many women on this site want to be important and popular star like people. whats really funny is there are stupid guys on collarme eager to become their fans.....spoon feeding those egos.

f*cking germans....yager hangover got my head  ringing like church bells. hope this huge cup of java fixes everything.

something i hate is when doms bad mouth doms on here like the women here do. we already have subs talking bad about us do we really need loser ass wannabe doms doing the same? do you think kissing ass is going to get the subs to flock to you...you f*cking sellout? i will send my subs and my slaves out looking for sisters because thats what they are for....serving me in any way i see fit regardless of if i look for them on my own or not. the reason many of you fakes dont have anyone is because youre not willing to use a sub or slave....shes not a girlfriend idiot. im not a hypocrite because i dont talk down about real doms...i talk about you fake a*s kissing wussie muther f*ckers. stop acting like b*tches if you claim to be a dom act like it.

why do you have to have a 2000 word profile...is a 2 page essay really necessary? dont get pissed when people dont want to read that novel you self absorbed muther humpers call a profile. to say people who dont take the time to read your profile arent worth your time...stupid c*nt...nobody wants to read aaaaaaaaaaaaaaall of your life story. try shortening your profile and maybe people wont mind reading it.

How can you say if i have to  hear another line if what you are b*tching about is a typed message?

I dont give a f*ck what you think....if you call yourelf a slave then da*nit talk like one, act like one. calling people faggots demanding things flipping people off in your profile pictures an entire profile of complaints and things you wont do with a f*ck you if you dont like it at the ending of your profile...youre a fucking douche bag cunt in need of a much overdue bull whip whipping  to adjust that piece of sh*t attitude of yours.

if you message me with an attitude even close to this I swear Im going to s*it allover you...and I dont mean in the kinky way.

I cant believe the attitudes of these people. some of the ugliest dog faced putty shaped son of a b*tches i have ever seen have arrogant attitudes as big as day.  buck toothed and pregnant with bodies similar to starved young boys...and they all get dozens of messages a day. I dont get it. talked to a sub today who had an ok picture but things went to hell when i checked her profile where the rest of her pictures were. after reading line after line of horse shit from this sid the sloth looking idiot it hit me...she couldnt have checked my profile because if she did i would have been the last person this demanding so called sub would have messaged. I just dont get this site...p*ssy starved people calling themselves doms and high an mighty my submission is a gift as*hole b*tches calling themselves subs...f*uck off.

how in the f*ck can you demand for a pic or you wont even talk to a person when your profile has no pic...do you really think youre that special? subs talking about doms attitudes....doms talking about subs attitudes...almost everyone on this site is self absored, delusional and full of themselves. a bunch of pots calling kettels black.

Im so f*cking tired of reading sub journals with these sob tear jerking bullsh*t personal stories and fake a** soap opera lives . no one gives a s*it about your crap or how poetic you type. geez get a life.

everyday im seeing  doms complaining and being disgusted with these fake ass subs but my advice hasnt been taken, and im sure its mostly you anxious hard up doms who are too eager to have a sub, sending 3 and 4 messages to the same girl then getting pIssed when they dont get a response then send the sub hate mail...they just dont see how pathetic they are. my advice is all doms stop messaging these subs. they get far too much attention thats why they are the way they are. if they didnt get 600 messages a day they wouldnt be such assholes. make them view your profile, make them send out first messages, make them choose. as long as desperate doms chase them like hungry dogs they are going to be female dicks.

the person for journal entry 7/15/11 at 8:51 pm is one of the main reasons this site is becoming a joke...are you f*cking serious? is anybody here actually stupid enough to be satisfying this piece of sh*t? if you are doing what this pre mature adolescent lazy maggot f*ck wants or any of the other 100 or so like her you are a TOTAL f*cking moron. what could you possibly expect in return? at 18 shes no fucking Domme...shes a kid still at home with mommy using you easy suckers to keep her in the latest fashion MTV and teen dramas show her. Geez...guys c'mon.

overweight people on collarme are tired of being bashed in journals...well many people are tired of these over weight people feeling sorry for themselves and trying to get everyone else to feel the same

maybe they were born that way, disease, illness, health issue etc.., just get over it...put yourself in their shoes before you judge. if i put myself in their shoes it would be gym sneakers while stepping up to the treadmill because truth is in america its rarely some health problem and mostly greed for cheese cake grease burgers deep fried twinkies and cheetoes with a steady exercise plan of watching tv, playing W.O.W or setting the laptop on that belly all day complaining on collarme.

instead of making excuses and trying to get everybody to accept you as being over weight try accepting everyones choice not to feel sorry for you or not be attracted to you.

you dont want your feelings hurt on collarme stop lying to yourself and ignoring what you are and sending messages to people who have nice bodies or in shape expecting for them to be attracted to you. attractive people are attracted to attractive people...with all due respect you can get over that. instead why not message other obese people? because youre not attracted to them...thats why. BBWs have hearts too?...seems they also have a PREFERENCE.

