12/26/2015 12:40:09 PM: Public Service Announcement: Having a tiny dick doesn't make you a HERMAPHRODITE. Having a tiny dick makes you inadequate. No Hate Mail - I just had a traumatic message exchange where I had to actually explain that simple concept.

10/13/2014 10:17:07 AM: Did I mention how important is it to use sites like TinEye to verify that the vixen of your dreams, the amateur porn love puppy 3 holed wonder, with no self esteem who will submit to YOU and only to YOU and who will do your bidding is not a 45 year old flabby shut in living in his mother's basement dreaming of a life where he can be the girl he just knows is trapped inside but can't get out because mama makes him wash his dirty mind with hymns and his dirty body and hands with chlorine...   I wonder how effective it would be to have CollarSpace come up with a 'Seeking: Mental Masturbation and Living a Lie' option.  Would the trolls and shut-ins use it or is the lie just as important as the wanking?   

12/15/2012 7:51:52 PM: If you appear on my Favorites List... don't take it personally. I use the list as a bookmarking tool. Don't email me complaining that I haven't written. I usually don't. And I don't do Friends on here - you won't be the exception.

11/14/2012 12:31:57 PM: I had an exchange with a local 'girl' who appeared to live less than 30 minutes away from me - and that's taking Atlanta traffic into account.     This 'girl' was full of information about the local scene up to and including talking about people that I actually know, good friends of mine actually.   So I respond with... 'Wow! Small world - I can't wait to ask **** all about you and I plan to give her shit because I can't begin to imagine why she'd fail to mention YOU when I asked her LAST NIGHT about why I should venture back out into the local scene.'    LMAO... was I surprised to find that the lowlife, scum sucking, mouth breather pulled the profile?  No, no I was not.      I really am disappointed by the lack of initiative shown by the lying, mental masturbating trolls on this site.   I am actually missing the 'send me travel money' Asshat McDouchebags - they at least made an effort to create interesting back stories.           

11/9/2012 5:34:41 PM: The number of mental masturbating losers on this site shouldn't surprise me - and in reality it doesn't. What does surprise me is the number of mental masturbating losers who actually send me messages - me of the fetish for Voice Verification. I will no longer be responding to messages from anyone who doesn't provide a means to voice verify in their message to me.