"50 ways to please your Mistress"
Tell me ....how many ways can you count to please your mistress?"
1. Do your dishes. Wash them with hand not the dishwasher to save you electricity and the environment.
2. Vacuum the carpets and clean them of any coffee or wine stains and keep them spotless.
3. Walk your dogs or clear the cat litter if you do own pets.
4. Do your laundry by sorting each piece of clothing and doing them in batches to keep the clothes in perfect condition. They after all will be touching my owner and deserve the most care.
5. Learn to cook your favorite dishes.
6. Draw a nice warm bath in the morning or when you return back from a long day.
7. Be your bath attendant waiting hand and foot to attend to any of your needs whether it be a back scrub or patting you dry.
8. Clean your heels and boots, polish them well since they will be coming in direct contact with your lovely feet and the ground that you walk on.
9. Do your groceries and make sure all items are in stock so that you can devote your time to things that matter to you. Perhaps talk your boyfriend or watching tv.
10. Mow your lawn andt trim the weeds. I'm a beginner at this but learn quickly.
11. Chauffeur you around town or anywhere else you please.
12. Organize your closet and make sure they always remain the way you like them to be.
13. Kneel behind the door waiting for your arrival and ready to get your jacket and remove your footwear. Fix a drink or coffee depending on your mood.
14. Being a computer engineer, be on top of all things computers and technology and also your email or typing assistant.
15. Wake up before you do and serve you coffee or breakfast in bed as you desire. Wake you up at the right time by kissing your feet or licking you as you please.
16. Curl into a footrest anytime you need something warm to place your feet on.
17. If you smoke, keep your preferred brand in stock and double up as an ashtray.
18. If you have date, have your date dress ready, dress you up in them and keep them house clean and keep myself scarce should you wish to bring him home.
19. Give you long comforting massages at anytime of the day. Take up a massage class or two if needed.
20. To attend to your nails, giving you pedicures and manicures and painting them in the color that suits your mood.
21. Prepare your house for any gatherings or parties and depending on the nature of the gathering make myself available or make myself scare to the guests.
22. Maintain a to-do list of things at all times never forgetting whats next on your list.
23. Clean the bathroom and keep them sparking and hygienic at all times.
24. If you ever fall sick, god forbid, be very attentive to give you the right medication and all the pampering you will need.
25. Make reservations for dinner or a sporting event or whatever else you would need.
26. Make your bed and keep the bed ready for anytime you wish to relax.
27. Stay on top of your favorite TV shows or movies and make sure I record them on your DVR.
28. Should you ever choose to take me out with you to a vanilla event make sure I'm well groomed and proper for the occasion.
29. If you work out, keep your gym wear ready, help keep your fitness goals, promptly wash your soiled clothes. If you need a work out partner, be ready for the same.
30. Should you have dietary needs or food allergy always pick the right and choicest food items. If organic foods are more your thing go to a local farmers market and by fresh produce.
31. Clean and detail your car every week and always hold the door open for you.
32. On your off days, either make myself invisible or be ready as your pain slut to take whatever you may want to relieve your stress.
33. Serve you food on the table or your couch or your bed and clear the dishes once you are done. If any leftovers remain, store them for later or eat them if you'd rather your slave feed on them.
34. Be ready for personal service on those five days of the month. Whether it is to assist you in changing them or disposing them. If you'd rather be private at the very least make sure your essentials are well stocked. Also make you feel special and pampered to alleviate period pain if any.
35. Be your shopping assistant to push your carts, hold your goods and stand in line to checkout.
36. Always be on the lookout for leaks, cracks or problems in the household and bring to your attention at the earliest.
37. Be your guinea pig for anything you want someone to try it out on.
38. If you will be travelling, pack your luggage and make sure you have everything you need for your entire trip. Also make sure you make it to the flight in time by being on top of weather and traffic conditions.
39. Be your personal body guard if you ever have to be at not so safe places or streets.
40. Anytime you have to meet someone unknown or someone through the internet, make sure they are who they are and vet them to ensure your safety.
41. If you'd want to have a financial assistant to manage your finances, make sure your bills are paid on time, your taxes are filed etc.
42. Always be the muscle man doing all the heavy lifting around so that you never bruise yourself or pull a muscle.
43. Answer the doorbell unless otherwise instructed not to. Collect packages , receive people or turn them away based on my training.
44. Maintain the house temperature to your liking and never let it get too hot or too cold. Stock up firewood and maintain the fireplace during the winter.
45. Being that you are in the north, clear the snow constantly and keep the drive way clean and safe to drive.
46. Take out the trashy daily or weekly depending on your usage.
47. Be a confidant to keep your secrets, always have your back and ready to hear you when you need to talk to someone.
48. Provide oral service or otherwise based on how intimate you'd like to get with your slave. I only dream about having sex with my Mistress but most happy bringing pleasure to my Mistress.
49. Learn your needs, desires, interests and preferences constantly and always make sure the owner gets what she wants.
50. Strive to be best pet, slut , servant, toy , property and slave you will ever own.
