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NO MALES!
ALL MESSAGES FROM MALES GO AUTOMATICALLY TO BULK MAIL AND ARE DELETED UNREAD!
We are a married couple (and going to stay that way), both experienced dominants and slave owners. Were seeking a live-in female (born female only, please) submissive or slave to join our household on a long termpermanent basis. If youre a submissive, thats fantastic. If you can surrender totally and become our slave, thats even better, but is definitely NOT a deal breaker.
No experience is necessary, but an desire to serve IS. As our girl, your happiness and fulfillment should come from obeying and pleasing us. If you wish to have any of your personal limits considered, please include them in your email to us.
Please note
We are not seeking dominants.
We are not seeking males.
We prefer females of slender to medium build, or who will work toward that goal under our direction.
We will accept a female switch with the understanding she would be subservient to us both.
If this could be you, get in touch! Lets establish communication and see if we can make this happen.
We can not chat on this site, due to it using Adobe Flash Player. That program is a well known security risk, so is not on our computers. We also do not use Kik or Skype, due to the well-publicized security risks. We can, however, chat on other free-to-use chatsites.
UPDATE Now, this site is SO broken, there are a number of words we can not use in emails They get edited out. Here are just a few
Anything with F O R M in it, such as I N F O R M A T I O N, which shows as INATION.
Anything with S C R I P T in it, such as D E S C R I P T I O N, which shows as DEION.
Anything with S P A N in it, such as S P A N K I N G, which shows up as KING.
In addition, no punctuation shows except for question marks, commas, and periods. You can not use apostrophes, dashes, quotation marks, exclamation points, et cetera.
FIX THIS, PLEASE!
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Almost FIVE YEARS on this site with this profile alone, and we had others before this one. Please explain why an experienced, sane, courteous dom/domme couple can not find ONE submissive or slave who isn't a fake or game player in all that time.
When we send emails expressing interest to new subs/slaves, about half the emails aren't even read. The vast majority of those which are read are never replied to. The very few replies we get fall into a few categories...1) outright fakes/scammers (broken English, wanting money), 2) ones who don't fit our search parameters, but who lied on their profiles, 3) time wasters (email a few times, very enthusiastic, then disappear), and 4) underage girls wanting to run away from home and wanting to know if we care that they're under 18 (yes, we care).
Can we get one (or even two or more) real, genuine subs/slaves on this site? We're SO sick of seeing on females' profiles that they can't find real dominants/masters/mistresses/owners on this site when they won't even answer email.
We have room in our household for one (or more) sub/slave females, effective immediately (as long as we have a short time to get to know each other). We're offering a long-term/permanent arrangement...someplace they can actually BELONG and not have to worry they'll be released without warning. So where are the real ones? We don't want to go through another five years like these last five plus.
And before you write a snarky email saying we need to be more 1) dominant, 2) courteous, 3) et cetera, our emails are always courteous (to those who don't say to NOT be), appropriate and never pretentious or over the top. They're short and to the point, not a wall of text and not "one liners." All we ask is that you view our profile and get in touch if you MIGHT be interested, so we can find out if we're a good match.
Here's to another five years of frustration. We really do hope we can find someone (or ones) who prove us wrong. |
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Collarspace email system is going crazy! Almost every email we send is being duplicated by some Collarspace email bug. We hit send one time and the person ends up with several copies in their inbox, sometimes over a ten minute period or longer. If this happens to you, please understand we're not spamming you and not trying to drive you away. It's totally beyond our control.
Thank you.
EDIT: Now it just happened again, only with our journal. We hit enter once and we've ended up with three copies (only three so far) of this entry added to our journal. It boggles the mind.
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1) Well, it started with us no longer being able to see profiles on our front page as photo grids or photo lists, only as text lists. That was the first thing broken which never got fixed.
2) Then, we stopped being able to send photos with initial (first contact) emails, only with replies. I understand SOME folks can still send photos at the beginning, but many (most?) can not.
3) Then the site lagged out so badly it was impossible to use. Since then, I get TONS of "service not available" and "bad gateway" messages, telling me either the site or its internet connection is crashing over and over again, (dozens of times?) every day.
4) Recently, new users have been complaining they had to be "approved" to be able to send or reply to emails. That is something new, as I've never seen that before. It seems as if part of the registration/authorization system is broken and accounts have to be manually authorized now.
5) And now...no "New Users" in the past couple days. The latest one showing on my front page is from the 29th of July and it's already the second of August. That means the registration system is now FUBAR. I suppose it was only a matter of time, after the authorization system broke.