Im an 18 -24 year old domme and I need you to sent me amazon gift cards. i need you to send money to my paypal account. I need money and gifts. i sell my used panties. tribute , wallet slaves, im an 18 year old domme who was 16 just 2 years ago but i have enough experience to be a domme...a pro domme. i must be a real domme because i call people b*tches and call myself a goddess. i need a pay piggie to buy me these boots i want...i need...i want...YOU NEED A F*CKING JOB YOU LAZY GOOD FOR NOTHING C*NT. 

I am so sick of these fakes using raven rilley as a profile picture. there are at least 20 profiles doing this and every 4 or 5 days a new profile pops up with her pics. people cant be taking these profiles seriously.

something i cant understand for the friggin life of me, if youre not looking at this trime not answering and messags...one single word in your profile in big bold letters that says taken or a totally empty profile...why do you have a profile? thats just damn stupid.

back from virginia...non stop partying...still drunk. back to collarme...still 90% girls wanting girls. 

got a couple of opinionated messages about my last journal entry about poly. read a few and said f*ck the rest and deleted them when I saw the ages. if you are 20 22 23 years old dont presume to tell Me s*it...you havent been alive long enough to know a quarter of what I know. it takes experience in this lifestyle to become effective, legit, to grow...TO KNOW WHAT THE F*CK YOURE TALKING ABOUT. at such young ages you all are walking hormones with know it all attitudes...you know absolutely s*it outside google. If you had a bad experience in poly dont blame poly blame your bad choice in doms. you can be your doms only sub but if you think he cant simply go out and f*ck someone else or play with someone else youre a f*cking idiot...youre not part of a poly relationship but you damn sure might be sharing him. If you choose the right Dom youll be happy in a poly relationship, the right dom can make you happy standing in the middle of hell. The world is seen in blinding bright pretty colors by you, mature people know thats not the real world.

why dont you f*cking subs and slaves quit b*tching about poly. damn i get fucking tired of you fucking cry babies.....get the f*ck over yourselves. thats why you loser b*tches be on here for like f*cking years STILL looking for mr right. you can be humiliated in public, dress like a bimbo with no underwear and a short skirt bending over at the super market, gangbanged, used by other men, degraded whipped and walk with your head bowed in public but you cant accept having a sister sub or slave...do you idiot c*nts know how f*cking stupid that sounds? F*cking wannabe dumb a*s b*tches.

lil, little, babygirl, princess and other names like this are all cute but if you are 180-200+ pounds you know none of these names fit you right?

i dont get it...how can you demand a dom be attractive in shape successful and all this crap if you yourself are none of these things? if you are unattractive why are you picky about race? shouldnt you be glad a man of any race even found you attractive in the first place? the guy you want doesnt want you stupid...he wants someone in his class and you are not in that area. this site is f*cking crazy.

6 dommes have looked at my profile since i logged on. domme or not if you want to serve me just say so.

if you have to put in your journal or profile that you may sound like a bitch but youre not then HELL YES...youre a f*cking b*tch.

if your profile is one long bitch session and you even boldly put that you are not going to change for anyone and you STILL get messages from doms, you can bet your stank a*s they are NOT dom. NO real dom in his right mind is going to show your silly a*sses any attention.

if any of you girls want to know who are the fake doms on collarme just ask these f*cking b*tchy sub wannabes the names of these idiots who keep messaging them.

i dont care about anybodys religious beliefs believe in what you want its a free country but why do these non religious atheists and satan worshippers go out of their way to show the world that they dont believe in god. ok we get it geez you have a pentagram on the front of your tshirt and you know what 666 stands for...damn you are the coolest. you are an atheist its cool to tell that to everybody you meet even if they dont ask and bring it up in every conversation even if the conversation has nothing to do with religion we get it...you are special. nobody cares about christian belief...this might shock you but no one cares about yours either.

