Collarspace

Ever so slowly shrinking fat girl (UK 20), who wears blankies as capes and can nap for England. Liberal, Quorn eating type who would love to give Jeremy Corbyn a cuddle. In a long term open relationship with a lovely switch. Im listed as submissive and thats a good blanket term to how I identify, but I feel like I fall into other subcategories and also have a very tiny dominant streak. Due to the small scale of said streak, switch doesnt fit me.

During the previous version of my profile I received so many messages of outrage after I crowned myself a Mario Kart champ. Look, after you come first in a string of online races your ego inflates, okay? So sue me. Occasional gamer, self confessed book hoarder and Peep Show quoter. Bad plant mum, owner of a pretty awful bullet journal and the kind of person who falls up stairs.

Please dont message me if youre purely looking for someone to fuck or expect a girl to fall at your feet almost instantly. Im not a doormat. I kind of hate referring to myself as sapiosexual because it sounds pretentious as fuck, but if you dont like to get into someones mind and probe a brain, I probably wont be interested.

I dont really want to go on about Ds and specific kinks here because I much prefer to have a conversation with someone and explore things that way. Apparently this has given people the impression that Im prude (HA!) or left them confused as to why Im here since Im so clearly vanilla... Just because I havent broadcast to the CS population what gives me drippy knickers doesnt mean Im not suitably filthy, you fools.

Im not here hunting down anything specific like a lot of people seem to be. I really am just seeing what comes my way and going with it. Sometimes its just nice to know you have perverse common ground with a person and a friendship from there haha!

Drop me a message - just dont judge me when CS inevitably glitches, butchers my original text and removes all punctuation. *Insert eye roll here*