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BrowncoatTiff
| Pan Female, 28, Bellingham, Washington
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I am not single! I do not want your dick!
I never know how to start these stupid things, but who does? Just looking for friends and conversation. I am not going to play with you, unless you have a vagina and are a very specific kind of person. In all likelihood though, no. Not even online.
What am I doing here? In short amusing myself.
Men Please only contact me if you are looking for conversation only. I dont play in public, I dont have skype, I wont face time you or snapchat or kik, or whatever else you have. I will chat with you here, or not at all. This is for my own comfort.
Contacting me to tell me you dont like my profile will lead to you being mocked, mercilessly. I dont care if you hate everything about me and everything about what this profile says. You dont need to contact me. Just move along, thanks.
Also, I hate pet names. I really loathe them, dont contact me with familiar terms unless we are familiar.
My writings are a good indication on my thoughts on primal dynamics and my role in the kink community. As for me, here we go. (Hint any of these topics is a good place to start conversations!)
Fandoms
Buffy Firefly Marvel Supernatural Harry Potter Hunger Games More? I cant think its 2am. There are more fandoms.
Obsessions
My dog Luna My cat Pazu My bearded dragon Pancake. Reading all the things. Adult coloring books Nail art Philip Defranco Liberalism Feminism Equality Kinky sex... obviously.
Hobbies include
Watching the same TV shows until I know every episode by heart. Gluing things to canvas and calling it art Walking my dog Coloring Pretending I am crafty while gluing my hands to things. Cooking Baking Snuggling fluffy kitties named Pazu Raising my own crickets
Music
Imagine Dragons Rise Against Alt J Awolnation Halsey Marina and the Diamonds Flume Lana Del Rey Passenger Of Monsters and Men Mumford and Sons Ed Sheeran Shovels and Rope (this is what I could think of off the top of my head. As soon as I hit enter like 10 more will pop up in there)
Random
Sapiosexual Demisexual The youngest of five kids I can sing! Weeddabs420 life Impressive wine drinker Unimpressive Tequila drinker Funny (sometimes) Sarcasm is my first language I dont like assholes. Dont contact me if youre an asshole, okay? I wont be nice.
I am really super fucking liberal, its a thing. I am a feminist, but not a misandrist.
I dont care what the color of your skin, your sexual orientation, your gender identity, etc, you have a place in this world and as long as we can speak to each other respectfully, you can have a place in my life too.
I have been part of this website off and on for nearly 6 years. I am not here seeking partners, or even really meetups. If I happened to meet a person on here that I thought a genuine real life friend level connection with was possible, that could potentially change?
As of this moment right now, if you are contacting me, you need to know that the chances of meeting up with me are between slim and none. Please be respectful of this.
Results from bdsmtest.org 99 Masochist 98 Rope Bunny 98 Experimentalist 97 Switch 92 Non-monogamist 90 Exhibitionist 88 Sadist 88 Primal (Prey) 85 Rigger 83 Primal (Hunter) 75 Brat 63 Voyeur 62 Dominant 58 Degradee 55 Submissive 38 MasterMistress 36 Brat Tamer 14 Degrader 8 Slave 4 Owner 4 DaddyMommy 2 GirlBoy 2 Pet 0 Ageplayer 0 Vanilla See my results online at bdsmtest.orgresult.?id1873152
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3/4/2018 12:55:25 AM: Good god CS you find new ways to suck all the time.
1/26/2018 12:39:10 AM: He listens to my bitching.
He rubs my back whenever I ask.
He begs to go down on me.
He makes me cum for hours.
He takes care of me when I am sick.
He gives me rides wherever I need to go, without complaint.
He loves my animals.
He makes me meals.
He brings me things when he's out. He goes to the store for something for himself? He will pick up my favorite drink/snack/treat every time.
He brings me flowers for no reason.
He comforts me when I am sad.
He digs my sense of humor.
He thinks my teasing is sexy.
I am just as beautiful in boy shorts and a tank top as I am in any sexy lingerie... maybe more so.
He rubs my feet whenever I ask him.
He never seems annoyed when I ask for affection.
I am allowed to interrupt his videogaming for attention whenever I need to.
He is amazing in bed.
He agrees with me politically.
He is not sexist, homophobic, racist, xenophobic, transphobic, or any of the like. It is the SEXIEST thing.
He is secure in himself.
He is not threatened by my male friends.
He is not easily emasculated.
He loves my depravaty, my wit, my vivacity.
He doesn't care if I go out, stay in, whatever.
He wants to marry me.
He really loves me.
Sure, sometimes he makes me crazy and gets on my nerves, but he knows what kind of weed I like, and how to make my drink, and how I take my tea and my coffee. He knows my favorite movie, my favorite food, my favorite color and he wants to know more. He wants to know everything.
I have told him secrets that have been mine for years. I have been open with him in a way that I could have never been with a past partner.
And he is real. I didn't make him up. I am not sugarcoating things. I could list a thousand more things he does, I could list a million. I could go on for days about why I love him.
And the truth is, I didn't know it could be like this. It was never like this before, always so tense and angry and sad... I didn't know it could be this easy. I didn't know it could feel this simple. I thought I always had to walk on egg shells, afraid of bruising fragile egos. I thought love had to come with compromising myself, my morals, and my sexuality.
I doesn't have to. It can be like this.
1/25/2018 1:17:06 AM: Finally got my magic wand replaced after almost two YEARS without one.
God I missed the magic.
1/12/2018 2:07:27 AM: Nothing like rape threats from strangers to send you off into a peaceful sleep.
Goodnight folks. I don't know how much longer I can take being on this website.
10/30/2017 1:46:56 AM: Insomnia is my favorite color.
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