you mouthy c*nts stop sending me these messages to debate and talk, i really dont give a crap what you feel or have to say about me or what i say in my journals. im not here to pass messages back and forth about your beliefs in bdsm ok? when i rant in my journals thats just what it is...A F*CKING RANT. i dont send people long boring messages and dont want any cluttering up my f*cking malbox. this is not for everyone, there was a few people who i enjoyed talking to but this is for you f*cks who think you can change the way i feel about things i rant about. im not a greenhorn to bdsm so save your bitching for that weak so called dom who allows you to message other doms with bulls*it or that cup of coffee and couch that keeps your single a*s  company.

this site has some funny people. if you are comfortable with putting pics of yourself up naked titties hanging with your p*ssy stretched open fine thats you and what you do can be respected but dont talk down about people who do give a sh*t. no one cares and no one is shocked until someone you know who has nothing to lose sees your profile and decides to be an as*hole and puts you on front street...possibly f*cking your life up. some of us freaks have respectable jobs internet smart children and other things that they cant risk having a stark naked picture of themselves with dildos in their a*s or saying in their profile i get a sexual thrill from beating girls with paddles until their a*s cheeks bleed floating around the internet. if you dont have sh*t to hide maybe you dont have sh*t to lose either.

got myself a little weekend maso sub...and man can she take pain.

i have met and played with a few awesome subs on collarme but damn i have mentioned this in my journals before...this site has become a bi sexual and lesbian dominated place. i have never seen so many d*ck haters in one spot. 98% of girls on this site are searching for dommes, wtf is happening here? a p*ssy is a hole designed specially for the D*ck by nature so how the f*ck do you not want it by nature? to my bi and lesbian friends here dont send me your sh*t talking messages lol, im just saying that eventually there will be no need for heterosexual men to even have a profile on collarme. i gotta start going the fetish clubs now to find a nice ass to spank...damn.

everybody here should know me by now so know what you are doing when you contact me. ok i see whats going on here, america is a fat country so fat girls are calling themselves average because katie couric says the average american is fat. my last message was from a girl who said she was average, when i asked for a pic she showed me a pic from a down angle where she is looking up which many large women use because it hides a lot. now i felt lied to it insulted me so i told sausage fingers no cake wedge for her today. what did she expect? what would she do if i saw her for the first time in public, just ignore the obvious weight? you think me calling her piggie chews is bad.

newsflash...if you hire or even consider hiring a slave you are NOT dominant.

if your profile says over and over all over the page that you are owned got a master will not leave him will not mess around dont want to play with other doms so dont even try, all mail from men go to bulk why the f*ck do you even have a profile on collarme? for friends? bullsh*t!! what real dom wants to just chit chat with an owned sub or slave? or  if you want to chat with girls only why create such an outspokenly long profile? just f*cking put GIRLS ONLY and what you want them for in big bold letters. you silly little b*tches are addicted to attention like junkies and as trasparent about it as saran wrap.

ok no one under age 30 need contact me. these younger girls are are just f*cking stupid.

bi bi bi lesbian bi lesbian lesbian lesbian bi looking for a domme mistress no men no men mistress domme only damn it..........will the 2 or 3 last remaining girls on collarme who still like dick please stand up?

if you dont complain about the bs on this site dont say sh*t when others do. there are some people here who are really looking for something other than reading crap by these wannabe erotic authors, leading people on and all around goofing the f*ck off. online or not this community is bdsm and besides the journals chatrooms and message boards there is this tiny little thing about FINDING PARTNERS. many of us ADULTS dont dunk fries serve grande lattes through a window or wait tables for 20 hours a week, having real 40-50 hour a week jobs can make it difficult the go to bdsm clubs and hang out in live communities as much so online is a big help. you young new comer s-o-bs are pissing all over this site and the lifestyle. know it alls who think that because you like to be spanked during sex or enjoy using hand cuffs that you are a lifestyler who can talk about how things should be, with the BALLS to talk about how real experienced lifestylers should act. you are NOT a lifestyler just a young a-hole with a kink. shut the f*ck up.

say it how you want word it how you like, try your best to convince yourself and others of your stupid ideas but if you have a problem submitting, want to create some special way to submit where it fits only you then delete your account and call it quits because you are NOT a sub. i dont give a f*ck how you put it, if you are submissive you f*cking submit end of discussion. geez wtf is wrong with you morons? you cant walk into this lifestyle and just make things out the way YOU want them and expect to get someone REAL who is going to agree with your bulls*hit. subs have a choice but some of you have lost your friggin minds. respect the lifestyle or go back to the vanilla where you f*cking belong. how many of these geniuses am i going to run into here?

