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Currently, I'm not able to start anything other than friendships while I recover emotionally from my last relationship. Man this orgy is off to a slow start... I'm looking for someone smart and fun. Not necessarily "create cold fusion" smart, though that could be interesting. Someone I can talk to about anything and everything. Who am I? I have a loud laugh. I talk a lot, About lots of things. I'm snarky and I like to cuss. I don't church it up much, I'm pretty straight forward. I'm smart. I'm funny. I'm awesome! If you don't like me, there is truly something wrong with you. I've been a switch, I've been dominant, I've been a slave. I do enjoy letting sadistic me out to play with a select few males. I have many, many dominant traits but I simply prefer for men to be, well, men. What else do you need to know about me? Well...
I like long walks on the beach after anal.
I taught your boyfriend that thing you like.
I do not neglect the balls.
I fucked the girl in Hanson.
I push my own head down.
I look like Marsha but I fuck like Jan.
My tits are real, but my shirt is fake.
Your girlfriend is hot, but I do that thing with my tongue.
I'm not fat. I'm pregnant with ice cream's baby.
I am my own wingman. What do I like. I like tall. I like big, strong hands. Hands that work. Tough hands. I like fun. I don't want some emo whine ass. I want someone near my age, within 10 years. (Yes, yes, I'm so obviously missing out on the love of my life, who must clearly be eligible for AARP. You, at my parents age, are in better shape than 45 year olds, can run circles around blah blah. Don't care.) I want someone who laughs and has a good time. I'd like someone who appreciates my oddity, my need to say the most inappropriate things that enter my mind, my love of violent films, my dark humor. Someone who agrees that Grizzly Man needed to be eaten by bears. Someone who also laughs when Michael Madsen cuts off a man's ear while dancing to Stuck In The Middle With You. I'm complicated. :)

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2/25/2018 11:24:13 AM
Just when you meet someone interesting and smart and funny.... They're just not that into you. Bummer.

2/9/2018 5:14:59 AM
Hard Fact of Life: what I'm looking for is never what is looking for me.

11/21/2017 6:42:25 AM
My patience has run out. I'm just blocking the ignorant and those unwilling or unable to read. I can't take it anymore. Also, mmmmm? You need to buy a vowel. Jackass.

11/14/2017 9:47:35 AM
You wonder, fellas, why woman, the real ones, are so guarded and annoyed and pissed. THIS. THIS is what I get every time I don't answer your emails. YouToo2?on 11/13/17 at 11:12 PM:Fffffat! YouToo2?on 11/12/17 at 8:03 PM:You cleavage? You have so much more to offer the right man. I can tell; you're bright, open, loyal, and creative. I can also tell you are romantic. Me? At least 3 out of 4! Recovering emotionally? Those wounds take the longest to heal. Don't they? I know all about wounds...being a wounded Army veteran. Care to get acquainted? Phil.

10/24/2017 9:21:25 AM
Episode 2: How not to be an epic Douche Women talk. A lot. If you're too stupid to know that cheating on your gf with her friend is a bad idea, that they aren't going to talk and find out about each other, please, submit yourself for castration. You're too stupid to breed. We don't need that in the gene pool. This goes double if you're fishing in a small pond. Using the word poly doesn't change the context of a lie. Cheaters can't just say poly, like a safe word, and be absolved. Poly requires maturity, communication, respect and love. Not, I didn't cheat on you, we are poly now. Surprise!! Not any more true than, it's not rape if you yell surprise. Sociopaths are extremely prevalent in the lifestyle, in my experience. I suggest you familiarize yourself with gaslighting.

10/20/2017 9:51:47 AM
How not to be an epic Douche, Episode 1. If you want to claim you are poly, make sure ALL your partners know it. Even the vanilla ones. When you meet someone interesting that you think you might like to play with, sit down with your main partner, the one who puts up with all your bullshit, and say "I've been meeting some interesting people. I may want to see them socially. What do we need to be comfortable with that, both of us." " I do what the fuck I want and if you get in my way this will end badly for you" should not be part of that conversation, after she finds out you've already fucked new people. When you say, "I can't give you what you need so I understand if you want to see other people too." That does not give you free reign to fuck everything that moves and shout "you see other people! Why can't I! Why is 2 people my limit! Unfair! Hypocrite! Jealous!" Not asking questions of your partner does not remove their right to ask you questions. Episode 2, coming soon, kids.

