Do you find yourself lost and alone without someone to guide you? Is your life missing some form of control? Do you feel adrift in the sea of life without a destination? Contact me, and I'll tell you what you need to do. If you're lucky and you pay for the privilege, I might even give you my cell phone number and let you call me. I don't care if you're male or female, what ethnic background you come from, I will take your leash and guide you through life.