i'm a lowly sock smelling worm who is readily available for all and any Women to make fun of me, laugh at me, and use me for Their amusment and entertainment. If i am lucky enough to be allowed to smell Their socks when They are done with me, then that is my reward. If They choose to deny me that lowly privilage, just so They can laugh at me some more, then at least i will have gotten to amuse Them a little more.
Hope i find some takers....