Right - lets get a few things clear:-

RULES

Absolutely noone over the age of 107 - this is non negotiable

Noone under 3' 7" - this is a deal breaker

If you dont live on one of the earthly continents - then plz do not contact me

If you are NOT a woman man couple TS/TV girl boy - then plz do not contact me

Last but not least if your name begins with a letter outside of the alphabet - do not contact me

OK Rules done - but just to say - if you are going to message then plz include some characters - consonants & vowels will do