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  Serious-Sublime-Superior Slave sought

I do mean all of that. If you think a slave is a door mat--I am not the one! If you think a slave is weak--I am not the one! If you think you are broken and need some one to put you together--I am not the one. If you are looking for someone to define you--guess what?--yup!--I am not the one. I feel I am one of the best and you dam well should feel that way about yourself. You may not have all the little nuances down pat--not a problem, as each relationship must define itself--for itself.I will teach you how to serve me.

I want someone who is service oriented--for real. That means I will not run around this house behind you in full makeup thigh high boots and a crop to get you to do --anything --period. I do not have the strength or desire to beat your ass every day. I would rather have a v-8! I will support you in your goals and endeavors and see to it that they are achieved as that too would serve me. ( this does not translate to I am taking care of a lazy ass whose goal is to ponder the meaning of life ok!) I will protect you and be responsible to you. ( not the same as responsible for you--except when appropriate-if you do not know the difference--I am not the one!)

I want to learn from you just as well as I will teach you.( not to be confused with topping from the bottom) I have not a care as to your gender color or size--but you best be able to keep up with me. I am concerned with your character, your heart, and your values and the open mind you must possess.

5/21/2008 5:07:53 AM
 
"Peel Me A Grape"

Peel me a grape, crush me some ice
Skin me a peach, save the fuzz for my pillow
Talk to me nice, talk to me nice
You've got to wine and dine me

Don't try to fool me bejewel me
Either amuse me or lose me
I'm getting hungry, peel me a grape

Pop me a cork, french me a fry
Crack me a nut, bring a bowl full of bon-bons
Chill me some wine, keep standing by
Just entertain me, champagne me
Show me you love me, kid glove me
Best way to cheer me, cashmere me
I'm getting hungry, peel me grape

Here's how to be an agreeable chap
Love me and leave me in luxury's lap
Hop when I holler, skip when I snap
When I say, "do it," jump to it

Send out for scotch, call me a cab
Cut me a rose, make my tea with the petals
Just hang around, pick up the tab
Never out think me, just mink me
Polar bear rug me, don't bug me
New Thunderbird me, you heard me
I'm getting hungry, peel me a grape
2/23/2008 7:39:47 AM
What a day what a day. The snow has gone the ice is cute as long as I only have to look at it. So much to do and it will all only take place in my mind cause I do not feel like doing shit! so I won't----where the hell is that sissy maid when you need her--probably out slutting around, giving up the hole out of both lacy frilly drawer legs!
Hey what can I say --what a day!
10/9/2007 1:05:47 PM
I am writing a public apology to someone. I do so hope they read it. I was to meet them monday for lunch. I did not get back to Baltimore monday and did not have a phone number to contact them nor a computer to try to do so on here. I humbly apologize little one, rudeness was not my intention. As a Mistress I believe I must suck it up and say oops f* ked up on that one , sometimes. --it does happen! I take full responsibilty for My actions as I do those who serve Me. 
6/16/2007 3:02:42 PM
aahhhhh ooops did I use vulgarity??? Dam!!!
6/16/2007 3:01:55 PM
Mistress ova here yelling Her safeword---RED RED RED!!!!
I am overwhelmed, inundated  and completly pissed off with self proclaimed uber slaves spouting words of praise and desires to serve when in fact they are full of more shit than a community toilet bowl. Oh Mistress anything , anything to please you--you ask something and it turns into well I would rather not do that ,or I rather just do this--????---now if I said hey come over here get on your knees put you head between my legs or come here and let me stick My cock in your arse then --then they would come hopping . HELLOOO there is more to this than that--- those are the treats. what the fuck are you going to do to get the treats????--Please stop wasting my very precious time. DO NOT BORE ME!
6/5/2007 6:15:18 AM
I t is very difficult not to go directly to vulgarity on this thing---oh baby there are lots of dim bulbs on here---the only light some have must strickly be from the computer screen. I however believe in miracles. I have to, otherwise I would have to go down to the basement and  jump out the window! (I wouldn't want to hurt myself too bad over idiots ya know lol)
5/30/2007 4:58:08 AM
Ok so I have to say , meeting someone of value on here is a bit tuff. Maybe not as bad as trying to nail jello to a tree but it is up there. When I feel this way I wonder just how positive an impact on the scene the computer has been. So many posers. Why does one not just say hey I want to play bs games will you play with me--no big deal--if someone wants to play they will. HOWEVER what the hell is the point of oh yes Madame I want to serve you--and then they become casper the f*ing ghost before you even hear thier voice--they just want to play computer jack off---not necesarily a bad game but hellllllllooooo can we work consensual ova heya!!!! puuullleeezzz--dam it! Now other than the rant life is good. I am so loving baltimore.
4/2/2007 4:42:45 PM
I have been told I am difficult to get along with. Well you know what that is very true. I am if you BS Me. I do what I say I will  do--I even go the extra mile , I choose to let that be a surprise. Therefore I am looking for the other person to keep up their part of the deal--and if you do not and there is no real reason for it--I am going to call you on it--and talk about you badly to your face. Now some may say that is without tact--well I concur--it is. Here is the thing I would rather be known as She who is without tact than She who is without honor!!!!
3/31/2007 1:13:35 PM
I am working feverishly putting My new home together. So many boxes , so little time. Where is a good slave when you need one??
fidgety
 
 Age: 26
 Little Rock, Arkansas