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Are YOU looking for a position as a Roman-style house slave?
- Wearing humble clothing and shackles (or other suitable restraints) whenever in the house
- Standing silently in the corner, for hours on end, waiting patiently for an opportunity to please your master
- Keeping your eyes below the waist level of any free person
- Working to complete menial tasks, such as cooking, cleaning, ironing - whenever your master has something more important to do
- Waiting at the foot of the table until your master has finished eating, before begging permission to eat for yourself
- Sleeping in a confined space
- Accepting a fair and just punishment whenever the master is displeased
Picture related. It's a book all of you ought to have read, but probably never have, having instead filled your minds with that rubbish by she-who-must-not-be-named.
Me? Since I'm not yet the leading industrialist in Britain, I'm reluctantly obliged to treat my work colleagues with a measure of respect. It's no fun at all.
Which is where you come in, oh aspiring slave. The only job requirements are that you be single (I mean, really single), service orientated (not interested in whatever gives you your thrills, apologies), mature and available (I mean, really available, not planning to turn up whenever you feel like it.)
I'm not interested in anything even vaguely scatological. Not interested in deceiving your partner. Not interested in online domination. Sorry for any disappointment.
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