I an Italian American Indian, that's tall, dark, and handsom, well 2 out of 3 ain't bad. It worked for meat loaf . I'm also a Disabled American Veteran.(DAV) I walk with a cane and always have my miniature schnauzer with me. I've never been known as normal and have no plans to start now. People are always saying you're something else. My reply is wouldn't it be ashame if no one ever found out what else I was. If kindness were illegal would more people use it? I'm an award-winning artist that can't draw, a jockey that doesn't ride, and I know I'm intelligent, because everyone’s always telling me what a smart ass I am. My friends say I’m so original if I were to copy I’d have to copy off myself. I also have a female dog and a male cat, which gives me a bitch that’s a real dog and a pussy that’s a real dick. I think life is something to laugh at an if you can't have fun and enjoy yourself why do it. Some girls beg & some girls borrow, some girl’s lead & some girls follow, some bring joy & some bring sorrow, but all the best girls know how to, SUCK AND SWALLOW!!