if you dont want your precious feelings hurt read my f*cking profile and journals before messaging me. its not hard to see that i do not like fat girls so if you are fat and you send me a message dont be shocked at the response i send you in return. and a few of you who messaged me are looking in the mirror and seeing what you want to see instead of accepting whats really there. you are not curvy or thick...you are fat and i clearly do not want a fat girl so please stop messaging me.

you dont want 1 liners those who send 1 line messages will be deleted. you dont like long messages those with long messages will be deleted.  wtf do you fruitcakes want?

what the f*ck is with people and these ridiculously loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong journal entries? took me 10 friggin minutes to get down to the bottom of the page.....damn!! 

whats with these girls twisting their lips up to look like a ducks bill or they just got finished sucking a bad lemon? almost every hot girl here has at least one picture with these lips. is this suppose to be sexy? because it looks like a retard trying to get something from between their teeth with their tongue. one girl told me it is meant to make them look like they have bigger lips...it doesnt, just makes them look weird. if you cant afford a lip job just be happy with the lips you have...twisting your lips up like that just makes you look like a f*cking muppet .

attention losers...stop reading my journals then think you know me and send  me your pointless opinions. i know the difference between a f*cking sub and a f*cking slave stupid and i know which one i want. the problem is many of these subs and slaves dont know the difference between a sub and a slave and thats one of the problems i have with these friggin wannabe c*nts. get an understanding of what my journals say before you send me a message.

you fake pieces of sh*t just dont give up do you?

all this b*tching from subs about men not showing their face on profiles, not everyone is ok putting their face out like that. some guys have jobs and dont need co workers noticing them so they can be the subject at the water fountain or even worse fired...like that wouldnt happen psssh. girls dont seem to care about these kinds of things but many men do. and its always some fat mouth c*nt talking about what does he have to hide...act like you know this is america a place where if you are found out to be into bdsm you are considered a freak and can lose your job in the blink of an eye. you got plenty of time to see his face as you get to know him so get off of your f*cking pedestals and give these guys a break before you end up missing out on a good thing.

yeah yeah yeah merry christmas now put some heat on My yule log and dont forget to play with My jingle bells until you get a mouth full of egg nog.

just got my first cup of jo when i heard loud arguing and cursing. somewhat awake i drag myself to the window and what do i see...an allout knockdown slobber knocker between 2 cabbies and im talking kick ass!!!!!!  cops tried to pull the 2 guys apart and one officer ended up falling flat on his ass...what a friggin awesome morning lol.

talking to a beautiful slave from jersey who i find to be one of the few awesome slaves i have met here asked me after reading my journals if a woman had hurt me terribly and is that why i seem so angry. the only woman to ever hurt me tanned my backside after i brought home a bad report card and once again by her mother because i took the pie she baked for her friends and their bridge game and ate it with 3 of my friends. im a hard ass dominant so a woman hurting me is out of the question. my anger comes from how this site has forgotten what its all about. everyday i get online and see subs and slaves talking like anything but subs and slaves and it makes me f*cking sick. they are demanding bossy order giving what they will and wont do bird flipping potty mouth b*tches who dont know sh*t about being a sub or slave. they dont even know how to label their sexuality, if you are bi that means you go both ways so both males and females turn you on but if you say you are bi but your profile is screaming NO MEN! NO MEN! NO MEN! stupid b*tch you are lesbian, only lesbians scream NO MEN! NO MEN! NO MEN!...moron. some are 18 and 20 + year olds which being ignorant is expected but the 28 and 30 + year old mature ones wtf is wrong with you??? even the big fat 220 + pounders are majorly cocky...get the f*ck outta here. they always say things like i might be new but i know this and that, no the f*ck you dont, they google a few terms and think they know everything and nobody ever calls these idiots on it. they bunch all doms together and disrespect us by calling us losers wannabes we cant handle them and we are not worth talking to, thats not how a sub or slave behaves. if a dom pisses you off you take care of that between you and him dont spill your garbage out into the whole collarme community. not to many doms and dommes here seem to have the balls to speak out about this bullsh*t...BUT I DO. if my words make every sub and slave here hate me so i never get anyone from this site again i dont give a damn, sombody needs to stand up and tell these f*ckers whats what and since most of the doms and dommes are to busy chasing tail and worried about angering the precious subs and slaves who might not contact them if they say something i will f*cking say it for you. this is the reason my journals are so angry...and the reason so many members have been here for months, years deleting profiles and making new one and still have not found anyone.

