1/24/2018 10:50:45 AM: MLK Day!!!!!  Jackie was made to cum perform in black face.  He had to use words like 'yessum' and 'eyes sure do's wants to cum, ma'am,' etc.When he was done chowing down on his own spunk, we made him leave without cleaning up and directed him to drive through a very bad neighborhood on the way home.Wonder if he made it...

12/15/2017 8:33:18 AM: Bill comes over Thanksgiving weekend.  'What do YOU have to be thankful for nude Bill?''I am thankful I passed the vetting process and am able to serve you beautiful women fine wine and cheese.''Good answer nude Bill.  And there are a couple other things to be thankful for...'Nude Bill is confused.'Nude Bill, how does your service end?''Oh, yes of course.  I am so thankful you kind ladies will allow me to stroke my cock right in front of you and then consume all the spunk for your amusement.''Very good nude Bill.When we were suitably toasted from three bottles of wine across 4 ladies, Andrea thought nude Bill should be a Turkey.  This entailed shoving a feathery plug up his butt and having him prance around before us saying 'Gobble Gobble.'  The plug got him even harder.'Now nude Bill, it's time you really gobble.  Jerk that cock while we watch and lick up every drop.'

7/20/2017 2:42:56 PM: HO-HO-HO.   Depending upon how you might evaluate this, we either had a new high or a new low.  James came by.  77.  In a fucking wheelchair!  Holy shit.  He arrived with a chauffeur who wheeled him in naked and then went back out to the van!  James wheeled around for about 90 minutes serving us some fancy schmancy wine and about 30 minutes before we were near the end, he popped a blue fucking pill.When it came time for the end, he popped a gigantic load into a shot glass and slurped it down.  How fucking disgusting.Not sure I ever want this again.

3/2/2017 3:20:34 PM: Rainy night.  Chuck. Middle aged. Bearded. Portly. Came over in a suit and tie and a $300 bottle of wine.He was eager to strip.  Stayed erect the entire time he served us, which led us to believe he was either super horny or taking a double dose of Viagra.  A couple of times during the service his cock nearly flapped our faces which is a no-no.And we thought he did it intentionally.  So poor Chuck.  When it came time to jerk off, we chewed some cheese and spit it out in a plate.  We made him jerk off on to it while we spit in his face over and over.He came all over the cheese. And it was quite a huge load.  We made him eat the chewed cum covered cheese.  After which we spit in his open mouth for about 5 minutes.Dumb fuck.  We kicked him out into the yard naked and threw his clothes in the mud.

7/9/2016 5:42:50 AM: There's a crazy ass wipe who we rejected for being a creepy fuck.  He has multiple accounts here -- all blocked by us.  He's creating new ones claiming we are fake.  Beware.  He's a loser who we told in no uncertain terms to fuck off.So glad we have a vetting process.  He's probably a killer.