BluEyedBlonde loves SPANKING
...my sense of humor is as big as my strapon, "Sir"
(yes that very famous "Sir" from Alt!)
"After all, doesn't every successful relationship represent the triumph of chemistry over baggage? "
~ Author unknown
Expect to enjoy a full life that includes pleasures of BDSM,
SeXy shoes, GirlyGirrl attire, hot nasty SeX
with enough vanilla to keep the neighbors from wondering.
Read my profile, take it as you will, not every activity is for everyone, I'm extremely VERSATILE!
I am Informal: if you insist on Titles 24/7, strict protocols, specific costuming, etc. I am most likely not your girl.
I am ASSertive: squeaky clean ASSplay IS required by all involved parties... giggle...
took me a lifetime for it to be on my "lives for" list, so I can teach you to at least have it make your "likes" list.
If you're not into it, I am definitely not your girl!
TOYS are required, if you don't own any
I most likely won't be interested.
If you enjoy CBT, you must bring your own toys to the playing field & I'll be glad to tell you which to purchase (as if you hadn't already looked online) .
I am very interested in sensual caning, shibari, ropework, and suspension.
May I peek in your toybag? Besides the thrill I get, it's a good indicator of what you think may soon take place, or not.
I am BOLD/shy: I enjoy CONTROL and being controlled. I want it all!!!
I adore being tied up, especially when it's creative and neat. I had a guy tie me into a pink knot bikini... tight & felt amazing. Hell, sloppy & tight works sometimes!
Show me your knots, I'll show you mine.
Most likely if you SUBS: don't have just a bit o' switch in you...I'm not the girl.
I am not Barbie (but I am pretty luscious and REAL)!
Educated, sensual, heteroflexible woman
yearns to learn the secrets of your desires and take them as far as we both are willing.
Not in to wearing leather (it's freaking HOT here!) as much as lingerie...
Prefer tall, athletic, surfer: handsome, well endowed, caring man w/firm hand.
This is not my fantasy, I've had this guy, and it is what works for me ( you want Barbie, and a 20something, no less! I want surfer dude).
Please don't "play" a role to get my attention. Just let it be known the relationship you hope for, and if the chemistry is there, we'll see what we have to work with.
Select (REAL) sub men & femme women desired for my personal pleasures.
Love the athletic men and ultra femme cd/ts/tg's, (straight and/or curious) girls too!
Only respond to messages with pics.
Show me some ass... giggle
I love nice asses!
NOT interested in long distance.
No baby talk or diapers!
NO MARRIED MEN.
If not available weekends or evenings, keep moving! Go back to plenty of fish.�
Honing my socio/psychopath radar: had to get through a few to recognize those bells &
screeeching whistles.
(sorry about the no, no, no's, but the crazies forced my hand!)
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