1. jakesp*ed i like your journal entry, i have ran across a few subs profiles who say they charge. i am all for pro dommes but  pro subs??? it takes skill to properly dominate someone to the extreme to their full satisfaction without hurting them or sending them to the er. wtf is a pro subs skill knowing how to beg and whimper.....how to bend over and take a flogging? get the f*ck outta here lol.

2. to the 23 year old sub from california if you are not into weird freak houses with multiple women and dont allow a man to control you outside of the bedroom what the f*ck are you doing on this site??? go to a date site with the rest of the spoiled dumb little airhead f*ckers, this site is for grown folk with grown folk fetishes you stupid little c*nt.....i cant stand you little ignorant childish b*stards.

3. redmest*ex i just gotta say that i friggin love your journals. the last journal entry was tops and i support the hell out of your writings dude keep it up.....how could you not think this dude is awesome???

why is it always the most unattractive dog ugly c*nts that talk the most garbage in their journals?

oh my f*cking god what is with you women on cm? if you can pull your head from your own ass for a second and see that the world doesnt revolve around your tired ass and you are not to good for every single guy here your dumb ass might just find someone who can make you happy. if you dont look like a super model dont expect to get one. if all the experience you have is a boyfriend whos pulled your hair during your little vanilla 10 minute f*ck  shut the f*ck up, saying i might be young but...but what you dummie? just by saying that says you are a fucking idiot. im fed up with talking to you worthless self centered b*tches just to waste my time  in one way or another. i have met and played with a dozen awesome women on cm but the ones who i talked to about owning, wake up from dreamland stupid if you find a knight in shining armour on here you can bet your bottom dollar he is not a dominant. what do you want a soft sensative  boyfriend or a f*cking dom?

how does your name have the word goddess in it but you are submissive? what kind of goddess submits? there are some dumb ass women on this site let me tell you.

to answer a few questions ive read today on collarme...how irritating is a one liner really if its direct? women want to feel important so they demand that you write half a page of crap to feel that you put your all into trying to win them over. they could care less about your feelings thats why they dont bother to respond to your well thought out messages they b*tched about and you gave in and did...they get hundreds of these messages a day...and thats another problem, they dont message men by the dozen...only guys here do that. when a 300 pound submissive woman with cookie dough for chins can say in her journal to give her time shes trying to get to everyones message somethings wrong. after hundreds of messages, this fat sub who has never got this much attention in her entire life is going to feel what shes always wanted...being lusted. she is going to develop a very large ego and thats when you got a slob of a woman saying sh*t like if you send me one liners i will not respond then have the balls to say what she wants like  tall men with chest hair only...someone like this is now being picky? same goes for the others, you have a sweet sexy girl with a nice profile...a month later that sweet profile has gone from wow i got so many messages to hey you stupid men if you only send one liners its going strait to bulk. 6 months later they are still on collarme supposidly still looking. their ego has grown so big that even good potentials are not good enough for them anymore...no one here is good enough for them now. a good girl turned a*shole thunder c*nt b*tch...why?...because men on this site are to eager and wont control what they do. stop getting online and sending 30 messages a day to 30 different women. they are not sending 30 messages a day or even 10 to men. women get online to check messages not send them. there is not one guy here who gets online and has pages of messages...and there is not one woman on this site who loggs in and there is not at least 6 messages a day. you want these ego tripping c*nts to stop being a*sholes?...stop giving them so much f*cking power, stop sending them messages...every guy here totally stop sending messages and see how quick the female population drops or how fast guys mail boxes start popping up red.

wow, just became a member today and already under consideration...damn...you know these girls are 3 dollar bill fake.

omg lol...needad*m333 is using this girls pic too lol, this is just crazy lol.

ok i have just about had it with this person...the picture on the profile of bettyj*hn is a girl whos pics have been used so many times its ridiculous. i have seen this girls pics on at least 12 or more profiles from america to europe to canada. if you search around you will see for yourself. this girls pics have been used on more fake profiles than any other person on collarme so get a good look at her face because there are many pics with many different poses and dont fall for any profile that has it...poor girl probably has no idea.

if you are a sub/slave act like it. i know you dont want losers and weirdos messaging you but thats something you are going to have to just get over because no matter how much you bark and puff up they are still going to message you. many of you who talk big tuff i am a submissive but my bite is bigger than my bark bs are young...very young so a little childishness is expected, but you older ones who do this should know better...unless you to are just like the young ones inexperienced so you talk tuff to compensate. if a big piece of your profile is about how you dont take any crap and you will do this and that if provoked as if you are some kind of cobra or junkyard dog do you really think this is making you attractive? i would tie you to a post and whip your naked back until all the fierceness streamed down your legs in warm yellow fluid. you are right to be very careful in finding the right person for you because like myself there are some doms here whos bark is just as bad as their bite.

