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So where are all the princesses who need the wicked ol witch to put them under her spell? Or better yet, to steal them away from those godawful dull princes and put them to work cleaning her (admittedly stolen) glass slippers and ruby shoes? 1

If you can handle overly loud Dollyrots and Metric playing in the background while I laugh at the position youve gotten yourself into on my floor, then maybe youre worth wasting an enchantment or two.

You didnt need that free will anyway, did you? I mean, really?

And the obvious disclamers

- Dudes, Im gay. That means I want you up in me the same way you want your favorite linebacker taking you from behind. No guys.

- This is the internet. Nobody trusts anybody. Ill get to know you first before I decide if youre ready to handle me in person.

- Impress me. You can do that with words. Clever, sexy, well thought out, words. Oxford comma optional but prefered.

Dont waste my time. Except, yknow, being a perfect little witchs thrall.

1 Yes, I know that they are really silver in the books. The books rule, but more of you are going to know the movie. See how I lower myself culturally to try to entice you?