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| Hello thank you for getting this far I'm I'm extremely sad
Im a virgin at 50 but i believe in hope
apart from being really sad i like to go out and get completely wasted
strap me to a bar give me a funnel and 20 pints I'm fine
I'm looking for a well educated refined woman with a big house,relocating won't be a problem believe me ... as long as theres a pub nearby which opens all night and theres a few fights in between
of course if you have loads of booze at your place even better,you won't have to hold me up while I'm throwing up all over the place
Im fat as fuck don't believe in exercise or walking far unless to a taxi,the bus stop is too far away
my diet consists of any thing which includes lard
chips and lard is my favourite
Ive never done a days work in my life instead i watch jeramy kyle all day..and getting fatter and more minging,but at least i feel good sometimes
life can't be better
in fact i can't be on long here i need to sign on in the morning and look sober which is a real pain in the arse i tell you so if your interested give me a shout
in fact I'm a real pain in the arse too...
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