6/12/2016 8:20:20 PM: *******UPDATE****** The raccoon has been caught yay!!!! And unfortunately he was killed cause he got his hand caught In the cage..buy luckily he was a boy so no babies whohoo..but he was HUGE and took up that whole cage..another ****UPDATE*** we have caught another 5 raccoons and 1 fox, 2 baby kitten its a menagerie at work lol..

5/29/2016 11:44:55 PM: Well I had a very interesting night tonite..got a call from the alarm company at my job telling me the infrared was going off..or rather zone 2, I asked her where the zone was she didn't know..so told her to disregard it..and not to dispatch the police..so I got to thinking about it and decided to go up to the job to see what was going on. Nothing out of the ordinary on the outside of the Bldg but looking thru the door I see the ceiling tiles laying on the floor and some wires hanging out that's why the zone was going off..anyways open the door turn off the alarm set my keys on the counter..looked at the ceiling tiles they weren't wet thinking that the the rain would have knocked it out but that was not the case. I walked around the counter going to turn on the light happened to look down and noticed some markers scattered on the floor as I was reaching to turn the light on looked up and stopped and looked up and saw the biggest raccoon ever..Did you know raccoons can get up to 20lbs shit he was big hiding in the corner..as soon as I saw it..he didn't see me but I saw him grabbed my keys and booked it out of the office..holy shit now what do I do..I am not going back in no way.. So I called my coworker she was laughing her ass off when I was explaining this to her I might have exaggerated a bit but not by much. I ended up calling the police non emergency..the guy on the phone was like what was it.. I was like I am not going back in to ask it lol. Police finally show up..but the dispatcher said the officers would have stuff to get it out I was like whew that's good..so I get 2 officers..they asked me what was going on told them what I saw..they were like so was it a snake hell no it wasnt a snake he the officer was like how about a chihuahua..uh no it was a freaking HUGE ASS raccoon..I told them I wasn't going back in that Bldg for anything.. and they could go look at it if they so choose to..they declined..I asked what I could do and they weren't to helpful in that aspect.. apparently shooting the animal is out of the question I could have said it was attacking them the officers but..it was a no go.. So now what..there is no shooting the HUGE ASS raccoon there is not me going back in the Bldg at all ever not until its caught or dead..they were so helpful..not..so I locked the dam door and left..the raccoon came roam the night away in the office..just stay out of mine dammit..

10/20/2015 8:04:36 AM: Lol I have changed my bird watching to curios did you know that birds are into bdsm lol..the other day I was sitting on my balcony..there is a birds nest in the brick building anyways saw this bird sitting on the wrought iron fence thingy anyways she was shaking her ass along comes the male bird and he sits next to her talking (negotiating). She is still shaking her ass at him and low and behold he jumps on fucking her from behind and pecking her head..jumps off and on continually pecking her head..they do this about 4 or 5 times..me being the voyuer that I am..i watched the whole thing.. And at that point I realized birds are into bdsm just like us humans..we negotiate.. Shake our asses wanting more..have our hair pulled..spank a little bit..fuck a little bit..and take care of those we are with.. This is not a story just my observation watching the birds.