OK deleted unread annoys the hell out of me!!

Ignorant people.

There are a few people on here who should listen to this song by Aretha Franklin 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FOUqQt3Kg0

I think I might start sending it to the ignorant people as an email

Joke of the Day - 11th April 2013

Q. What's the difference between a masochist and a shattered lamp?

A. Absolutely nothing if she broke it!

Joke of the Day - 10th April 2013

Little Timmy's mother is cleaning his room when she stumbles upon a huge pile of pornography--very graphic, BDSM stuff.

She brings in his father and shows him.

"What are we going to do?" She asks.

"Well I'll tell you what we're NOT going to do," he replies.

"We're sure as shit not going to spank him!"

Vanilla Relationship

1. Meet and Chat
2. Find interests for boring nights
3. Sleep together
4. Commit to a long term relationship
5. Split up
6. Want to burn the house down
7. Cry

SadoMasochistic Relationship

1. Slap her and make her cry
2. Burn her to see how wet she gets
3. Split her lip
4. Commit her to a long term contract
5. Make her sleep in the cage or floor
6. It's a boring night so make her walk on hot coals
7. Chat to her and tell her she is just a piece of meat

Both similar acts, just in reverse!

Joke of the Day - 9th April 2013

Did you hear about the sadist and the masochist who were stranded together on a deserted island?

The masochist says to the sadist, “Hurt me, hurt me!”

Very calmly, and with a look of satisfying pleasure, the sadist answers, “No.”

Joke of the Day - 8th April 2013

A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac are all sitting on a bench in a mental hospital, bored out of their minds. 

"How about having sex with a cat?" asked the zoophile.

"Let's have sex with the cat and then torture it," says the sadist.

"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it and then kill it," shouted the murderer.

"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it and then have sex with it again," said the necrophile.

"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again and then burn it," said the pyromaniac.
 

Silence took over... and the masochist says:

"Meow."

Joke of the Day - 7th April

I used to be into sadism, necrophilia and bestiality.

But I gave it up cos I always felt like I was flogging a dead horse.