4/16/2018 3:28:01 PM: I'm looking for something. Show Me you can be that thing. 

5/18/2017 7:50:45 PM: Don't just say hi and hope to be 'chosen'. Offer up something entertaining. Show that you are valuable in some way that other subs aren't. If you can't, then you might need to have a serious think about the fact that you're probably boring. 

5/5/2017 12:00:31 AM: I don't know what is going on with subs tonight. bunch of sad sacks. seriously bumming me out right now. Like, why are you all so fucking sad. I don't want to dominate that. Helpless, sniveling lonely dudes as you all may well be, you still have to understand what kind of sub a real Princess wants. Pro tip, subs: don't be depressing. 

5/3/2017 6:03:45 PM: Long time... Seems like nothing changes on this site. Just one side show freak after another. lol well, keep up the good work, i guess. it's a pleasure to watch you poor idiots grovel like you do. 

10/21/2016 8:31:16 PM: I need a sub bitch to be my housemaid. Who is brave enough to volunteer?