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We are fun loving, sapiosexual, entrepreneurial, and poly. Anything else we put us really just like a deion on a menu. Drop us a line and lets chat a little. We only have time to spend on people that want to spend time with us!

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1/22/2016 7:10:25 AM

I realize my postings have been negative lately. I do apologize; I think it's because I have a job that doesn't allow me to vent often. Because of this, I tend to find space here where only kinky people seem to reside. My hope is that kinky people understand the darker sides of a personality and aren't afraid of them. In showing these things here, it obviously allows me to vent... but also, I hope to show what it is I value. On the rare occasions I decide to cut someone a new asshole in their forehead, I want to at least demonstrate that I have a decent reason.

This was a conversation I had here this morning. Unfortunately, it is all too common. Having two mentally sane women looking for a poly couple in DC when they are in New Orleans has roughly the odds of Powerball, Shark Attack, Lightning striking me directly in the asshole 5 time while playing Fallout, or that I'm going to suddenly sprout tits and feed the hungry of the world. Possible, but improbable... well, hopefully... anyway, My big dumb morning rant.


Daughter4daddy on 1/22/16 at 8:22 AM:
Hii


HouseOfMcFunky on 1/22/16 at 8:54 AM:
Hey there,
How are you doing today?


Daughter4daddy on 1/22/16 at 8:57 AM:
Good u



HouseOfMcFunky on 1/22/16 at 9:04 AM:
Well, we're in the DC area... So, if you've checked the news, you'd see we're about to get 2 feet of snow and everyone up here is about to crap themselves over it.

Since we're going to get snowed in for the weekend, it might actually be a good time to get to know us. So you're two ladies looking for a poly situation?


Daughter4daddy on 1/22/16 at 9:19 AM:
Yes we both r looking


HouseOfMcFunky on 1/22/16 at 9:21 AM:


What kind of a situation do you hope for? I assume a couple would be ideal since you contacted us. What other things are you hoping to have in the situation? As two women, I'm sure it would be easy to find a place and people to call home. The trick, I would suspect, is finding the right people. By the sound of things, you may have jumped in with some people that weren't right for you.

What are you looking for specifically?


Daughter4daddy on 1/22/16 at 9:22 AM:
A mom and dad to train us

 

HouseOfMcFunky on 1/22/16 at 9:32 AM:
Yeah, so you're a fantasy player. But, let me tell you how to pull off a better ruse next time so that someone less intelligent than me won't know.

If you were serious about this, you would take the time to actually talk to people. Get to know them... You know, act like you had some concern for your own safety and stability. If, by chance, you are sincere (which I very much doubt), then you're mentally unstable because you don't do your due diligence before seriously contacting people. I'm trying to get to know you and you are replying with fucking text speak. If you're going to lie, at least be good at it.

Asshole.

For some of us, this is a genuine lifestyle. Some of us are actually interested in connecting with other people. And some fap-boy/fap-girl/fab-trans moron is too selfish and lazy to do the mental homework it takes to find out what you actually want out of life and to get it. Instead, my sexuality is your entertainment. Well, fuck you. Go watch Netflix you piece of shit and stop wasting real people's time. Grow a spine and find out who you are and what you want and then go fucking get that. I have done that homework as has my partner and we're honestly trying to connect here. Get your unrealized head in the sand stupid ass out of our way.

Until you can get some courage and some honesty, stop wasting real people's time. Don't make your lack of rectitude my issue, you scumbag.

Oh, and rot in hell you miserable asshole fucktard of a person. May the shit you do come to life and kiss you.


12/23/2015 10:15:19 AM
Someone just tried to get me to ransom them from an owner for 450 bucks. Wow, do you know a prince in some random country that needs my help as well? Maybe I can post something on my facebook and get some free thing from Microsoft? 

I like that this site is free and has a lot of usability, but I mean... this is my sexual orientation - I'm a poly dom with a poly sub. This isn't a weekend retreat, a fantasy, or a hobby. This is part of who I am and I resent this shit. If you aren't for real or if you're just trying to get informed, then say so. People will still talk to you. If you haven't taken the time to organize the space between your ears and get truly in touch with what it is you are and what it is you want, then don't come on here pretending. Don't be an asshole.

10/9/2015 5:32:44 AM
This site sometimes seems so wrought with people that clearly aren't serious about anything they put up. Photos are often fake, scenarios are complete fantasy, and very little actual conversation occurs. The goal is to meet people here for similar interests, right? Did we miss a memo?

