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| Ok, So, I'm a submissive/switch virgin guy (which at my age isn't exactly the usual thing, but i digress) and I'm looking for a patient smart fun witty sexy and all the other usual adjectived woman to, um, I would say break me out of my shell but not only is that cliche, that is way too demanding for you, so instead i'll just say make me a cake with a file in it so that i can break out of my shell with your aid, and so that i have something sweet to eat in the meantime cause, well, cake is yummy. I do have pics, i'm just painfully shy (like ow! I stubbed my self worth sort of shy) so if you are interested i can procure my pics and lob them to you. So, yeah, um, I'm gonna stop here cause if you read this far and your eyes aren't bleeding then you'll probably (hopefully, maybe, please?) talk to me to find out more about me and so i can find out things about you (and also cause long essay length profile texts get rather dull and boring, and sometimes quite narcissistic too) So i say adieu for now... Adieu (gesundheit)
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