4/3/2018 3:06:22 AM: I was told, and he swears it was a joke and meant to be funny, That I look like Jack White or Brian Warner ( Marylin Manson) and if I am satan... All I could think was fuck,Why couldn't you say Keanu Reeves?  It has to be my pale skin tone and black hair for this madness . 

12/21/2017 5:27:57 PM: I gave my last 14 dollars yesterday to a lady holding a sign that read '3/boys @ home anything can help god bless'. As I became a on looker of the cars behind me , she scored more cash from 2 other cars at that stop light.... I need to stand on the side of a intersection holding a sign that says ' Need gym membership & personal trainer , Lords knows I need the help'

11/15/2017 6:44:10 AM: A few days ago,during one of my sleepless nights  I listed multiple pairs of Jordans on ebay, I guess being 5'9 with huge feet,  trying to impress my all black classmates in elementary school pays off.  1996-1998 is considered 'vintage' .... I love sneaker heads.Update: My mother confirmed that I was 5'10' in the 4th grade and during 5th grade i was wearing a size 10 in mens. Oh yeah,I got like over 1,200 for old shoes,who knew? hehe

11/8/2017 12:46:04 AM: Haven't worked in what seems like forever! Need to look for a job,but man i swear rebuilding floors and drywall is like a full time job itself.  I surprised myself with what hidden talent i could accomplish. On the other hand,i could just use my long time subs to support me,just feel lame as fuck doing that! ugh,why are doctors so perverse ? Lil bob offered to pay 500 bucks every 40 pounds i forced him to lose and 100 every 5 or 10 pounds? I remember when we use to play at the clinic, he is alway down for the most humiliating and degrading things,he constantly has to 1 up every other slave i would tell him i was playing with at the time,I made him shit and piss in his starbucks venti cup and drink it all day,he crouched down in his lab coat,pants to his ankles and feared patients walking in.. Sometimes i wish it was back to the old days when he wasnt married and we both lived at our parents house,him thinking he was hot shit driving a beamer and me telling him to get his dick sucked by the milf a few houses down,he would steal used panties from the cheerleader girl next door and sell them online ,and yes she was an all american blonde white girl who was 16 or 17 at the time,he totally schemed plans to make extra cash just for my attention.  Lately i seem to be wasting my time on 30 something year old losers who are supported by their parents(fuckin'millennials) kinda miss that adult baby with no goals or ambition. We would drive aimlessly across texas going to shows and eating bbq. Maybe I'm just envious of him,rich parents who pay off his mistakes. Will attach pics of him visiting me just before hurricane harvey hit,and i miss my hoarder bedroom. We just thrifted vintage boomboxes that day,he drove around the entire island of galveston on the hunt for a cassette tape .

8/28/2017 2:02:26 PM: Tennswitch2020 on 8/27/17 at 3:38 PM: Care to chat? I'm matt   JJesusButtPlug on 8/27/17 at 3:47 PM:   Sure thing   Tennswitch2020 on 8/27/17 at 3:49 PM:  I'd the 700lbd hard to handle? Lol everything OK with the weather?   JJesusButtPlug on 8/27/17 at 6:23 PM:   No power, water in house and just paid 40 bucks for a case of 24 pack of store brand water off a dude . I guess I'm ok. How about you? Yes, weight is heavy to load but easy to float .   Tennswitch2020 on 8/27/17 at 6:28 PM:  LMAO I'm good   JJesusButtPlug on 8/28/17 at 3:59 PM:   Oh you good huh? You must not be THAT good to hit up my 700 pound lb ass. But,wtf do I know? I am aware that you Matt, are NOT a good conversationalist.... Have you witness raining frogs? Have you seen a grown man on a canoe using a lawn blower as a motor in the middle of a street? Excuse me Matt,but have you paid 10 dollars for a melted reese's peanut butter cup?  Adios Matt! Adios!