Some say that I am effete, arrogant, and it is a miracle that my self absorption hasn't sucked me into my own asshole years ago. People who know me best just say I'm a dick.

I am seeking a baby girl who is a masochist and wants additional structure in her life. I'll make rules for you to live by and punish you when you break the rules. Other than that, I am hilarious and you will laugh a lot.