So here is me in about shell. I'm a panda.... I like to sleep and eat and sleep and sleep and when I'm grumpy I can Be dangerous. The MCO part is cause I work in the unholy airport here and deal with some of the second biggest idiots I've seen except for the ones here. 

I have absoutly no intention to relocate. I have no interest in cyber and no clue what on earth any woman would want with a submissive male...

if you you can get past all of this I'll take a Venti Caramel Frappacino please...