5/1/2015 9:21:24 AM

On my midday lazy moments, I relax before heading out to work. Usually, I peruse profiles of people in my area. It's always fun to see what people I know out in the world that are kinky. It might be a little selfish; I feel cut off from who I am some days that it's tough. Since starting my own business with my partner, we have really begun to appreciate people that can accept our non-vanilla interests. Dare I say, we are one of the dreaded couples that would like to have another woman involved in our lives. I know I know... such a rare sight to see... still, in spite of our being open to other things and situations, I feel that we both get lumped into some different groups that feels a little odd and silly. Since I make it a point not to speak for other people, I'll speak for myself for a moment.

I see other profiles and I don't understand how these people meet others. Without question, we always meet someone after they have been through the proverbial meat grinder with another person/couple/group. I see the red flags and I want to take a moment to address them. I have no delusions about it changing anything anywhere, but it sometimes feels good just to say a thing - even inarticulately - in order to stabilize one's own thoughts.

I've never "ordered" or "commanded" anyone to find me a slave. I like people and I enjoy talking to them. If you are interested in me, then I'm interested in talking to you. I'm not that guy.

I don't believe women are beneath men. I think the empowerment of women brings up the quality of the entire society and I devote a good bit of my life to doing things that empower women in my little corner of the earth. I don't devalue others. I'm not that guy.

I don't feel the need to make myself a spectacle in order to prove my dominance or adherence to other's views of what a poly or kinky lifestyle is. I am me and I express that the best I can. Maybe I fit a pattern and maybe I don't - I have nothing to prove in this area. I'm not that guy.

I'm not afraid of women. Strong women can also be submissive women. Strength of character has nothing to do with a person's D/s polarity. I'm not that guy.

I'm not interested in having someone manipulate me dick first. You're not going to treat me like trash or overlook me because I'm male and you think me being male makes me predictable and easy to come by. I appreciate and want to be appreciated. I, too, am more than my genitals. I'm not that guy.

I am not showing you my dick and I have no delusions about people wanting to see it. It's a dick - not terribly unique. It's average and I'm at peace with that. It isn't like I chose it; I choose what I carry around in my head and heart. I'm not that guy.

Not every woman that I talk to is someone I'm trying to bed. Sure, I'm male and have the usual impulse to move my genetics forward. I'm also from an abusive home as a child and have learned to confront my aggressive tendencies. I'm also from a family that is religious in a reactionary sense, but I've learned to think. I understand what I am, where I come from, and I act on that with intelligence. I'm not that guy.

I am comfortable with a woman I'm involved with being with other men. My only hesitation about it has to do with chemistry and health concerns. If those things are met, I could easily be OK with it. I'm not trying to compensate for some odd self image by getting more than one woman in bed. I'm not that guy.

So, what kind of guy am I? I'm someone that is community minded. I'm athletic and artistic. I love to laugh and I care about the people around me. I'm dominant, poly, and atheist - I don't remember deciding that as much as arriving at those concepts to describe how I naturally seem to get on in the world. I felt guilty about those things for years. Even now, I have to hide a lot of who I am in order to get on in the world and not have to deal with the very real and negative economic impacts of these facts. In spite of that, I'm here... paddling along... some days, the water is so clear and blue... other days, I'm surrounded in shit water begging others not to make a wave.

For what it's worth... :)


12/25/2010 6:29:13 AM

It's funny - we've been on this site for a long time between this coupled profile and our individual ones.  It's so obvious when you see the same photo come up all the time, but with different names, locations, situations being sought.  Some of us are actually real people that are here for the genuine reasons they say on the profile.  Radical concept, huh? 


9/28/2010 5:19:59 AM
If we chat, you're going to get asked some simple questions.  We'll want to know you're experience, your artistic and athletic interests, and other things along those lines.  Don't be surprised that we don't want to sit and talk about your girlie bits the entire conversation.  We're looking for someone that fits us and we're not desperate.  If you can't take the time to have a conversation, then there's no way you can hang with us.  Simply said: after you've been used a bunch, you will either annoy us or just bore the hell out of us.  We're looking for something that can last past a week.  That means you'll need to be an interesting person and not a variable in our poly equation to be filled.  It helps to be articulate and capable of expressing yourself in sentences that are longer than one word.

It's been really tough to meet people that understand this on here.  Not everyone is on here playing out fantasies, right?  I mean, we met here...

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