I'm Ms.Melody Ann Darkheart. I've been dressing since I was 18, and lived full time as a woman for a year before life got in the way of things. I am many things, but not a whore, do not message me as if I'm not a person. I am not the atheist minister. I am Steve's raging colon, I've had a formal education in cooking and religious history. I write, I read constantly, I evolve, I sing like an angel, I dance like no one's watching, my favorite position is probably not with you, I can quote Shakespeare at the drop of a hat, I'm faster than Walt Flanagan's dog, I drink gin and tonic, I've crossed into the desert and was disappointed the drugs didn't take hold, I've been to a Turkish prison and seen a grown man naked, sometimes when people are boarding a plane I'll yell "It's a cookbook!", I waited for Godot and when he finally showed up he didn't even bring booze or cab fare, I've been around the world twice, had the privilege of dancing on my own grave, I have become death the destroyer of worlds. I'm a sweetheart, a bitch, a mother, a Mistress, and a slave. Speak with intelligence or be ignored, the mind is where we truly get off. Feel free to comment if you get any of these references.....