*The inexplicable laws of quantum mechanics, where an attempt to consider a single element of the system will yield a deliberately absurd result.*

I'm a classic example of schizoid personality. Which I suppose can best be understood as having multiple minds within a single personality🤔

A rather inadequate deion still I fear, but the least inadequate I can come up with.

On the surface I'm cold and somewhat indifferent. Underneath which I'm a raging inferno of emotions.
I'm invariably of two (or more) minds - holding two mutually exclusive thoughts at the same time both equally true.

A paradoxical superposition of different states🤔

Not something like multiple personalities which come out at different times.

But a single personality derived from mediation between various extreme opposites.

Writing it down like that does make me think I might have issues🤔

Fortunately for me, I do quite enjoy this state of mind others seem too consider hellish😃
Gives one the ability too see things from every perspective rather then just one's own.

I'm less thrilled with the severe anxiety it brings😕
But you can't have it all😀 and I can always use humor too defend myself, so on the whole I can't complain😌

So you know... I'm deep and such and such...meh..

I also like collars a lot😀