Collarspace

Ok, so...hmmmm....a little about me? Ive always said these things should be written not by yourself, but by the people that know you. That way, its not skewed by how you perceive yourself, but rather it would be a more honest, and possibly brutal, portrayal of how others see and interact with you. Having said that, Ill give it a go. Lessee, I guess I can start by saying Im an artist. I paint, draw and try to sculpt, though my sculptures tend to be more useful structures than stuff thrown together, after which I have to bullshit their meaningful purpose. I am also a wannabe electronic and metal music hack, and I play the drums in a few bands...insert your favorite drummer joke here, I am sure I resemble that remark. I use four letter words...alot! I understand it tends to display a lack of intelligence and vocabulary, but I see it as simply getting to the point. Why use elaborate language in order to polish a turd when a simple fuck it or bullshit will suffice? I have OCD...I will probably save this about me section a total of 5 times, during which I will have checked the stove to make sure it is off...again...and re-lock the door, all the while straightening and vacuuming as I go. My friends know this and use it to play horrible tricks on me. I hate them all. As far as BDSM goes, Im currently in a 247 relationship with my much better half, who I absolutely adore and cherish, unless shes on a accident-prone destructive streak, which can happen at any time. Ive been in the lifestyle for as long as I can remember. I was drawn to it at an early age, and have been experimenting and researching the best I could through the years. The most important thing that I have learned is not to take anything too seriously, because then you begin to wring the fun out of it. If theres anything else youd like to know, or if youd like to send me a dirty, sexy message (Im a big ol perv too...so sue me), fire away.