I feel like it is time for an update here.

I have been getting asked about my profile enough that I think it's time I just say screw it and tell you to ask me things if you want to know. If I come to you, it's because I liked your profile and I genuinely feel like I have something to offer you. Unless I specifically tell you that I have some other reason for messaging you, you can guess that if I looked at your profile in detail, and decided to message you, it's for good reason.

Question: one chance, one honest answer. You can ask me one question. Any question, anything, no matter how crazy, dirty or wrong it is. No catch. But I dare you to post this on your status and see what people ask you!... My dare done! Now I dare you.