EDITED TO ADD CAVEATS: If you contact Me and it's only one or two sentences, you will just be blocked, and from then on you'll get a 'profile not found' error.

If you can't read instructions and attach a photo, you'll be blocked.

If you can't keep up with Me in writing, you will bore Me to death in real life. You don't have to write as much as I've written here in my bio, but you DO have to introduce yourself in a manner where I can ascertain some sense of who you are....which means more is better. Men who can't communicate are rather boring. Personal preference, but it IS My preference to see you've taken some time to write Me.

If that takes too much time for you to bother with,

then you're not that interested in Me

and I won't be at all interested in you.

Looking for someone who knows what the meaning of the word slave is. Or at least someone whose definition matches closely with Mine. I'm not interested in a mere submissive. I seek a slave, and everything that entails. Slaves have no rights and no property beyond what their Owners allow them. Slaves have ZERO say in what goes on. Slaves have no control over their finances, free time, privacy, even their careers. Can you really handle that?

(And yes, I do expect to take a long time establishing that kind of trust first, but that is the type of slave relationship I'm seeking. If you already know you can't give up EVERY area of control, please move on. Control IS My number one kink, and I'm only seeking men who can give Me that.)

I'm naturally Dominant, have two part time subs, and am looking to expand to a poly household eventually. For now I'll settle for one live in slave - that is why I'm here. :) As you can see from My likes/dislikes - I have a lot of areas I enjoy. My favorites are listed as 'love it', so be compatible with most of those, or you'd be miserable in My House. Since I've no wish to own perpetually miserable/unhappy/feeling-sorry-for-themselves slaves, it's just best if W/we're compatible in some areas. I will always take a man who is happy to serve, over one whose fantasy it is to be always 'forced' to serve.

I'm brunette, 37, HWP, friendly but not the bubbly outgoing type, and looking for a slave who is highly articulate and has the capability of relocating to live with Me. No, I'm not moving to you, and I don't care if you're a millionaire or own ten local business and you don't want to move. You relocating to Me is non-negotiable, so please be sure you've thought that through completely before contacting Me. Relocating is hard, and not many men are honestly in a position to do it!

Bi or forced bi is a requirement.

If bi is a hard limit for you, W/we're simply not compatible and I wish you luck in your search.

Having an income is also a requirement. No free loaders. Slaves WILL work (in home or outside the home, I don't care), or have other means of income. I don't care how much you make, as long as you're not expecting to live here and just do chores for Me all day long while I pay for your food and bills. If that's all I needed, I could easily find a free live in maid in this area, who probably cleans/cooks better than you do. :P

I'm very capable of maintaining a vanilla relationship to the outside world - there will be times when I need vanilla, so please be able to interact without overt kink on a daily basis. None of that stupid fantasy 'want to be in chains 24/7' BS, please! Also, you will not be walking around My House naked, unless it's during kink, and I have told you to. (I don't want naked male asses on My floors every day; I find it unsanitary.) However, wearing full time collars and/or uniforms is an option I find attractive. There is something about always being able to grab your collar that I find a turn on. ;)

I'm interested in almost every aspect of kink and BDSM, so let Me know what you're most into if your profile doesn't have likes listed. (Though what you're into matters much less to Me than seeing if you can follow orders or not.)

I have pics available, send one of yourself with your FIRST correspondence so I can put a face to your name, and see if you can follow orders properly. Then I will send you Mine. Please don't bother to contact Me if you're going to give a lame excuse why you can't attach a photo. I get too much mail already, most of it from men too chicken shit to put a photo of themselves in. No, I'm not giving you My personal email or skype so you can attach one there. If you've a problem with that just find a different Domme who'll hold your hand while you decide if you can follow orders or not. To Me that's not a slave. If your definition of a slave differs, that's actually great - W/we're just not compatible and it's best to know that sooner rather than later. If you're one of those men who really can't trust someone with one face photo without a lot of chat first, that's fine, too. But then you're so paranoid that I don't want you, so it's a moot point. (C'mon, ppl. The chances of anyone actually knowing you on this site are pretty rare. And I've included most of My face so if you DID know Me, you'd likely be able to tell that already.)

So many of you are scared you're not attractive enough. Jesus. I wouldn't worry too much on this score. I'm not attracted to jerks, no matter how nice they look. And I have been attracted to men who don't consider themselves attractive. Not rich ones, either. Just good men. Your personality is always going to matter more than looks. Prove to Me that you're a good man, that you're sincere, that you're ready to be a slave, and that you're trying to please ME and not yourself. That matters way more than if you look like Brad Pitt or not.

Since the majority of men here aren't in shape, I will say that if you're overweight I'll likely put you on a diet and exercise plan. If you're My property then I see no reason not to. I wouldn't allow a dog to be overweight, because of health reasons. Should I do less for a slave? I expect to stay somewhat in shape for Myself, but also for you because My health affects My ability to be a good Owner - the very least you can do is the same for Me. Your health affects your ability to be a good slave. Should you not be able/willing to follow those plans, you would be released from service.