I just love it when you send one of these c*nts a message and they dont respond or sometimes dont even read it just delete it then you see their profile months later crying about how bad they want to be owned but absolutely no luck wah boo hoo. hey i play regularly, must suck for you stuck up snooty b*tches lol.

I hate it when a supposidly dom kisses ass trying to get subs to like him. if you want to talk down about doms and give opinions on how doms should be make sure that you are a real dom yourself with a legitimate reason to talk down, but dont think that these subs are going to flood your mailbox with praises saying that you understand them and you must be a good dom so they are going to give you a try. if you cant get a sub by being dominant you definately wont get a sub by being a b*tch.

I like the entry from OlerD*m4Yng but these doms wont pay that any mind, they will continue to message every single sub and slave on this site like a bunch of desperate p*ssies. Im speaking out also, stop messaging these subs and slaves and let them message you. when a fat 50 year old sub can brag about a dozen pages of mail its a sad day for doms on cm. 

all this b*tching about so-called doms, fake doms, all these doms are pathetic and there are no real doms on this site...dont seem to be any real subs here either.

who the f*ck do these scammers think they are? they are trying to get smarter now that they are being detected and called out much more behind people being fed up with running into these f*ckers. now they are putting in their profiles no scammers and only real masters but still have only one fuzzy picture, bad english, spelling and placing of words. how can a scammer put no scammers in their profile?

there is a big difference between  a pro domme who gives you a professional session and is paid for that service and some lazy, good for nothing, money grubbing loser trying to pray on submissives to get a little money or gifts. I am for pro dommes, there is nothing wrong with getting paid for a service if you do it well enough to be paid. many REAL pro dommes are these hot women who have mastered what they do and dont want a relationship so if you want to be dominated by these sexy professionals YES you should pay. if you dont want to pay lower your standards instead of insulting them and go and get yourself an average looking domme who wants a relationship with her sub because thats one big deal about this...average or just plain unattractive subs want something out of their league, they want the hottest most powerful domme they can find which is most of the time a pro domme, and if she charges they throw tantrums like little ugly kids. this is going to make a few women mad because not all pro dommes should be pro dommes, they are not even close to being as hot as these REAL pro dommes who bust their asses in the gym and have been steady in learning their art for years. who have jobs or careers and dont NEED money but charge for the principle. extremely sexy, accomplished and strong independent women who are professional in domination...not some fat and sloppy out of shape, cheap apartment living, ride hitching, 20 year old, materialistic trend chasing loser with a b*tch complex, lack of real skills and a problem paying her bills. this is not someone you want to have you tied up while she is armed with everything from whips to your nuts under a spiked heel...then have to pay or get gifts. learn the difference between a woman of power and a b*tch looking for a free ride.

ok my day is officially f*cked up, why do i have to see some guys picture of his dick out when im reading journals?

J*udasTree...great joul entry. its plenty of little c*nts on this site that need to be reading this and getting it past their thick ass attitudes and through their thick ass skulls.

checking journals and I see another racist showing that her father is also her uncle. fat white women look for black men because they have no choice, they have to plum the dregs? so black guys are the bottom the barrel? and she was proud to post this ignorance like it made her look cool or something lol. im a white guy and what gets me personally is this stupid inbred f*ck is most likely owned by a white guy and if he allows this maggot to just post anything on her profile that she wants how much control does he have over this crack wh*re? well actually shes a switch who needs to go submissive so someone can put a lock on that cocky mouth. this loser is making jokes about fat women when her body looks like that of a 12 year old english boy. tits are so far apart they seem to be more in her arm pits than chest. this ignorant piece of sh*t brags about how much mail she recieves. this is one of these f*cks that only want attention so when you message this used condom filling up her message box just know that none of you are ever going to really get to play with this trash. now nobody talks about fat women as much as i do but that has never caused a civil war, a s*it load of death and centuries of bulls*it i dont care to mention. this is 2010 you f*cking idiots give the racism a rest.