10/20/2017 9:42:17 AM
The number of bacteria in one centimeter of your lower colon is greater than the number of people who have ever been born on Earth. Still want anal?

8/26/2017 5:40:39 PM
So, all the butt hurt Dommy Doms who message me don't feel that I'm allowed to prefer men my own age. How dare I have preferences! What a bitch. A fat bitch. A stupid fat bitch. I must email her immediately so I can vent my disapproval of someone daring to prefer someone who is the same age as her father. How dare she. Stupid slut. You should see the error or your ways via my epic internet tantrum, change your mind and fall into my arms. Ya. Not gonna happen. Ever.

7/29/2017 4:53:07 AM
It is so sad to learn that the mere sight of my bra renders men mannerless, they forget how to be respectful or discuss anything other than the size of my breasts. My tits aren't out. They are completely covered. Having that photo no more entitles you to them than you'd be entitled to rape me for wearing a skirt. Honestly, little boys, stop pretending to be dominant when you can even control your mouth, let alone me. Weak ass bitches.

6/11/2017 1:12:58 PM
Adorable. Send a message being a dick, then block the person because you can't actually handle being challenged. How Dom of you, sweetheart. Run along now.

6/7/2017 5:36:41 PM
Another weak, fake, unrealistic Dom expecting you to agree to do things that endanger your career to get him off....bye fake Dom:)

6/1/2017 5:03:26 PM
This place is so weird. People insult you at random, block you without having spoken to you, lie, ghost, act like dicks... It's no wonder I can barely stay on here 2 weeks before I bail.

1/2/2017 2:52:04 PM
People ask about fantasies... I don't have any. If I want to do something, I do it. I don't sit around dreaming about it, like a loser.

7/12/2016 8:09:44 AM
It never ceases to amaze that no matter how many times you say yes, the one time you say no, that's the only word they've heard.

Yes, I'll say hello.
Yes, I'll have a conversation with you.
Yes, I'll get to know you.
Yes, I'll let you get to know me.
Yes, I'll send you a pic with my face in it.
Yes, I'll send you a pic with my clothed body in it.
Yes, I'll move the conversation to another medium.

No, I won't send you a bunch of selfies.

Bye.

All those yes's. The one No sends your Dommy ass into a tantrum, into silence, into the oblivion. I consider that a No well spent. Don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya.

7/5/2016 5:31:13 PM
If you've chosen the name of a serial killer as your screen name, kill yourself. Now.

What the actual fuck do you think is going to be the response to your email with a name like that. "Well, death and dismemberment aren't in your list of limits so, Hello Nurse!" Seriously.

Seriously. You're an idiot.

1/15/2016 10:17:15 AM
I am so tired of men telling lies to try and get what they want. It's pathetic and sad, really. Be better than that, fellas.

11/24/2015 5:55:08 AM
It seems the more polite you are in turning someone down, the more juvenile their response. If you refuse to acknowledge that I am not looking for long distance or Internet relationships, and I politely tell you something you should already know if you're literate, where do you get off being a douche canoe? Fuck it. I'm just going to start blocking people.

11/15/2015 11:10:35 AM

As you can see, even when we are exceedingly nice, people are just utter asshats. Let's set aside the fact that my profile states I'm looking for local people and that he's WAY outside my age range, bordering on appropriate for dating my mother.

 
seekingmyplace63: If assistance was offered could you ever travel to play?

sugarbush9: Probably not

seekingmyplace63:Shame. I have a lot to offer you

sugarbush9: I'm sure that you do, but I am looking for local partners. LDR are a nice idea but are rarely sustainable. It's not a reflection on you but on the distance.

seekingmyplace63: Funny because I have sustained two with ladies much further then you are from me only to have them ripped away due to illness. Your loss

sugarbush9 :Since you're determined to be offended and a bit rude about MY choice to look locally I'm going to wish you good luck and be happy I obviously made the right choice. Good day and good luck.

seekingmyplace63: As have I. I seek a woman not a child. 
sugarbush9: That's good news, considering it's illegal to look for children for this sort of thing. Do not contact me again.

