Collarspace

I think horses that ride in trailers are lazy.

I am way more cuddlier than I look.

I make 8 track mix tapes but no one listens to them.

They say time heals all wounds, except decapitation, that stuff is permanent.

My grandma had a stroke down her left side, she is all right now.

I mess with Texas.

I can be very spontaneous if given enough forewarning.

I flunked out of mime college for speaking. I wanted to be the worlds first speaking mime.

I am easily the most humble person you will ever know, just ask me.

I like tai chi and chai tea.

A few years ago I conquered the world, but drank to much at the after party and when I came to the world had taken itself back.

I am a punctual procrastinator.

I am a pretty tolerant person unless your name happens to be Lactose.

I do not walk or run with scissors, I make them come to me.

Communication
Honesty
Loyalty
Faithful
Trust

Were all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness....
and call it love....
true love......

*Request a photograph AFTER you have taken the time to get to know me!!