if you check journal entries regularly you will notice a pattern of young 19 to 23 or so year old dommes popping up...and they all either want money or gifts. guys you cant be stupid enough to send these little girls what they are asking for. how are you dominant at 19? they either still live at home with their parents or on campus...and the parents are paying for that. if you dont control your own life you are in NO position to assume control of another. guys DONT BE A SUCKER. if you want to be dominated by a woman let it be by a real ADULT WOMAN who has experience and know how not some little girl who doesnt know anything but how to beg. these are little materialistic girls who desperately want to keep up with the latest trends and allowance or dunking fries at wendys dont produce enough cash to buy a $700.00 dollar purse or an $1800.00 pair of boots every 3 months. you silly little b*tches cant keep up with the kardashians/paris hilton because you dont have kardashian/paris hilton cash. get some more years and real time experience behind you before you decide to play pro domme, right now what you need is a rich stupid boyfriend or a job...or a second job.

and for you female supremacist...omg!!!, if you are so f*cking supreme why do you have to shout it from the mountain tops? why do you have to tell people this crap everyday? I will tell you why, because nobody gave a sh*t when you shouted it yesterday at street level, nobody gives a sh*t today and nobody is going to give a sh*t tomorrow so keep your all mighty supreme mouth shut.

another worthless c*unt crossed a good friend of mine here on cm, now he may be to classy to tell this trash off but im not, so being the d*ck that i am i ripped this fu*cker a brand new one. ahhhhhh i feel good today.

wtf is going on here? are there really people sending amazon gift cards, gifts and wiring money to these little 19 and 20 year old gold digging little sh*ts? dont you know that there is nothing dominant about an 18 year old, or even a 22 year old? dominant what? wtf is wrong with you dumb ass people? if you want to do this for someone then do it for a pro domme or mature skilled domme...both who at least have enough years of living that they could master their craft so you get the satisfaction of serving a true dominant female. what has a 19 year old had the time and life experience to craft...how to jiggle her young perky tits is your dumb face and beg? she knows most of you think with your little head and thats what they count on...thats not the lifestyle, thats a young tramp suckering an old or desperate fool.

and how many fakes can this site have? how stupid or desperate do you have to be to not be able to tell the difference between a fake and someone real? are you really so desperate that you would fool yourself when you really know better? no one from nigeria is a smoking hot caucasian with top model photos. everyone has a cell phone...everyone. everyone has more than one pic...everyone. there is no such place as bronx, nevada or detroit, west africa. there IS a memphis, egypt but what are the odds of a heidi klum look alike from there looking for everything from a dominant man or woman, online romance, roommate, dom/dom couple and everything else they can fit on the page as what they are seeking? I understand that this is a free site but damn...use your heads.

if you cant find a good master or dominant where you are then look elsewhere. sometimes you have to look a little further than where you want to get what you want. I see many subs and slaves dont want to relocate but if your city or town doesnt have who you want but the guy 2 states over is perfect for you then pack your bags and go to your happiness. all this bull about guys can get you and do something to you is just a scared excuse, the guy you met at the store, the guy next door or even the guy you have known for years can do something to you.

silly little boys, youre tired of these boys, the boys on here arent worth anything ok, newsflash, STOP F*CKING AROUND WITH BOYS. it takes a GROWN MAN to dominate, it takes a GROWN MAN to be a Master. a 22 year old boy cant dominate anything and he hasnt been alive long enough to have mastered skill to be considered a Master. you little young ignorant girls need to wake up, you want to be dominated right? you want to be owned by a real Master, someone who can train you to be a real slave instead of just labeling yourself by that title and having no idea of what it is? heres what you do, start looking for a grown man and you wont have to worry about silly little boys anymore.

(theme from jaws plays) Im baaaaaaaack (evil laughing).

lets see how many of these whiny subs and slaves I can piss off with this one, if a guy sends you a pic of his cock just shut the f_uck up and admire it, you dont see us guys complaining about all the big droopy tits around here lmfao.

even on collarme there are pushy religious people...just cant get away from them. I am Christian myself but damn, I dont push it on anyone or insult people. dont come on the site and critisize by saying whats not wholesome. if you are weary of seeing the "other things" besides wholesomeness on this site then you are obviously on the wrong site stupid. there are Christian sites where you should be a member of, spreading your feelings where they might matter because believe me on CM THEY DO NOT . this place is for gays, lesbians, bi sexuals, transexuals, poly, pain lovers, pain givers, people who like to be pissed on and a long list of other happy as f_ucking hell freaky kinky people such as myself, thats why we have a profile here so do us all a favor and keep the bible out of this and go somewhere else with your polite insults you annoying, insane irritating f_ucks.

