Killing and maiming multiple birds with one stone this beautiful weekend.

All submissive interviews will be held today and tomorrow. If you have not been informed of a call or meeting the ship has sailed w/out you! All aboard this wild ride are expected to impress. Bring your tap shoes, boys...it's time to DANCE!

I am still looking to add one more submissive to my collection. So many of you clearly cannot read or follow basic instruction, so as to save my own time weeding though the heaps of internet garbage I will elaborate:

1) YES, you have permission to apply! Stop messaging me just to ask if you may submit your qualifications; if you fit what I've outline just do it.

2) NO, I am NOT a Professional Domme. NO, I will not blackmail you. NO, I will not let you serve in some half-assed way around your schedule. And for the love of god NO I am not interested in watching your hairy ass perform on webcam.

3) Assuming I like what you have written and agree to further test you for compatibility I will be asking you for a phone number to interview. If you are not comfortable providing such do not apply.

Ta!

I don't want to speak with male dominants; respect my wishes and ignore me as I do you. Additionally, I am not some naive child who will buy the "i'm not a dom" line when you clearly advertise yourself as such. Puke.