Look don't be sending me a list of things you like sexually. I get it, you're into BDSM - that's why we're here folks. Have some basic manners and try to make a point of serving me, getting to know me and making me happy. Stop this self involved fantasy you have going on and try to find a more humble way to approach people.

Men are such stupid and primitive creatures. Misogynistic idiots who claim that women are bound to their emotions. No sweetheart, we're using them against you because you're weak willed and have no idea how to hold your own, let alone navigate me.

We all reach that inevitable point in life; to cut ones hair off or leave it long.

There is no stranger feeling than being awake alone in your friends new house. Nothing is familiar and it's always too quiet.

I'm really just at the point where it's like if you're not going to tribute me I'm just going to stop replying. People who claim to be submissive somehow walk around with this idea that they're *~special snowflakes~* but in reality most of you are just full of shit.

Do you think sending me a message detailing how attractive you find me makes me hot under the collar? Do you think I am some 15 year old school girl with no experience? You are nothing special and I don't need your empty compliments to validate my self image. I don't need a horny idiot filling up my inbox half-hearted crap. Yuck.

I am far too tired to bother talking with time-wasters this evening. A mixture of heat and sleep deprivation make me very unenthusiastic. I suppose it's to be expected.