 
Seriously? Have some self respect, man. It's not like I was mean or rude. I thought I was quite nice about it, really.





11/13/2015 5:07:03 PM
Random Thoughts Today:

Your profile says gentleman but that cock pic says otherwise.

Tits are fake, breasts are real. Know the difference.

Sting is the only man who is a verb, present tense. You are no Dominate, Sir.

That earring you're sporting is the reason your daughter doesn't dream about her future.

If you see breasts as large as mine on a skinny woman, get her medical attention, she's having an allergic reaction to your bullshit.

That's all for now....

10/21/2015 6:36:02 PM
Here's a new trend that's become common over the last several months....

Literally 90% of the men who list themselves as Doms on this site approach me with a desire to switch or submit.

Now, as a switch myself, I understand that needs may change as we progress through, desires show themselves that were not apparent when we started here. I have no judgement about the fact that you want to switch or submit. My confusion lies in your choice to list yourself as a Dominant. Why? That's not what you are. Why misrepresent yourself? Is it targeting? Do they feel submissive women are easier targets? You're more likely to get laid if you're in charge? Is that it?

I truly would like to know, why on Earth you would list yourself as a Dom, when that is clearly not what you are, and you know it.

Just be you, boo boo.

10/16/2015 6:55:36 PM
So...I was blocked today. After being accused of being a dude. Three messages into a very boring conversation. I assume because "he" asked if I liked "his" photos and I replied that I hadn't looked them yet. I hadn't.

You see, I had no interest, I was being polite. I'll chat with people who are nice but I may not be interested in meeting you, so why bother perving your pics? I have better shit to do than stroke your ego over the pics you stole on the internet.

So, that makes me a dude? Sweet. I already have bigger balls that you. Now I have the cock to match.

Guess I don't need you fellas anymore...

9/30/2015 8:28:59 AM
No, I don't want to skype with you. No, I don't want your phone number. Why?

Well, first off, it's a bit sad to me that 2 messages in someone is so starved for attention that they will give a complete stranger their phone number. You have no idea who I am, how crazy I might be, how needy, how stalker-ish. Yet you're willing to give me information that personal and access that open to you? That is not attractive to me.

I don't use skype. I don't. I have no desire to watch you jerk off from 2000 miles away on your own face. I can think of few things I'd like to do less.  How boring.

I am interested in meeting the right person. Or people for friendships. Local people. Real people. People who aren't shoving salmon up their ass on the internet for the world to see, or whatever the fuck you're trying to show me on skype. If you're not local to me, not interested in meeting people in RL or if you're into salmon anal, please don't waste my time.

8/19/2015 6:41:45 AM
Ohhhh good another troll. "IF you want to be treated with respect you should have another pic." So....you, as a species are unable to respect a woman who shows cleavage? Its impossible to restrain yourself, have manners, ya know, be a real man, if you see flesh. How dare I post a pic that doesn't have my face, naked breasts, vagina, ass, or like most, a pic that isnt even of me. What a dick I am. Seriously, there's a reason you're alone, jerking off on your mom's bedspead to pics on the internet. Asshats.

8/11/2015 7:52:20 AM
Reminder: A man's attention span only lasts as long as his erection does.

8/6/2015 7:28:56 AM
Are your tits real?

Are you a fucking moron??? Is that how you introduce yourself to a woman? Seriously? You would never, not NEVER walk up to a woman in public and say that shit. Have some fucking manners, you epic douche tool. You tiny balled, no spine bastard, hiding behind your keyboard pretending to be a Dom, talking to women like they are meat because you think that's what Doms do?

Well it isn't. Doms are real men. Men with manners and intellect. Men who love women. Not assholes who have no idea how to approach a woman with respect. You are not a Dom, you're a little boy trapped in a man's body. How pathetic.

And yes, they are real. They are magnificent. And the likes of you will never see them.

So fuck off.

7/20/2015 6:18:55 PM
At this point, I'm leaning more toward Domme. I find most male Doms unoriginal, boring and frankly, they seem to hate women. Some can be nice for awhile, but eventually they show their true colors. (Spare me the emails about how you're the One Twue Dom who can change my mind. You're not. You can't.) They also can not seem to respect the limits I've set on age. It's so sad that so many people can't read....

