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| I used to have a dog. It's name was Mutt.
Yeah, I know it's not a very imaginative name but as it was as thick as two short planks I doubt if it would have been able to respond to a longer name.
If you don't think it was stupid then I give this as an example: One day Mutt was sitting in its basket contentedly chewing a large bone which still had quite a lot of meat on it. I called its name and as it got up its leg fell off.
If you are either stupid enough believe that story or you don't understand the joke , then you are exactly the sort of moron I'm looking for.
You see. I was looking to get another dog but then I thought it would be better to get a pet that was at least capable of taking itself out for a walk ( Either with or without a collar and lead.) and it might be nice if it was intelligent enough to communicate in anything other than a series of barks.
So if you are female, preferably human and still possess all your limbs then I might be interested in hearing from you.
Stephen
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I intended to put a photo of me on here but my computer has decided to delete them all instead. I cant fix the problem so there will be no photos until I can take my computer to the repair shop.
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