when you young girls only want young doms it proves how inexperienced and silly you really are...you are asking for trouble. being childish b_tches disrespecting the older doms by calling them grandpa and geezer, or saying that you dont want someone old enough to be your father...but that older dom is what you need. I know you want a hot and sexy new moon twighlight cast member but thats something you should look for out in the street or even a date site, this is bdsm where skill is what counts because not having skill can end in someone getting seriously hurt. you want a little ruff sex just get youself a ruff boyfriend,  a young inexperienced dom wannabe just isnt the way. it takes years of practice and experience to develop the skill to torture breast, use bull whips or electricity without causing serious damage or even death...do you think a young guy has this over an older guy? being young, if you really consider yourself living the life you need someone who can teach and train you to be the best at what you are sub or slave.  I am going to get a lot of flack from young doms and subs for this message but really...you have had 3 or 4 girls who get a kink from you telling them how to give you head against a guy whos trained dozens girls and women over years time. or you little silly girls wanna be in bdsm because its exciting and new to you which is cool and awesome and o.m.g like totally...until this boy opens a gash in that pretty butt cheek that wont stop spewing blood and is going to require 100 stitches...when you hear the cracking of your tail bone because he hit you too hard with a wooden paddle...or when he puts too many volts to you and stops your heart...wheres grandpa when you need him?

well over 200 pounds...ugly...basically shreks wife who was interesting because just by reading her profile you would expect megan fox or some playboy centerfold. i will not tollerate this and that, you will get deleted, i am very outspoken and will tell you exactly whats on my mind, you dont like it i dont care...you dont care??? i may not seem like a submissive but...but what? hell no you dont seem like a submissive...if you had to mention that then you know you dont. You should be as nice and sweet as possible unless you are expecting a very old man or someone as unattractive as yourself...but no,  you want some young strapping stud with  6 pack abs dont you? unattractive...bad attitude...garbage talking...unrealistic...are any doms really contacting these people? if so how desperate can these doms be? 

I have made friends with some pretty awesome people here. one who is a Pro Domme shared a very funny email with Me from a male sub who didnt feel that he should tribute, when She rejected him he became childishly furious with name calling and trash talking...We both laughed until Our sides hurt. later I read a few journals because they amuse me when I started to notice that there are alot of sub guys bitter and angry about Pro Dommes. Most of the Pro Dommes I have befriended and gorgeous women...then I took a look at the subs who were angry, that is the ones who at least had a picture up and I see why they are upset. A vanilla woman that attractive would not give these guys the time of day unless they were "generous" on car note day so why would they feel that a hot Domme wouldnt demand tribute for her services?...and I am referring to the Dommes who are of age, how much skill and experience in Domination could an 18 or 19 year old possibly posess to consider herself a pro? I see a few refer to Pro Dommes as prostitutes when the ones I know dont sell their bodies...their SERVICE is for hire. when a mechanic charges you to fix your car is he a prostitute? if he charges too much you dont have to accept...take your car to a shade tree mechanic, problem is that if you want it done to your satisfaction you take it to a "Pro" and you pay that mechanic what he asks...or end up stuck on the side of the road. not saying that regular Dommes are not hot because I know quite a few on collarme that are very beautiful and looking for a good male sub or slave, Im just saying instead of acting like a spoiled child and throwing themselves on the floor kicking and screaming just go find a regular Domme, wouldnt that be the obvious thing to do? you are shooting way too high for what you want. if you look like michael moore dont expect to get pamela anderson  unless you are actually the filthy rich michael moore...lets be real here, all unattractive guys who have hot women are what?...rich.

Oh damn, the ego of some of these submissives are just unimaginable. and these slaves??? forget about it. why am i attracting these types? my profile clearly states that I dont want anything to do with them. first of all, if you are complaining about not finding a Dom but your profiles reads, I will NOT, I am NOT, YOU dont etc., all the way down the freakin page My God...do you really think its the Doms? Given yes there are plenty of fakes on here, there are also plenty of real Doms here so maybe you should lighten up, get off your pedistol and give your gigantic ego a fucking break or expect to be looking a loooooooong time capiche??? And you slaves, oh my freakin God lets clear this up, a slave is PROPERTY...PROP-RRRRRRR-T and has NO rights thats why a slave is referred to as IT. name one era in history where a slave could have an acceptable list of demands??? if the household is poly, bi or strait...if your master is into scat, water sports or beating you with the carcass of dead woodland creatures IT DOESNT F*CKING MATTER...if you consider yourself as slave then you are open for anything, no limits, no gender. if you disagree with this then maybe you should change your status to sub.