1/25/2011 10:46:28 AM: Many of us enjoy keeping pets or cattle – puppies, kittens, pigs, cows etc, and make them perform accordingly. But when it comes to mating, do we really want to look at a dog, cat or sow? My mind is made up, my next pet will be a vernacky.   The vernacky (homo sapiens vernaculus) is a domesticated subspecies of homo sapiens and can be found all over the world. Long before the first dog lived with a man, humans kept vernackies in their homes. Other than the rest of the great apes, the vernacky moves on all fours by using its hands and knees, although it is able to stand upright and even move on its hind legs for extended periods if required to do so.   The vernacky can adapt to any climate and living condition but needs to be owned by a human, or else it will perish. It is the only creature that actually volunteers to be confined, and it thrives on humiliation and degradation.   The vernacky is generally content living on water and leftovers which it takes from bowls left out for it on the floor. As a special treat it enjoys anyone’s ejaculate which provides it with the necessary proteins. It loves being taken for walks on a leash, as well as any other form of public display.   Despite popular belief, the vernacky is capable of almost any task humans can perform, and it gladly relieves its owner of their workload so they can focus on their pet. It can also be used in various ways for the transport of people or heavy goods.   Most vernackies dislike pain, but they appreciate the necessity when it comes to discipline and behavioural correction. And even if it’s just for its owner’s entertainment, the vernacky happily suffers the harshest punishment.   The purpose in a vernacky’s life is pleasing its owners, with a focus on sexual use by them and those they invite to it, be it for their amusement or financial gain. In all situations, the vernacky is anxious to keep its orifices available for access at any time. It feels empty if its holes are, and it regards a vacant orifice as a waste of space. Although it lives for penetration, it only makes itself available on the orders of its owner and even enjoys chastity devices in their absence.   A vernacky with a skin colour different from its owner’s will never fail to point out its ethnic inferiority, and it will expect its owner to expose it to racially degrading comments and behaviour. But even with an owner of the same race, it wants to be humiliated for any plausible reason, such as being overweight, old, flat-chested or intellectually challenged.   A vernacky is a great responsibility since all decisions have to be made for it, from the clothes it is wearing to the times it uses the toilet. But the rewards are plenty, and if you enjoy total control over your pet, a vernacky is the way to go!   © 2010 Sadomeister