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We know that you are scanning through dozens of profiles and messages deciding which ones are actually worth reaching out to. So, we are going to stick to the facts and hope that we can be one of those few.
We are a very happy, stable, long term, dramadrugdisease free dominant couple who work and live outside Washington D.C. We both work in the tech sector, so yes, technically we are computer nerds. However, it affords us the time and means to eat great food, travel to fun places, and try every zany adventure that we hear about.
We live in a realistic scenario that we like to call a 236 relationship. It allows subtle amounts of power exchange to seep into every aspect of our lives, while still having time for us to both drop our guard and deal with real world problems without regret. We find it to be the best mix of idealistic fantasy and bothersome reality. In private, that control is more absolute, in public it typically takes the of manners and casual decision making.
We arent interested in activities that require medical knowledge or professional training in order to be safe, nor anything that could result in jail time. So rest assured that we wont ask you to participate in any such activities.
We welcome all experience levels, but we do ask that you be eager, sexually driven, service oriented,and extremely obedient. We are happy to teach you everything you need to know about this lifestyle, but we have had our fill of convincing submissives that want to be submissive we already know we want to be dominant, please already be convinced that you want to submit.
Our family is drama free and we expect it to remain that way. We are both successful, driven individuals with a large home and tight schedules that needs tending to. With that said, we play as hard as we work and travel a good bit be prepared to be pushed in every way possible.
Last but not least, we are real people, and can prove it. We would love to get to know you. Talk to us if you have questions, ask.
KC
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If you want to have some fun causing trouble. When a scam profile asks you for your email address, give them the email address posted on another scam profile. Then sit back as they try to scam each other, knowing that you are successfully wasting the time of two scammers. |
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Sometimes, when you know someone is full of it, it is fun just to see how far they are willing to take it. It's becomes like an interactive novel. |
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We constantly see profiles seeking a new Dom because their previous Dom has retired from the lifestyle. Do people actually retire from this lifestyle? It just seems like an odd thing to us. This isn't a job for us, it is just the way we are. It would be like retiring from being a alive. It also seems like such a strange way to end a relationship. "Hey, I know we have been together for years and we have this amazing bond. But, I have decided to retire from the lifestyle, so it is over." Seriously, who does that? If you know someone with this dynamic, please write us. We are insanely curious about how that even works. |
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For the record, if you are having a calm discussion with someone, who has a different opinion than you do, and they start swearing, threatening violence, and then they block you... you officially win that discussion. |
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We just had someone read our profile who had a journal entry on her profile stating that she believes that being a Switch isn't a real thing. We didn't just made up that word to confound you. It's like she thinks it is physically impossible to interact with different people in different ways. I am sure, when she gets pulled over, she treats that cop the same way she would treat her kids.
Listen here, genius, if you don't believe in Switches, step in our home, we will be happy to show you a real live, genuine Switch. Saying you don't believe in Switches is like saying you don't believe in cell phones. I have a cell phone and I have a switch. They aren't like big foot or unicorns, I can literally have you meet dozens of them at any time. However, you would probably know them as "Bitches", because they get pretty pissed off when you say they don't exist.
P.S. Evolution is also a real thing, even if you don't believe in it. |
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Anyone else notice that the more often someone on this site insists they are real, the less likely they are? Seriously, if you have "real" some where in your username, just go ahead and delete that account, no one believes you. |
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Almost every girl we meet in the real world has a camera phone, surprisingly almost every girl we meet on this site somehow does not. Even if they have pictures on their profile taken on a camera phone, they still always seem to be without one. Coincidentally, these same girls always magically disappear when you ask them to do anything to prove who they are. Yeah, we get it, you are fake. |
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Here is a hint to the clueless subs out there. If you say you want to meet up for coffee and ask us to pick your outfit, if we ask for pictures of 5 outfits to choose from and you send is the same picture that is on your profile, we aren't actually going to show up for our coffee date. By not following through, you are merely convincing us that it's not worth wasting our time following through either.
Don't get upset when you are sitting at the coffee shop waiting, you are merely laying in the bed you made. Cruel? No, it's called learning some respect the hard way. |
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If your profile complains about rude cut and paste messages followed by: "I will however respond to polite and well thought out messages." If we spend time to read over your profile and send you a polite message asking you specific questions about things that you mentioned in said profile... when you read it and don't reply, you are a liar. Seriously people, it doesn't take much effort to write:
"Hey, thanks for the thoughtful message, unfortunately I am not interested"
Sweet, no problem, thank you for the insight; we have about as much interest in wasting our time as you have in wasting yours. The difference is that we already invest 10+ minutes writing you a thoughtful message, taking 1 minute to let us know the result is hardly too much to ask in return. |
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I find it fascinating that people on this site are so hesitant about meeting us for dinner. I am not asking you to meet us in a dark alley. Yes, you hardly know us, but you eat dinner in a room full of strangers every time you go out for dinner. In our opinion, the internet may possibly be the worst way to get to know someone, so what is the harm having a conversation over some coffee? ...unless, of course, you aren't actually who you say you are; which is probably the case. |
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It never gets old. I laugh every single time I see a profile with a generic picture of a white girl who lists themselves as "Native American". I can't help myself, I always write them and say "Native American? That is fantastic, which nation are you?". So far the only response I have gotten is "American". The "American" tribe of native americans... yeah, I bet this conversation ends with you asking me to send money to another country... |
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New rule: If we answer each of your questions with several well crafted paragraphs while you insist on responding with 3-5 words sans any form of capitalization or punctuation, you can go ahead and take Intellectual Discourse off your list of interests. - Management |
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That is it, it is no longer enough for the two of us to just giggle between ourselves; I have decided to start to journaling how ridiculous some people on this site are. I can only assume that we are all aware that the ratio of real people to scam artists is unfortunately low. Recently I have started to think that have under estimated the number of scams or the scam artists are getting smarter.
Are we reaching a point where I will begin to long for the days where all the fake accounts had "no limits" and even fewer prepositions? Scams where, despite labeling themselves "Native American", their professional porn photos quite obviously Caucasian?
How I will miss the days of sending them fake Western Union confirmation numbers, only for them to drive to a Western Union in Nigeria to find that there is no money waiting for them. Todays scams I don't even understand.
For instance, just the other day a girl wrote us, complimenting us on our profile. When we complimented her profile in return, she began deleting all our messages. Am I that inept at courting? Apparently I missed the transition where being a reasonable human being became incredibly offensive and uncool.
So until next time, everyone try and keep sane on this very insane site. :) |
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| Age: 23 |
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New York |
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