How long will this site last? Is it finally broken for good, this time? With the cash coming in from the ads down the right side of each page, especially the ones from alt.com (a competitor???), there should be enough money to hire a coder, true? |
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*HINTS!*
1) If you're a fake, you're wasting as much of your own time as anyone else's. That's just stupid on your part.
2) If you don't want to actually connect with someone, stay off a personals site such as this one.
3) If you're not going to read and answer ALL your email, don't moan about not being able to find someone real and sincere.
4) If YOU claim to be real and/or sincere, in your profile, prove it! Read and answer your email.
5) If you're a female submissive or slave, and you ARE real and sincere, and you see something in your inbox from us, answer it. It will be time well spent. All we want is (at least) ;) one sincere submissive or slave to serve one or both of us.
Thanks! |
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WTF??? What kind of person blocks us when we haven't even sent them a message. Their profile says they want Dom/Domme couples (among other things), which is what we are. We viewed their profile and they blocked us. When we did attempt to send them a greeting, it bounced.
Your loss, Tabooi.......! |
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someone just sent us this message then blocked us:
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wow someone must have really told you off to piss the cunt playing domme off that bad LOl
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There is only one problem. We have no idea what this is about. We've never emailed or interacted with that person before...ever. |
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Dumbest bug ever.
Evidently, this site blocks the word s c r i p t in emails. That would be fine, unless someone is trying to spell d e s c r i p t i o n, in which case it comes out as "deion."
HINT: The word d e s c r i p t i o n is NOT one you want to block on a personals site.
DUH!
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Happy 2014, collarme.com!
Well, the new year has begun the same way the "old year" ended...with us not finding anyone sincere. What's with the ones who do answer our initial email, saying they're very interested, who then disappear and never answer our email again, once we email them back? If this happened once in a while, it would be puzzling. It happens way more often, however.
We also continue to see a great number of profiles of female slaves and submissives who bemoan the fact they can't find "real" dominants/masters/mistresses/owners. Yet they don't answer their emails when we write to them. A lot of the time, they don't even read our email. It sits there for months, or (even worse) is deleted unread. Double You - Tee - Eff ???
At the very least, click on the profile and scan the email (OPEN it and scan it), when someone emails you.
If you're being swamped by too much email, HIDE YOUR PROFILE! Click on "Edit Profile" on the left, then "Hide Profile" at the top of that page. VOILA! You won't get any email for a while, other than from people you have already sent email to, yourself. Give each email and profile...say, 15 seconds or so. Taking a while to do that will keep you from missing out on someone special, and can keep you from having to be on this site for months or even years, whining about how you can't find anyone "genuine" or "real."
We're out here. You just have to make some sort of an effort, especially when WE make the effort to browse profiles and initiate contact in the first place.
Lord and Lady
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Here's one thing that we can't seem to understand.
Are girls really lesbians if they only have girlfriends who:
a) dress like men?
b) walk like men?
c) talk like men?
d) strap on fake penises and fuck like men?
Conclusion: If they prefer partners who embody EVERY classically male characteristic, shouldn't they try dating men?
Just wondering. *scratching head*
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Be vewwy vewwy quiet! We'ew huntin' scammews!
Yes folks...it's time for a scammer hunt! Every time you see someone who is supposedly a native, from the US, using the broken English that's a sure sign of an overseas scammer, REPORT THEM! Every time you see the word "bcos" or the phrase "I hope to read from you soon," REPORT THEM! Every time you see a list of all the "dishes" they can cook, REPORT THEM! Every time you see a chest measurement and totally different bra size in the same description, REPORT THEM! Every time you see a height and weight which don't even come close to matching the photo(s) on the account, REPORT THEM! Every time you see a someone post a profile wanting someone to relocate them, REPORT THEM!
We all know they're scammers. Do everyone a favor. If we all slam the automated system with reports for each one we see, they'll all start losing their accounts. Every time they create new ones, we slam them again. Before long, it won't be worth their time. This won't get rid of all of them, but it may just cut down on some of the worst ones.
BTW... If you see someone who has been on this site for over a year and their profile says they're 18, REPORT THEM AS UNDERAGE, since they had to be under 18 when they opened their account if they're 18 more than a year later. Likewise, do the same for those here for two years at 19, three years at 20, and so on.
If you'd like, keep a tally in your journal of how many scammers' profiles you've reported. Be honest about it though. Don't just post some huge number. Put a number in the top entry like this:
(23 scammers reported)
I'd be interested to see how many we can get. HAPPY HUNTING!
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| Age: 18 |
| Birmingham,
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