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-If you cannot meet me halfway and in real life using your own money, after making your own decisions once your trust accepts the idea do not contact me. -If you need to relocate asap and need money for gas do not contact me -If you need money to bring your "precious" belongings with you to a first meeting do not contact me. -If your phone has been disconnected do not contact me. -If you cannot cam and chat with video and voice do not contact me - it is likely you're a male in a crazy fantasy land. -If you want me to join a verified cam site to chat with you do not contact me. -If you have a car you cannot and will not abandon do not contact me. -If you are in legal trouble and need help do not contact me. -If you are the size of a volkswagon beetle or an Austin Mini do not contact me. (big and beautiful are not words that belong together without exception) -If you have the words "lil" - "little" - "tiny" - "baby" -"girl" and other such descriptive phrases in your screen name and are seeking a daddy - do not contact me. It is a 95% certainty you are not even close to fitting any of the above descriptive terms and only your real father could actually be 100% accepting (unconditional postive regard is a myth that does not exist in real life). -If you seeking extracurricular activity outside your marriage or in addition to your current vanilla relationship do not contact me. -If you want only an online relationship (oxymoronic no?) or to have cyber and/or cam sex do not contact me. Why bother? -If you must have another person such as a mentor or master or anyone else approve me so that you can talk to me or to chat/email me or negotiate with me do not contact me. (smiles - reminds me of the song lyrics: "Think for yourself if you can little girl.") -If you smoke, drink excessively, do any illegal drugs or have ANY disease do not contact me. -If you are bisexual and/or a switch do not contact me. (Smiles - Is a bisexual switch merely someone who is willing to do anything or do anybody to have an orgasm?) -If you are poly or seek to be one of many sisters in submission/slavery do not contact me. If I wanted "mia noi" situations I'd live in Thailand where many would also cost me less, the better service from my women would be kinkier and hassle free, and even the food would be better. -if you think slavery and/or submisson in the modern world is anything more than a consensual type of relationship or sexual play do not contact me. -Please possess minimum skills using correct grammar. I udnerstand typographical errors however I find ignorance is neither sexy nor interesting despite the size of your breasts or your willingness to say you have "no limits." And while education is a plus education does not equate to intelligence. -Please possess a decent amount of mental health. By that i mean mental health that is closer to excellent and adaptable (gooder -lol) mental health than it is to stark raving mad mental health (borderline personality disorders are not fun). Now that I have eliminated the undesirables on collarme I am ready for the remaining ten women with profiles here who meet the above criteria to contact me. So I endlessly await with great impatience in front of my computer for "the ten." smiles
2/24/2012 9:00:28 AM

Someone expressed frustration about the large number of twats on collarme me - I wrote and said: 

 

In the USA, twat is a term used to describe females. in describing my experiences with the twats on collarme I prefer the phrase: "Dumbass scamming lying idiotic full of shit cunt bitches whose ancesters are all offspring from daughters and their fathers." It rolls off the tongue better and releases more frustration.

12/28/2011 11:00:40 AM

Sheesh - 50 year old women who want to wear diapers and have a daddy - women who call themselves pain pig masochists who want tender loving dominants to encourage their emotional and intellectual growth  -  women (men?) without cams or microphones who will not share photos but will do anything you want and obey every order you could ever type for them - or anyone seeking a long term relationship as a slave without rights and imput with a nice man -  

 

whatever happened to women who simply like to be helpless, tied up and fucked while forgetting all these needs to work out extra psycological issues like daddy, perception, reality and anger? lol - or where are the normal ones like me?

MistressBizzarre
 
 Age: 23
 Chicago, Illinois