3/15/2018 12:17:30 PM: Folks,It has been  80 days since my birthday.  You all have been busy giving each other Christmas presents.  What about me?  Whose birthday is it after all.  I realize that sometimes the postal service, UPS, & Fedex are slow, but where are MY gifts?  You guys haven't been that good either -- look at all the shootings, wars, and fighting going on in the world.  Guess next year I can skip the 'good' list and give all of you lumps of coal.  Nothing like coal to increase the global warming, but then you will find heat in hell also.  You'll get used to it.

4/7/2015 8:51:55 PM: I have risen like a delicious cake.  And I did not need to have yeast added to do it!Amen!

4/5/2015 1:42:29 AM: Just awoke and got out of bed.  Yawn!!!  What day is this?  Ah, it's Easter Sunday!Well, I guess you could say that I have risen -- seems appropriate.  Maybe I should go back to bed, but so many people are turning out so early to see that I have risen.I don't want to disappoint them.

4/3/2015 5:41:18 PM: Had a great Passover sader with the boys.  The wine flowed like water and a good time was had by all.  Just do not eat too much of that matzo -- it seems to clot in your stomach.Then the Romans came for me.  Wish all of you a good Friday.