No slaves who can't/won't give a photo immediately. Paranoid people who have a hard time trusting over something so basic go to the bottom of the pile. But I will tell you what I tell My submissive female friends. Take photos of yourself that aren't used anywhere else on the internet. Use those here, and nowhere else. Then they can't be traced back to your facebook accounts, or anywhere else online where people may find your full name. And think about this; if you met a hot Dom/Domme in real life who asked for a way to contact you, wouldn't you give them that?! Even though they knew your face already, and were far more likely to be able to track you down since they were local to you? Even though it's easier to get info on someone if you have their email or phone number? So why whine over a photo online if someone asks for one?! Nuff said.

No slaves under 30. They're not usually settled enough to make good slaves. ;) Exceptions can be made for those with prior VERIFIABLE experience. (Amazing how many young men here have served Dommes who've passed away and can't be contacted. Hmm. Lots and lots of dead Dommes out there!)

No slaves over the age of 55. No exceptions, no matter how young you think you look. I've yet to decide taking or not taking a slave on basis of looks. This is about service. I've no wish to own a slave who realistically can only give Me another ten or so years of service before I have to start cutting back on what he can do. When I'm over 60, that's when I'll start looking for slaves in that age range. ;)

No slaves currently residents of foreign countries.  Those go straight to bulk/spam, regardless if you're from Canada or Nigeria. I'm only interested in people who can relocate to Me SOON, not two years from now IF the govt is feeling like letting you reside here permanently. :P

NO 'DOMS'. And that's in quotes because a REAL Dom would never bother himself with someone who doesn't want him. Nor does he sulk or insult when he finds he's unwanted. Jesus. Those go to bulk, too, even if you're just asking to be friends. Sorry guys. I'm not here to meet Dom friends, although if your pretend 'Dom' counterparts weren't such idiots, I might consider it.

No slaves who drink, smoke, or use drugs. NONE of those are allowed in My House. You read that right. Not even wine or beer, so be very sure you can live as a SLAVE with no right to drink after work.

Slaves will be STD and drug tested any time I chose. Yes, I get STD tested as well for your peace of mind.

Slaves will undergo a national background and credit checks. It's required for anyone I allow to live with Me. Yes, that means I will be asking for your ID at some point once W/we've decided to meet - where I will verify your age, address, etc. Yes, that means that at some point you're going to be giving Me just as much info as you would if you applied for a job. The new background check even asks for fingerprints. ;) So if you're not willing to eventually give out your address or let Me see a DL - move on. I'm not letting a stranger live in My HOUSE without checking who he says he is, and without assuring he doesn't have $60,000 in debt before I ask him to live here permanently. :P After you get to know Me this will seem less daunting, and no, I never ask for personal info right away. I will wait until it's already pretty much set that you're coming here.

No slaves who can't get along with all races/religions/personalities. This should be obvious but as a slave you have NO say in who I pick for My Household. So you have to get along with others. If you can't, you'll leave immediately. You don't have to like everyone. You DO have to get along and work WELL with them!

No slaves who can't almost immediately visit or relocate (within a few months after W/we get to know each other - and yes, I can chat every day). So many men seem to want to chat for a year+ while they get their life sorted; finish schooling, go through a divorce, pay off debt, change careers, tend to sick parents, etc. Contact Me when you are available, not while you're getting your act together! I don't mind writing to you. I love it. But I don't want to be your pen pal for a year before you're ready to move forward!

Questions? Just ask. I encourage conversation, and I love questions. I do seriously love to write. It's nice when I find men who also enjoy it, and who are capable of in depth conversation. You don't have to ask My permission to ask a question, and nothing is too personal - I answer anything you want to know as long as I think you're a serious candidate and not just some wanker. ;)

Phone/Skype is available AFTER I conclude you are a viable candidate, so don't bother to ask. I will tell you when I'm interested in taking it to that level. Yes, cam verify is fine, and expected if you're not local. AFTER I ask for it. Guess what happens if you ask for it? That's when I realize you're pretty bad at following directions. So guess how interested I'll be in you then?

My personality in this profile is rather curt, yes. I'm weeding out the men who just aren't what I want - which is probably 95% or more of the men on here. In real time, I'm fairly laid back, provided you're not incompetent, lazy, or just plain bad at taking directions. I'm also sadistic, although not overly so. I also don't let My sadism define Me. I don't have to give pain to be happy, so if you can't handle pain well there may still be a place in My house for you.

Can I be loving? Certainly. I enjoy it with the right kind of personalities. And I downright adore the kind of men who can be romantics...they're fairly rare these days. ;)

Can I own a slave who doesn't want his Domme to love him? Of course! Those types are easier in some regards, although both have pros and cons.

Can you have a personality and not 'be a robot'? Sure! As long as your personality doesn't interfere with getting things done when and how I say to do them.

Want to hang around Me all day or night when you're home, or do chores and retire straight to your room like a good maid/butler? I've no preference, so either way is fine.

Do you see yourself as a chastity slave? As a sex slave? A cuckold? A service slave? A masochist? None of that matters in who I pick. I can mesh with most slave types, as there is a HUGE amount of kink I enjoy. Kink is not about one fetish for Me, or one fantasy, or one type of person.

In short, what 'type' of slave you are matters very little to Me.

I enjoy finding what you like and dislike, and bending that to meet what I need. That can be done with almost all manner of slaves. What's hard is finding personalities that are true slaves, who follow direction, and who can get along with others.

But make no mistake, I won't tolerate men who can't/won't follow direction without hesitation and without attitude. That is My number one requirement, and that's why the profile is written the way it is.

I wish everyone luck in finding someone compatible.