10/29/2016 6:51:34 AM: Another day, another message from an illiterate moron 'mistress'. Sure, I'll 'verificate' myself but I need to know what that word means first. I've searched through the dictionary and googleificated the word but I still don't know what 'verificate' means.

9/20/2016 2:38:40 AM: You get ONE chance with me. If you feel like using that up by being petulant with me, go ahead. See how that works out for you

9/10/2016 3:32:49 PM: You say po-tay-to, I say po-tah-to, you say rude, I say actually I can't be bothered tolerating idiots who just want to masturbate fantasising about all the things that will be done to you. Let's call the whole thing off... Anyone know the song? Can't believe I have to point out that I'm referencing a song (since someone asked).

9/9/2016 4:16:25 PM: A petulant 24 year old fantasist calls me scum and tells me to be an adult for blocking him. Can't help smiling because I'm picturing a skinny, spotty child furiously wanking away at the thought of how kinky he is. There musn't be a lot to do in Norwich. If you get blocked it's because talking with you got tedious. You morons do realise that you can create whatever IM handle you want, right? It doesn't have to have personal details on it. Some of you people are real fools.

8/30/2016 6:35:04 AM: Another day, another message from a female 'dominant'..... You'd think they'd try to disguise their woefully inadequate intellect by writing a proper message. HERE'S SOME ADVICE. Good for you for trying and casting your net wide. What else is a waste of space to do to get by, right? If you're 22, have no job prospects, possessing the same intellectual capacity of a brain damaged goldfish and are too skanky for any man to take home to his mother, passing yourself off as a 'dominant' won't work. You'd be better off finding someone who would use you as a daily cum receptacle. You'd at least be taken care of. All the real female dominants that I've come across are powerful, capable women. Even then there is no way in hell I'd be subservient to them. So why on earth would I be interested in someone with the mental speed akin to the momentum of a paralysed sloth?