Male Switches seem few and far between, in my experience.

Other than the rare needy male sub or the men who think I MUST participate in their personal brand of humiliation, most subs have been respectful and nice. So, it seems I prefer the male subs, they come with less bullshit. Thus far....

6/23/2015 4:34:28 PM
If you think my profile sounds angry, you have a reading comprehension issue, struggle with sarcasm and probably think strippers really do like you.

If you think I deserve the disgusting, vile things you send me because I DARE have a picture of my cleavage on my profile, so I was asking for it, I offer you this; if you go out in public and I bash your skull in, well you knew I thought you were an asshat and you left the house, so you were asking for it.

Any other ridiculously stupid questions I can answer for you today, kids?

6/9/2015 8:26:35 AM
Sigh....

I am so utterly bored by the following:
"Don't you think my dick is small and pathetic?"
"Don't you think my dick is huge?"
"You're beautiful." (having only seen my cleavage)
"Hi" "Hi" "Hi. How are you?" "Hi"
"Want to suck my dick?"
"Can I apply to worship you?"

Yes, I know this is a kink site. Yes, I know we are all looking for a relationship of some kind. That doesn't negate social skills, FFS. Have you seriously not had a conversation with a woman? Have you taken no one on a date? Can you not speak to other humans about a subject other than your dick?

Be authentic. Be interested in something other than my tits or your dick. I'm extremely intelligent, you should be too, or you're wasting my fucking time. If you're not messaging me in an effort to connect on more than a sexual level, fuck off. Truly.


1/22/2015 2:11:41 PM
If you're a Dom and you don't know the difference between Dominant and Dominate, I can't take you seriously. I mean, you can't even master the English language, how are you going to master a human.

Only one man can be a verb, present tense. Sting.

That is all.

1/14/2015 6:02:35 AM
Happy National Male Chastity Day

1/7/2015 2:03:22 PM
My name is Gillette. Because I'm the best a man can get.

Also, I will cut you.

PS My name isn't ACTUALLY Gillette. Seriously.

1/5/2015 3:30:07 PM
Most people tend to weed themselves out of your inbox. They get bored when you aren't interested in sending them nudes (which makes me a fake or a man, i guess), or aren't going to give them your phone number in the second message (I'm all stocked up on stalkers dudebro, but thanks for the offer), or you don't cooperate with their wank fodder fantasy.

Yes, I want men to genuinely get to know who I am, not just what gets me off. Eventually, yes that is going to be a deal breaker, but in the beginning I have to at least like speaking to you. Otherwise, meh.

Another trait I've noticed is people who never ask you about yourself. After a reasonable amount of getting to know you talk, you could at least pretend to be interested in me. Or you can keep talking about yourself. And your lame 50 Shades of Bullshit fantasy. And your mom's basement. Or Star Trek. Or whatever the fuck else you're emailing me about. 

No, I am not going to offer up personal details as soon as I meet you (see stalker comment above). But if I bother to answer your messages with any regularity, I'm probably at least interested in getting to know you. Take a hint, bro.

1/4/2015 2:44:32 PM
Ohhhhhh it's Dumbass Day. I didn't see that on my calendar.

1/3/2015 8:09:38 AM
I just read a rant from a female, pissed at being called gorgeous because "it's a gendered term". Dafuq?

I feel sorry for men sometimes. They can't compliment you without being sexist or objectifying you. If they can't quote your profile back to you they "didn't bother to read it". If you have a non-obvious gender identification, you're pissed if they don't instinctively know that. I mean, make it fucking harder to connect with you ladies.

Or, take a compliment. Say thank you. Or say no thank you. Correct them, explain politely. Don't be such a cunt. I mean, I'm all about dumping all the bitch shit storm on someone who deserves it. I'm the queen of verbally kicking your balls into your throat if you have it coming. IF you have it coming. Otherwise, even if I'm not interested, I try to be nice as long as the man is polite. Or, I say nothing.

Stop being so cunterific. Damn.

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SubUKLisa
 
 Age: 45
 New York city, New York